"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
I shove my Ice Cold Coka-Cola in the reactor to cool it.
Next person is under siege in a castle.
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"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
I throw a toaster with a bomb on it at the below uses head and he has a buttton if he presses said button a train will go off rails but the bomb will not explode. Then said train goes into a apartment building where the elderly live, now if said train hits said apartment and kills said people the said apartment will fall on the below poster
Chuck Norris came out of retirement to make "The Expendables 2" Therefore you did not defend yourself against my attack, and your pathetic attack never happened due to Roundhouse kick to the face.
Next poster is surrounded by mines
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Next poster is in a nuclear reactor and it is overheating, your wearing regular clothes and there are no hasmat suites in 100 mile radius.
Why can't I have more than 1 link in my signature?
Next person is under siege in a castle.
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Next poster is attacked by a hacker.
Cats.
next poster is naked and surounded by pedobears
Why can't I have more than 1 link in my signature?
1.Destroys the hacked computer.
2.Buys a new computer.
3.Hacks the hacker.
4.???
5.Profit!
Next person is inside a dragon's stomach
Ninja'd
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Next poster is attacked by 4chan.
Cats.
The next poster is attacked by a poster.
I throw a toaster with a bomb on it at the below uses head and he has a buttton if he presses said button a train will go off rails but the bomb will not explode. Then said train goes into a apartment building where the elderly live, now if said train hits said apartment and kills said people the said apartment will fall on the below poster
I attack the next poster with my avata, meta-Ridley
Next poster I put in a bedrock crate and spawn a bunch of spider jockies in it.
I attack the next poster with ALL the moves! lol
I summon Sonic to lecture the next poster to death.
Chuck Norris grants me a favor. He has agreed to roundhouse kick you in the face.
I attack the next user with the Lolichop.
I call Cuthulu From the depths.
Next poster gets attacked by a swarm of flying poison tipped knives (about 4000 or so) IRL.
Next person is attacked by the British