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We need pears.
Jeb should drop them.

SuperMega Hardcore difficulty: When you die, minecraft downloads a virus and destroys your computer...

you start with 1/2 heart health, empty hunger bar, and all food is poison.

only charged creepers spawn, and dirt randomly explodes when stepped on.

The official worst idea ever-

Undead flying ooze-spitting invincible ghostly spleens of doom!

EnderDragonBabyRiding!! kay, okai, lissen,,, the baby dragon eggy thing is born when u throw it from the top of the map into lava and than a baby pops out and u use a saddle on it and it fies to a new realm nown as majici wiff other dwagons that can kil u with the firebalz and the final final boss is NOTCHGOD wich flying and invincible cept if u throw a coffi bean at him. He drops a notchegg which when gotten gives you harcorest mode where its always nite and always harcore and double amount of baddies and creepers explode 5x morer! BEST IDEA EVAR!

A mob that teleports to you, and picks up your house, turns it into gravel, then suffocates you, all the while yelling "NYEH!" like a really angry german guy. Basically, it would be an Enderman but its head would be a troll face.

No, i dont mean pick up your house block for block. It will pick up the entire DAMN structure, and ****ing kill you with the gravel.

And btw, you dont have to look at it. It doesnt have to be dark. It is always there. And you cant kill it. Basically, it will always win.

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Ok, a REALLY bad idea.

You know how when your watching TV, an ad will appear in the bottom corner and plays a bunch of sound? Well basically, when your fighting mobs or something serious, a big ad like those will appear in the middle of the screen and you'll see BILLY MAYS go "How many times have YOU needed to CLEAN YOUR HOUSE? Try OXI CLEAN!" really loud.

Dirt tools

Crafted like any other tool but with dirt, all they can mine is bedrock and it mines in 4 seconds.

A dirt block should be able to be crafted into 16 bedrock, because of the little grey dots inside them are bedrock. The bedrock when placed would cause an enderdragon to spawn, and grab you in its talons and feed you to his rutabaga. That large vegetable will eat you in 6.43 bites, then swallow you. Once entering the Mouth stage, a man will have a basket ball. You must shoot the basket onto the uvula for points. Once you have 45,643,532 points, the rutabaga pukes you out. You fly into the air until colliding with a creeper, who is actually Wheatley in disguise. He explains to you that the space droid accidentally knocked into him, sending him flying into the minecraft world. He was hiding as a creeper so nobody would hook him up to redstone. Surpirised, you grab some redstone and hook him up to a door. The door grows large ears, grabs, you, and flies away. After 45 minutes of flying, you are dropped into an endless ocean of acid. Acid is a block that the player is immune to. Picking it up in a bucket will cause the bucket to explode with an explosion level of 62342325, destroying the whole ocean. Under it will be a large buttermilk pasta cake, who will stomp you using his spell, accidentally use the wrong, spell, and turn you into a squid. You will take advantage of the lag glitch and fly away slowly, and then release the lag, causing Notch to hate you for pausing the game for everyone for so long. There will be a boss battle, where it's Notch, Jeb, and Ez in a tag team battle. You must squirt ink in their eyes, which causes 1 heart of damage. They have 456 hearts each, so this battle won't last more than a year. To make this suggestion not OP, the enderdragon could be replaced by a combined NoJebEz monster, which has 39378x the amount of health of a snake, which is a mob that has 0 hearts, but the NoJebEx monster actually has 353244936 hearts, and I mentioned the snake because the snake mob is very important as it spawns right infront of you as soon as the world is generated, kills you, and then dies. This all happens within 4.2 nanoseconds, so if you blink you have a chance of missing this cool but gruesome scene.

Make mining slower at higher difficulties.

27 NEW ORES:

All of these can be made into nice colourful blocks but otherwise have no use. Also, all of them are extremely rare. They can all be found at any level.

Super Amethyst -- 0.06%
Boredom Stone -- 0.05%
Stupidium -- 0.05%
Blapck Stone -- 0.05%
Fake Bedrock -- 0.05%
Espium -- 0.05%
Zeegite -- 0.04%
Death Opal -- 0.04%
Seizure Stone -- 0.035%
Pointless Rock -- 0.03%
Abyssal Gem -- 0.03%
Evil Crystal -- 0.03%
Lolcat Crystal -- 0.025%
Weird Stuff -- 0.025%
Virus Emerald -- 0.02%
Sparkle Stone -- 0.02%
Rubber Gem -- 0.02%
Furry Crystal -- 0.015%
Blood Sapphire -- 0.015%
Unobtainium -- 0.01%
Twofivelevenum -- 0.01%
Pointy Rock -- 0.01%
Transparent Green Stuff -- 0.01%
Pink Stone -- 0.01%
Fnium -- 0.01%
Blueberry Crystal -- 0.01%
Happy Stone -- 0.01%

A new mob that has 1 health and deals 10 AoE melee damage. He looks like you, only has a raccoon tail sticking out of him. When he attacks, the tail spins around him.

Pikachu.

A new ore that makes up 1ppq (part per quintillion) of the stone layer and can be used to make tools that mine anything in 0.1 seconds and do not degrade.

Kirby.

A change to cows so they sometimes crap out manure, and it can be used instead of bonemeal or eaten to restore 1 hunger.

Don't forget Spore 2.

A mod that automagically colors stone upon world generation by seeking the first layer of stone beneath ground, then using colors that represent the depth of the player. For instance, while bright cyan stone is the very first stone layer beneath ground, violet stone would be at one layer above bedrock (ROYGBIV).

Flying cupcakes that shoot exploding sprinkles at you, when they die they spawn 3 more cupcakes to avenge them. They spawn in light levels between -46 and 173, and in the nether they are chocolate.

A new ore that spawns in the nether called bloodstone, it's a complete ripoff of iron and is very difficult to see because netherrack is red too.

A new dimension where everything is made of iron, viruses fly sround and want to eat you, and you are constantly spammed by pop up adds asking you to buy dirt.

A new dimension that is haunted, hostile mobs are everywhere, everything is poisonous, there are loud ghousts that chase you. The boss is Michael Jackson.

A block that when looked at, crashes your computer.

A new dimension in the sky that has too much content and makes all other dimensions obselete.

A new ore that spawns above ground and is as common as air, it can only be mined with a feather and can be made into ****ium tools and armor.

Slimeballs should be able to be eaten, and they give you the ability to kill anything by touching it, and you become transparent.

A craftable computer, you can turn it on and play minecraft, then you can start looking for redstone so you can craft a computer...

Why not add everything from the more creeps and woierdos mod? It doesn't ruin the game or make it stupid or anthing.

The ability to eat dirt and restore 2 hunger. You will also puke worms for the next 3 minutes.

I thought of the best one ever! It's a craftable computer you can play minecraft on! You need redstone and iron. When you turn it on, download minecraft, punch a tree down, then make wooden tools. You get stone and make more stuff, then you look for iron and redstone. Then you craft a computer and turn it on, Download minecraft, punch a tree down, then make wooden tools. You get stone and make more stuff, then you look for iron and redstone. Then you craft a computer and turn it on, Download minecraft, punch a tree down, then make wooden tools. You get stone and make more stuff, then you look for iron and redstone. Then you craft a computer and turn it on, Download minecraft, punch a tree down, then make wooden tools. You get stone and make more stuff, then you look for iron and redstone. Then you craft a computer and turn it on, Download minecraft, punch a tree down, then make wooden tools. You get stone and make more stuff, then you look for iron and redstone. Then you craft a computer and turn it on, Download minecraft, punch a tree down, then make wooden tools. You get stone and make more stuff, then you look for iron and redstone. Then you craft a computer and turn it on, Download minecraft, punch a tree down, then make wooden tools. You get stone and make more stuff, then you look for iron and redstone. Then you craft a computer and turn it on, Download minecraft...

Obsidian blocks that generate 13 times in a chunk.

Chickens getting binoculars and start spying for the endermen, and on your first night, 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 endermen will teleport right in front of you. They will combine into 1 when you are almost dead, and then they will turn into Herobrine who drop-kicks you and you die. Hereobrine beats you to the spawn point and kills you as soon as you spawn. If you kill him, he drops an infinity apple, which fully heals your health and hunger when eaten and heals your armor 10 durability/second until it has been healed for 900.1 seconds. You also get an infinity apple back.