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Too bad it was all your imagination while I was ramming a drill through your face.

The next poster get's attacked by:
Jack, Subject Delta, an army of rescued little sisters with their blood collecting needles at the ready, and Eleanor. All at the same time.

If I dont like something, I shoot it with my Uzi. I dont like them.

Next poster is attacked by rebecca black and justin beiber.

Ooh, how cute. I give them a stern talking-to, and show them who's their uncle.

I then turn engie_ninja into a ceramic model, which I then smash into knife-sharp shards that litter the whole floor....

I re-assemble myself and whack the next poster with the flamingo warhammer of meleeing with grenades.

I use magic to send it right back.

The next poster can't post because I get them to make cupcakes with Pinkie Pie.

I post anyway with my ninja powers. Oh, and you had better check on her. She seems dead.

Next poster got their balls torn off by saxton hale then got their spine broken by heavy and their neck broken by BLU T.O.A.S.T.E.N.S.

I counter with the penguin shield of defending with spikes.
I use Unbreakable body lvl. 32 [3-5] d32 [Defence]

I insta-kill the next poster with my whistle of insta-kill-ness.

Moves like Jagger drowned out your whistle.

Next poster HASNT got the moves like Jagger and ends up being crushed by your mothers fat face.

I was born of simple stone, rain and light. I don't have a mother.

Next poster gets inevitably seduced by Mick Jagger's daughters...

I am eternal. They are not. Simple.

Next poster hit seedier and got explodified by his anti-harm shield.

It moves around me.

Next poster is hit by one of Akrons (from Epic Battle Fantasy 3) instakill attacks.

Akron? Ha! his moves are too inacurate, and i counter the move with syphon too, to prevent any other magical attacks from him( and he ONLY has magic attacks not including the rune claws)

a skull ghost from the same game, buffed to 100% spell accuracy, casts death on the next player

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Akron? Ha! his moves are too inacurate, and i counter the move with syphon too, to prevent any other magical attacks from him( and he ONLY has magic attacks not including the rune claws)

a skull ghost from the same game, buffed to 100% spell accuracy, casts death on the next player

i manipulate my shadow, and he takes the death spell for me. shadows can't die

i sick my shadow on the next player

A MIRROR DEFLECTS LASER!! Now I'm not a toast!

I put the next user in the situation of Schrödinger's cat.
Is the next poster dead? Or maybe alive? I don't care.

I'm sorry, I only eat sandVICHes.

Next user is mauled by angry Bruins fans.

Just blocked by riot soldiers and when 1 of the fans started attacked, entire fans will mauled by soldier's baton..

I send nothing at next post..

It's not very effective...
VOMMACK took 0 damage.

Next user's grandma is murdered 20 years before they're born.

I count with the power of LOGIC! It doesn't even make sense, this little paradox you have there.

I "Avada Kedavra!" the next user. And he is NOT Harry Potter.

Perhaps I'm taking the cloning device a little too far...it's been in 3 topics already.

The next user is dropped onto the surface of the Creeper Homeworld.

I manufacture Anti-Creeper to combat it.

The next person to post is trapped in a bedrock room with gags on his/her mouth, hands and legs tied together, stripped of all items, and next to a burning hunk of nitroglycerin.