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I use the power of decimals to divide 7 into 3.5 then 3.5 into 1.75 and then 1.75 into 0.875 etc...

I try to eat the next posters face off during soccer.

before you bite i pull out my samurai sword and slice you in slice you in half.

Next poster gets mauled by a pack of invincible pack of angry wolfs that take away 2-4 hearts per hit, and is commanded by Notch himself, if the dogs die, notch spawns in and makes your time A LIVING HELL.

I counter the powerfist with a powerfist of my own.

Then I throw the guy below me directly into the magma below Earth's crust.

IN ME?!
I take my guts and put them back in my body.

I install a nuke on Sputnik and send it directly towards you.

I stare back and shoot a convenient laser out of my eye that throws you into the Nether and beyond....

I then proceed to tp behind the below user and blow their guts out into oblivion....

I enlist Trollestia's service to troll you to death.

The next user is attacked by the trolling powers of Trollestia, Molestia paralyzes them while Celestia attacks from behind.

(Yes...Technically that's all just Celestia...)

.......i'm not a brony and i'm a arch angel SO YOUR POWERS do not work



next person has to survive never existing with no form of them existing at all so they cant do anything

Earth? What Earth?

Survive my gravitational pull (or my attractiveness)

EDIT: It was for

Tedster

I AM YOU.(funkey100)

I strap an antimatter grenade to the next persons back.

I quickly chop the tree away with my diamond pickaxe

I cover the user below with tartar sauce and i eat him/her while she/he eats their face away

To take suicide? How do you take an action? I escape because of your bad grammar. Nothing happens.


Next user gets placed on a spaceship that has broken life support.(firefly anyone?)

Luckily my suit has an air tank
Church takes my body over and destroys the next user.

Who is Church? Anyway, I have over 50 rockets, I think I could take you.

Next user steps on a pressure plate that triggers a nuke right under their feet.

Teleportation!

Next poster gets 50 angry firebreathing dragons dropped on top of them at once.

Creative mode! HA!

Next user has 42 splash bottles of Damage II fall on them!

I'm immune. And then I kill it.

Next user has to survive a bomb rigged to the space bar on their only keyboard.

i dont have a keyboard its a typer thingy...



Next user steps on a pressure plate that triggers a nuke right under their feet.

i travel back in time and destroy the pressure plate and the nuke.

Next user gets 16 chunks of land thrown at him/her at speeds of 300-600 mph, and if they dont play minecraft, they get attacted by chuck norris

But, I'm STRONGER than chuck Norris!!


Next user says they hate one direction outside of a stadium where they had a concert, just when a HUUUUGE group of fangirls walks out of the doors, thereby, You get MOBBED by angry fangirls.