Notch should add more craftable blocks, like cacti blocks, Flint and steel blocks, rose blocks,painting blocks, block blocks (like iron block blocks, which can be crafted with 9 iron blocks). Milk should be a placeable liquid like Lava or Water. Notch should also add fart sounds, oh yea and craftable creepers (which can also be crafted to creeper blocks).
Maybe Notch should also add poop, as an eatable item. AND PLZ PUT SPONGE BACK IN!
Look at bold.
That's actually not a very bad idea.
And also, big flaw with this anyways.
It is a matter of opinion.
gr.
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Paranoid: Moderate. Schizoid: Moderate. Schizotypal: High. Antisocial: Low. Borderline: Low. Histrionic: Moderate. Narcissistic: Moderate. Avoidant: Moderate. Dependent: Moderate. Obsessive-Compulsive: High. Does this make me nuts?
Marshmallow Guns. Uncraftable. Droped by faires. Once you kill a fairy you get unlimited marshmallows. They heal 10 hearts. And a marshmallow gun. Then you teleport to space, and kill unicorns.
Mountain Goats! they find the highest point they can and knock away anything that gets near.
Actually, that might be okay.
I'll see your Mountain Goat, and raise you a Giant Mantis that moves twice as fast as the player and does five hearts of damage per hit. Oh, and it swings twice every time it attacks, of course. But if you kill it it drops a Mantis claw that is a sword and just as powerful as diamonds.
then you could quit that, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then quit the game that quit it, then and pretty soon you'd find that you are now really dead. Respawn.
nuclear creepers, if you get within a hundred chunks of them they explode and if your game crashes because of this explosion then minecraft automatically sends you a key-logger virus disguised as a new update, it then sends all your passwords, bank information social security number, and Paypal account to 4chan.
Make every crafting recipe require diamond for no logical reason, just because being able to make a wooden pickaxe is so overpowered it needs balance. I mean, jeez, you can use a pickaxe to break stone! (It untaps for free! lol if anyone gets the reference)
You should also be able to equip TNT like armor and turn into a creeper.
Oh, yesh, we also need an earth dimension that's exactly the same as the overworld except with MOAR OAREZ!!!! Like aluminm, titanium, uranium, ruby, sapphire, emerald, halite, amber, etc. But for the sake of simplicity the ores will have no uses as far as crafting recipies are concerned, but they give you magical powers for no reason.
Randomly the devil will spawn and turn water into lava and bash down tall structures with a baseball bat. He will then proceed to turn everything in your chests and inventory into gravel, then he'll turn every ore block in the ground into gravel. He shall then turn all gravel blocks into bedrock, and as a grand finale turn every block that is not bedrock into gravel.
There is a chance that after the devil leaves the devil's dad will spawn and one by one, turn every block into a door.
There is a chance that after the devil's dad de-spawns the devil's granddad will spawn and turn all doors into bedrock.
There is a chance that after the devil's granddad de-spawns the devil's great granddad will spawn and turn all bedrock into diamond ore blocks.
Then there is a 100% chance that the devil's son will spawn and destroy every diamond ore block one by one with his giant maths book. He will then proceed to craft a TV and watch 6 episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants, then mute the TV, craft a microwave and use it to cook some popcorn. He will then proceed to watch 6 more episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants, but with the volume significantly louder because he eats so loudly.
The devil's son's brother will then spawn and tell the devil's son to quit hogging the popcorn. This is eventually settled with a game of paper-scissors-rock.
The devil himself then comes back and makes his kids make him some popcorn while he watches Family Guy.
48 types of zombies, more animals, and an entire Mexican twist to all animals!
(i don't mean to be offensive with the Mexican thing)
imagine 48 different consecutive types of zombies (iv'e seen allot of movies and games) that can do different things. bestial zombies like those big ass ones from resident evil 4(wearing a sombrero) coming at you with a big ass sword or mace to make the game more challenging, or the flood from halo(you cant beat a classic parasite without having one), or the spiders from half life 2(there has to be something that renders a challenge).
(i consider the rabids from rayman a type of zombie too)
Look at bold.
That's actually not a very bad idea.
And also, big flaw with this anyways.
It is a matter of opinion.
gr.
Best post on this thread ever
I wish I was in this :C
Actually, that might be okay.
I'll see your Mountain Goat, and raise you a Giant Mantis that moves twice as fast as the player and does five hearts of damage per hit. Oh, and it swings twice every time it attacks, of course. But if you kill it it drops a Mantis claw that is a sword and just as powerful as diamonds.
Well, as a matter of fact....
Praise be to Spode.
You should also be able to equip TNT like armor and turn into a creeper.
Oh, yesh, we also need an earth dimension that's exactly the same as the overworld except with MOAR OAREZ!!!! Like aluminm, titanium, uranium, ruby, sapphire, emerald, halite, amber, etc. But for the sake of simplicity the ores will have no uses as far as crafting recipies are concerned, but they give you magical powers for no reason.
1 - lolz! it does over 9000 damage its reload time is .0001 and it is 2 blocks long!
2 - the weapon also makes you invincible when using it. when you put it in a chest the chest explodes!
3 - if you dump the item in lava it will go back in your inventory and the lava will form a volcano!
4 - if you dump the item in water it will return to your inventory and turn the water it touched into a lapiz block!
5 - this item kills any hostile mob it touched when equiped!
isnt that awsome?
Edit: (dont worry the pic is just a joke form some guys vacation video)
That isn't a bad idea, that would be AWESOME.
you see stone to the north, east, and west.
:mine stone.
you mine the stone, you see stone to the north east and west.
:mine stone
it is dark, you hear growling
:place torch
you place a torch, you see a grue approach you.
:attack grue
you attack the grue, and fail
GAME OVER
SCORE:&e0
That would actually be pretty cool.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA thats awesome! great bad idea!
There is a chance that after the devil leaves the devil's dad will spawn and one by one, turn every block into a door.
There is a chance that after the devil's dad de-spawns the devil's granddad will spawn and turn all doors into bedrock.
There is a chance that after the devil's granddad de-spawns the devil's great granddad will spawn and turn all bedrock into diamond ore blocks.
Then there is a 100% chance that the devil's son will spawn and destroy every diamond ore block one by one with his giant maths book. He will then proceed to craft a TV and watch 6 episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants, then mute the TV, craft a microwave and use it to cook some popcorn. He will then proceed to watch 6 more episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants, but with the volume significantly louder because he eats so loudly.
The devil's son's brother will then spawn and tell the devil's son to quit hogging the popcorn. This is eventually settled with a game of paper-scissors-rock.
The devil himself then comes back and makes his kids make him some popcorn while he watches Family Guy.
Happily ever after.
(i don't mean to be offensive with the Mexican thing)
imagine 48 different consecutive types of zombies (iv'e seen allot of movies and games) that can do different things. bestial zombies like those big ass ones from resident evil 4(wearing a sombrero) coming at you with a big ass sword or mace to make the game more challenging, or the flood from halo(you cant beat a classic parasite without having one), or the spiders from half life 2(there has to be something that renders a challenge).
(i consider the rabids from rayman a type of zombie too)