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but what you didn't know is that i have no neck!

the next poster gets stared at menacingly

Staring at me does NOTHING!

Next posters german teacher is the TF2 medic.

Yes, you're right! How did you know? It's a shame I don't take German, I would love to meet him.

I force the next person to eat my avatar.

Yummy. Thanks, I needed that.

The next user is shot by a dog-rocket. Don't ask me either....

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (timed it right, jumped on top of it)

Next person is surrounded by 750 Nazis that are about to shoot them unless they come up for a good reason not to in 5 seconds.

I am one of them, sort of.

Next poster is whacked repeatedly over the head by Major Malfunction with a frying pan of earrape.

Headgear+earmuffs


Next poster ate too many sandviches

Healing X 300.

Next poster is forced to find the last decimal point of PI.

You never said near the cave entrance, so I escape and triple tap w before he could get his hands on me and force my pig to bash him.

The user below is inside a old car, and the car is being crushed this instant with no intent of escape, as the doors are rusted stuck and the windows are now just junk shaped into car window panes.

(@ThatUltimateTroll) We had a nice chat, had some tea and biscuiuts, and then I backstabbed him. At least that saves me some time.

EDIT: I have them Chaos Emeralds with me. Who has an escape plan now?

The next one to post will be banished the negative world.

The sentence is broken - so is its meaning.

Next poster is shoved into a wrestling match with a cyborg gorilla.

I am a robot. I was build to land on spikes. Besides, the building is a minecraft 3-block-high building.

Next poster is struck by a smooth criminal.

I'm made of bedrock therefore making me indestructible.

Next person is surrounded by clones of chuck norris.

Rocket Express!

(Explosion)

Next poster was caught in the blast.

Used a shield to reflect the blast.


Next person is stranded at Jurassic Park.

Seeing as I'm a dragon I simply fly away from the island

Next person is attacked by iron man

I put on diamond armor and grab a diamond sword. Diamond beats iron, 'nuff said.

Next poster gets stuck in a bedrock box and is suffocating.

I Apparate out.

Next person is getting tortured by the Cruciatus Curse and is slowly dying.

CREATIVE MODE!!!

next poster must endure a round-house kick from Chuck Norris and cant do anything to stop it.