I dodge everything by using a handful of hellgrammites to scare everyone away! Then, I command said Hellgrammites with my mind to attack the next poster!
Have you forgotten my Bow of Beast-Mastery?
After raining down a few volleys the... Whatever those things are, are too busy fighting each other to notice me.
I fortify my sneak skill by 100, then reverse pickpocket a Mage's Hood enchanted to deal 5 points per second to its wearer into the next poster's pocket. By leaving the area and coming back they will automatically equip it, slowly dying simply because they're wearing it.
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You have just started
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
I shout 'Lol wut'.
it somehow defends me.
the next user is stabed with ham.
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"You messed up. Now I gotta mess you up. It's the law." —BA baracus (Mr.T)
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
You never specified where you stabbed me, so you end up stabbing me in the shoelace. I choke the following user with said shoelace. (to specify: I choke them by wrapping it around their neck.)
If you read the first post in this thread you'll remember that we can't say we actually killed the below user, hence that post is disquallfied.
I attack the next user with a spider-pig.
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In infinite universes, not only is anything possible,
but guaranteed.
The next user is backstabbed by a spy. He has 1/2 a millisecond to react. Please be realistic.
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Wrong sir, wrong. YOU stole the fizzy lifting drinks and YOU touched the ceiling, therefor it must be washed and sterilized! So you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
I play for five seconds, get bored, quit, and play some black ops to numb my mind.
Below user is standing between Nikolai (World at War) and his vodka.
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Actually, that's the best mental image ever. A dying, drowning man stuffing his face from a massive wall of cake, and carving out a monstrous underwater cake picture. I'd pay to watch that irl.
[quote=Rotten194][quote=mcnugget] "Love cabin"[;/quote][quote=mcnugget]creepers.!
Ermm...or I could tell Chuck that AOL fails me and he won't be able to play minecraft with it installed. So he deletes it.
Below user is stuck between me with a Galil on one side and the epicness of this song on the other:
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Quote from spaz102 »
Actually, that's the best mental image ever. A dying, drowning man stuffing his face from a massive wall of cake, and carving out a monstrous underwater cake picture. I'd pay to watch that irl.
[quote=Rotten194][quote=mcnugget] "Love cabin"[;/quote][quote=mcnugget]creepers.!
Actually, that's the best mental image ever. A dying, drowning man stuffing his face from a massive wall of cake, and carving out a monstrous underwater cake picture. I'd pay to watch that irl.
[quote=Rotten194][quote=mcnugget] "Love cabin"[;/quote][quote=mcnugget]creepers.!
Chuck Norris would never play a role in the death of a leading Chuck Norrisologist, especially not the one that hypothesized, and proved the second law of Chuck Norrisology.
Just for the heck of it:
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I throw a frying pan at the below user's head.
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You have just started
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
(Hellgrammite)
After raining down a few volleys the... Whatever those things are, are too busy fighting each other to notice me.
I fortify my sneak skill by 100, then reverse pickpocket a Mage's Hood enchanted to deal 5 points per second to its wearer into the next poster's pocket. By leaving the area and coming back they will automatically equip it, slowly dying simply because they're wearing it.
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
I bribe the below user to give me a gun, then I kill him with it.
i set mr t notch hemoburn chuck norris and the god of pie on the below user
I... save, and take only half damage.
I call upon House Baenre to attack the next poster.
it somehow defends me.
the next user is stabed with ham.
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
the next user is killed with SLEUTH DIPLOMACY
I attack the next user with a spider-pig.
but guaranteed.
The next user is backstabbed by a spy. He has 1/2 a millisecond to react. Please be realistic.
I retaliate with ANGRY, JURASSIC YOSHI.
Anyways, I force the below user to play Drakengard.
Ok, now I feel kinda bad now.
Below user is standing between Nikolai (World at War) and his vodka.
I don't want to know.
Below user is stuck between me with a Galil on one side and the epicness of this song on the other:
I don't want to know.
So i guess i'll just have to run you and galil over with a steamroller then go for the next guy.
but guaranteed.
I tie the below user to a chair, have chuck norris uber knot it, and force you to watch as I leave the room to leave you to die. PAINFULLY.
http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=O ... re=related
I don't want to know.
Just for the heck of it:
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
In response, I pull out a riding crop, an accordion, and 7lbs of mangoes. I then viciously attack the next poster.