I already have a jetpack. So I made a portal to Earth. Again.
The next poster is trapped in where DJ Pon-3 and Spitfire are kissing, perhaps the walls are strong, you cannot do anything, you cannot punch, you have no equipment, no weapons, and none of your companions to help you get outta here. And also there is a time bomb that'll detonate in 900 minutes.
I teleport out! man, I love being able to do that sometimes.
Next poster has special headphones on, you can't break them or remove them and the left headphone has Justin Beiber songs playing at full volume, while the right one has Rebecca Black songs playing at full volume.
PONIES ARE NOW GENOCIDE PROOF WITH THE NEW INJECTIONS!
The next poster will have all forms of defense taken away from them, will be captured while not able to move, and double-checked that they are real, with no backup, then spammed with /kill <insertusernamehere> and /strike <insertusernamehere> with absolutely nothing they or anything else can do about it, they will also have their respawn button blacked out so that they can't respawn, and then they can't close the window, if they shut their computer down then it will open again when it starts up. If they come up with something to get past it, they will actually be captured while not able to move, with no backup, then they will be stabbed multiple times, with a knife and then killed in real life (THAT'S RIGHT! NO RESPAWN POINTS), and nothing that they or anything else can do about it. Oh did I mention all powers (including your immortality) will be taken away.