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my wolf army eats it before It can get to me (mods :biggrin.gif:)

You are targeted by the covenant(halo) for being human.

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my wolf army eats it before It can get to me (mods :biggrin.gif:)

You are targeted by the covenant(halo) for being human.

I'm not human, i'm a geese-man. I place several pig spawners and grass blocks in the next guy's home/castle/den/cave

i renovate my entire base.. WITH :tnt:. i fire GDI ion cannon at next poster

I happened to be in my conyard when this happens. Conyard survives superweapon strike.

I send Chrono Legionnaires to attack the below poster.

I give the below poster an exploding boomerang and activate it. Just try throwing it away...

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I happened to be in my conyard when this happens. Conyard survives superweapon strike.

I send Chrono Legionnaires to attack the below poster.

I give the below poster an exploding boomerang and activate it. Just try throwing it away...

The boomerang is a cheap, plastic boomerang made in china, so i throw it away pretty easily.
I stuff under the next poster's bed.

I do nothing, as the dust bunnies beneath my bed will make a quick meal of him.
Having just fed them, I send said dust bunnies to attack the next poster.

pervert

i simply survive by hacking them all with my great knife

a slowly attack the next with the great knife

Just for the fun of it I dodged it in slow motion.

*several hours later*

Dodged. I attack the below poster with every pg-13 rated attack in this thread, at the same time, while he/she/it is blindfolded... Somehow.

i simply take off the blindfold, go onto minecraftforum.net, and delete all the PG13 rated attacks by hacking the website, meaning you have nothing to attack with.

The poster below is mining some diamond, when... SUPRISE CREEPERSSSSSSSSSSSSS

And I have surprise crafting table... *calmly strolls out of mine while creepers detonate harmlessly around me because I'm wearing diamond armor*

The below poster is slowly dying of old age... and I prevent him/her/it from making/doing ANYTHING to extend his/her/its life.

I'm afraid you can't do that.I am a super computer-immortal.

Next user gets thrown into a pit of turrets.

Me again

I go in a time machine right before i die. upon arrival to the date when i was younger, i die, transfering my soul to the younger me. i repeat, living forever!
(note: i don't extend my life by doing this, i still die of old age, but i become young shortly after.

You have a wooden house, then you walk in one day and discover someone turned it into a lava trap! the op didn't install any plugins, and the game won't let you leave. Your computer is also too slow to be able to run any mods or 3rd party programs.

EDIT: posted too late, i meant to post to the ABOVE above user. attack still applies to the below user though

You are clumsy, so I land on top of a turret and it falls over, and it knocks another turret over while falling, which knocks another over, etc, etc, repeat until they are all down like a set of dominos...

edit: NINJA'd I called water bucket ninjas to make obsidian and cobble

The next poster gets a pie in the face, hit by a car, whacked with frying pan, and hit by pretty much any cartoonish gag I can think of.

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since it's a cartoon, i either...
1. erase the oncoming hazards and draw a creeper on top of you
2. change the channel

I greif your town, which you worked so hardon hard on, making you kill yourself

I stop at the last moment, realizing I have several backups.

My avatar is coming for you. Nuff said.

I cannot see pictures with device I'm using, your avatar is an x... so scary...

x become a capital X and crushes the next poster.

Ninja'd, I hate you... But anyway...


I Bring a block it with a capital O, and I win the tic tac toe.



I lock you in a rather large empty solid iron bin and start pouring the radioactive plutonium in.


It'd be impossible to live, you'd die of radiation poisoning.

The plutonium gives me super-powers.

I promptly escape the bin and use my heat vision on the next poster.

I think it got a degree hotter. Did I mention my armor has AC?