The next poster will have all forms of defense taken away from them, will be captured while not able to move, and double-checked that they are real, with no backup, then spammed with /kill <insertusernamehere> and /strike <insertusernamehere> with absolutely nothing they or anything else can do about it. If it is a vanilla server I will hack their computer with a new virus that no program can stop, not even Macs, take control of their computer and make them jump in a pool pf lava, they will also have their respawn button blacked out so that they can't respawn, and then they can't close the window, if they shut their computer down then it will open again when it starts up. If they come up with something to get past it, they will actually be captured while not able to move, stripped naked, with no backup, then they will be stabbed multiple times, with a knife and then killed in real life (THAT'S RIGHT! NO RESPAWN POINTS), and nothing that they or anything else can do about it. Oh did I mention all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away.
The next poster will have all forms of defense taken away from them, will be captured while not able to move or speak or anything else, and double-checked that they are real, with no backup, then spammed with /kill <insertusernamehere> and /strike <insertusernamehere> with absolutely nothing they or anything else can do about it. If it is a vanilla server I will hack their computer with a new virus that no program can stop, not even Macs, take control of their computer and make them jump in a pool pf lava, they will also have their respawn button blacked out so that they can't respawn, and then they can't close the window, if they shut their computer down then it will open again when it starts up. If they come up with something to get past it, they will actually be captured while not able to move, stripped naked, with no backup, then they will be stabbed multiple times, with a knife and then killed in real life (THAT'S RIGHT! NO RESPAWN POINTS), and nothing that they or anything else can do about it. Oh did I mention all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away.
The next poster will have all forms of defense, all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away. They will be captured while not able to move or speak or anything else, and double-checked that they are real, with no backup, then spammed with /kill <insertusernamehere> and /strike <insertusernamehere> with absolutely nothing they or anything else can do about it. If it is a vanilla server I will hack their computer with a new virus that no program can stop, not even Macs, take control of their computer and make them jump in a pool pf lava, they will also have their respawn button blacked out so that they can't respawn, and then they can't close the window, if they shut their computer down then it will open again when it starts up. If they come up with something to get past it, they will actually becaptured while not able to move, stripped naked, with no backup, then they will be stabbed multiple times, with a knife and then killed in real life (THAT'S RIGHT! NO RESPAWN POINTS), and nothing that they or anything else can do about it. Oh did I mention all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away.
By the way Entophobia, I said all defense taken away.
I posit that "any science sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic", proving that the radiation and meltdown, being the byproducts of highly advanced science, are magic. Because the radiation blocks magic from happening, the plant shuts itself down, and everyone else is unscathed.
The next poster suffers a life-threatening migraine trying to ponder the implications of that.
The next poster will have all forms of defense, all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away. They will be captured while not able to move or speak or anything else, and double-checked that they are real, with no backup, then spammed with /kill <insertusernamehere> and /strike <insertusernamehere> with absolutely nothing they or anything else can do about it. If it is a vanilla server I will hack their computer with a new virus that no program can stop, not even Macs, take control of their computer and make them jump in a pool pf lava, they will also have their respawn button blacked out so that they can't respawn, and then they can't close the window, if they shut their computer down then it will open again when it starts up. If they come up with something to get past it, they will actually becaptured while not able to move, stripped naked, with no backup, then they will be stabbed multiple times, with a knife and then killed in real life (THAT'S RIGHT! NO RESPAWN POINTS), and nothing that they or anything else can do about it. Oh did I mention all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away.
By the way Entophobia, I said all defense taken away.
Stop posting this over and over again. Use a different attack.
I cured myself.
The next poster gets drowned in raining blood. HALLELUYA! It's raining blood!
The next poster will have all forms of defense, all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away. They will be captured while not able to move or speak or anything else, and double-checked that they are real, with no backup, then spammed with /kill <insertusernamehere> and /strike <insertusernamehere> with absolutely nothing they or anything else can do about it. If it is a vanilla server I will hack their computer with a new virus that no program can stop, not even Macs, take control of their computer and make them jump in a pool pf lava, they will also have their respawn button blacked out so that they can't respawn, and then they can't close the window, if they shut their computer down then it will open again when it starts up. If they come up with something to get past it, they will actually becaptured while not able to move, stripped naked, with no backup, then they will be stabbed multiple times, with a knife and then killed in real life (THAT'S RIGHT! NO RESPAWN POINTS), and nothing that they or anything else can do about it. Oh did I mention all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away.
By the way Entophobia, I said all defense taken away.
I'm sorry, I find it exetremely difficult to read the Great Wall of China.
Also, I'm a vampire and drink my way out of the blood.
I send pirates at the next poster.
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Wanna know Jack Sparrow's favorite country?
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Earmuffs, a diamond sword, and diamond armor. Minecraft mobs are too easy (diamond armor makes you untouchable to those monsters), and I have to wear earmuffs due to terrible music.
The next poster has three days to stop the moon from hitting the world (obviously you will die if it hits).
I call the giants who have strong muscles to push the moon out of the Earth's orbit.
The next poster is on an airplane, but it has a broken engine, and its above the peak of the volcano. All of the doors are locked. You have no items, no inventory, no equipment, no defenses. You cannot use your magic or time machine or magic mirror to get away from the plane.
I am hooked up to a machine which will project my thoughts as actions, allowing me to continue to rule over Soviet Equestria, despite being locked in eternal slumber.
I stole the next poster's face.
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Wanna know Jack Sparrow's favorite country?
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
I whip out my sponge, which I used INVedit to acquire illegitimately because I'm playing survival, and scrub down your old face. I then use Photoshop and pretty it up. I then wear it.
I draft the next poster into the Soviet Equestrian Red Army, then, I send them on a suicide mission.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
The next poster will have all forms of defense taken away from them, will be captured while not able to move, and double-checked that they are real, with no backup, then spammed with /kill <insertusernamehere> and /strike <insertusernamehere> with absolutely nothing they or anything else can do about it. If it is a vanilla server I will hack their computer with a new virus that no program can stop, not even Macs, take control of their computer and make them jump in a pool pf lava, they will also have their respawn button blacked out so that they can't respawn, and then they can't close the window, if they shut their computer down then it will open again when it starts up. If they come up with something to get past it, they will actually be captured while not able to move, stripped naked, with no backup, then they will be stabbed multiple times, with a knife and then killed in real life (THAT'S RIGHT! NO RESPAWN POINTS), and nothing that they or anything else can do about it. Oh did I mention all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away.
Next poster is inside a sinking ship, but no equipment and stuff. A kraken is coming your way.
The next poster will have all forms of defense taken away from them, will be captured while not able to move or speak or anything else, and double-checked that they are real, with no backup, then spammed with /kill <insertusernamehere> and /strike <insertusernamehere> with absolutely nothing they or anything else can do about it. If it is a vanilla server I will hack their computer with a new virus that no program can stop, not even Macs, take control of their computer and make them jump in a pool pf lava, they will also have their respawn button blacked out so that they can't respawn, and then they can't close the window, if they shut their computer down then it will open again when it starts up. If they come up with something to get past it, they will actually be captured while not able to move, stripped naked, with no backup, then they will be stabbed multiple times, with a knife and then killed in real life (THAT'S RIGHT! NO RESPAWN POINTS), and nothing that they or anything else can do about it. Oh did I mention all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away.
I throw the next poster into a bed of cacti.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
The next poster will have all forms of defense, all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away. They will be captured while not able to move or speak or anything else, and double-checked that they are real, with no backup, then spammed with /kill <insertusernamehere> and /strike <insertusernamehere> with absolutely nothing they or anything else can do about it. If it is a vanilla server I will hack their computer with a new virus that no program can stop, not even Macs, take control of their computer and make them jump in a pool pf lava, they will also have their respawn button blacked out so that they can't respawn, and then they can't close the window, if they shut their computer down then it will open again when it starts up. If they come up with something to get past it, they will actually becaptured while not able to move, stripped naked, with no backup, then they will be stabbed multiple times, with a knife and then killed in real life (THAT'S RIGHT! NO RESPAWN POINTS), and nothing that they or anything else can do about it. Oh did I mention all powers (including your immortality) and items will be taken away.
By the way Entophobia, I said all defense taken away.
next poster is sent into a nuclear power plant while it's having a meltdown! Oh, and no magic, it's blocked by the radiation.
The next poster suffers a life-threatening migraine trying to ponder the implications of that.
Stop posting this over and over again. Use a different attack.
I cured myself.
The next poster gets drowned in raining blood. HALLELUYA! It's raining blood!
I'm sorry, I find it exetremely difficult to read the Great Wall of China.
Also, I'm a vampire and drink my way out of the blood.
I send pirates at the next poster.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Next poster listens to Techno Scootaloo but there are zombies, creepers, and spiders coming your way.
The next poster has three days to stop the moon from hitting the world (obviously you will die if it hits).
The next poster is on an airplane, but it has a broken engine, and its above the peak of the volcano. All of the doors are locked. You have no items, no inventory, no equipment, no defenses. You cannot use your magic or time machine or magic mirror to get away from the plane.
Next poster is forced to open the door, get on the floor, and walk the dinosaur.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
The next poster has to watch every Spongebob episode ever released after 2005. Your eyes are taped open.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE TERRIBLE.
The next person is force-fed non-manly tea. And it's pink*. OH THE HORROR
*Pink is not manly.
I wish
I release a flesh eating virus into the below poster's residence.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
I stole the next poster's face.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
The next person must wear my old ugly face. It's really smelly and demoralizing.
I drop a
SONIC RAINBOOM
on the person under me.