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I slice the intestines of the next poster open

i have no intestines to cut...

my avatar comes to life and breaks the fabric of spacetime,sucking in all those below me!

Quote from Schmooman

i have no intestines to cut...

my avatar comes to life and breaks the fabric of spacetime,sucking in all those below me!

My $5 electric fan blows me far away.

The next user is put in a room which keeps saying "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!" over 9000 times. You shoot yourself.

In the foot. And I go insane

You fall from a plane, completly naked, no parachute or anything in your hands

Quote from MICHAELNESS

In the foot. And I go insane

You fall from a plane, completly naked, no parachute or anything in your hands

Well, I'm a MALE MODEL and thus I'm too good-looking to die while naked!

The next user has a heart attack, while an amateur surgeon decides to attack the heart back!

I'm Chuck Norris... My heart is not stupid enough to attack me.

Chuck Norris goes to kick you, a deadly kick

I don't take any damage, because I Fly LIKE A BAWS.

The next user allies with the Grox in Spore, and then somehow angers the Grox. If you don't know, allying the Grox will cause the ENTIRE Galaxy to hate you. And angering the Grox will cause the very few empires that haven't hated you yet to hate you, including the Grox theirselves. You are the most hated creature in the Galaxy. Have fun.

I quit playing Spore. Like I should have the moment I colonized my 5th planet.

I give the next user a reclaimed and 2 scraps for their Team Captain. No refunds

RED FLAG! YOU LOSE!

I THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE at the next user.

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The next poster slips on a banana peel and falls into a cage with an angry gorilla.

I place my comment on the ceiling above the spikes

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I superglue the below posters eyelids shut and put him/her infront of a giant pit.

I become a cyborg and hack my robotic eyes into the nearest camera, avoiding the pit altogether.

I put the below poster in a room full of Beatles Fans (including me) wearing a shirt that says "Justin Bieber Rules! <3<3<3"

Everyone runs away, as I am carrying an AK-47 and a rocket launcher.

I release a pack of rabid wolverines on the next poster.

I create a thousand black holes right under the below posters feet.

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I have total control over space and time.
Don't believe me? Look it up.

I chop the next user in half with my sord.... [sic]

I fart in public and blame it on you. In the worlds fanciest hotel.

I say "Mmm yes, quite intriguing. How dare you falsely accuse me good sir, I challenge you to a duel!" And win.

I fill the room with Grammar Hitlers, and put the next poster wearing a shirt that says "i be coo,"

They understand that a good Nazi is a hypocrite, so they just look the other way.

I stab the next poster to death with a rusty spoon.

I absorb the rusty spoon.

I fire mah ponylaz0r. For the 9001st time. :laugh.gif:

I dodge every one blast

I stuff a person in a room watching nothing but my little pony. Damnit, they like it...