Using the curvature of space, and sheer quantum luck, the hammer barely touches me, and the part that does, phases right through me doing no harm.
The next poster randomly teleports through a wall due to drawing the quantum lottery ticket of the Universal Decade (about 10 guggolplexes of years, I believe), defying dizzying odds, and falling into my lava storage area.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
You have just started
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
i throw down a bucket of water
my legs are now obsidan i kick my way out and kick the next user into orbit where he will be brought back down to earth with a random meteor
i block and grab your arm, use my hand to cut the bicep, oxjaw you, then use an inverted palm on the bottom of your arm. Don't mess with a 3rd Degree Black Belt.
the next user is hit in the head with a trophy somebody kicked out of a window
AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M RIGHT BEHIND SOMEONE.
I say oh hai there and you say herro and i kick you into random spawned sparta pit.
And you land on below user.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quote from spaz102 »
Actually, that's the best mental image ever. A dying, drowning man stuffing his face from a massive wall of cake, and carving out a monstrous underwater cake picture. I'd pay to watch that irl.
[quote=Rotten194][quote=mcnugget] "Love cabin"[;/quote][quote=mcnugget]creepers.!
AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M RIGHT BEHIND SOMEONE.
I say oh hai there and you say herro and i kick you into random spawned sparta pit.
And you land on below user.
Edit: sorry for double post. I HATE YOU FORUMS SERVER
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quote from spaz102 »
Actually, that's the best mental image ever. A dying, drowning man stuffing his face from a massive wall of cake, and carving out a monstrous underwater cake picture. I'd pay to watch that irl.
[quote=Rotten194][quote=mcnugget] "Love cabin"[;/quote][quote=mcnugget]creepers.!
i decide to do this something along the lines of dnd and roll a 20 sided die to test my fate
i roll a 13, so long sotry short i did survive.
the next person recieves a prinny via catapult
I was expecting you to quote me, bypassing the post reply button in the first place.
anyway, with fair warning, I am able to set up my wormhole defenses to teleport the meteor somewhere else.
The next poster's name has been written in one of those deathnote books I keep hearing about.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
You have just started
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
I was expecting you to quote me, bypassing the post reply button in the first place.
anyway, with fair warning, I am able to set up my wormhole defenses to teleport the meteor somewhere else.
The next poster's name has been written in one of those deathnote books I keep hearing about.
'Cept my RL name ain't tha1337cheezburger. Oh well, looks like some random guy whose name is unfortunate to be close enough is gonna have a heart attack.
The below poster just recently changed his RL name to Thaleet Chesberger.
Just before Gameguy wrote on that deathnote.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quote from spaz102 »
Actually, that's the best mental image ever. A dying, drowning man stuffing his face from a massive wall of cake, and carving out a monstrous underwater cake picture. I'd pay to watch that irl.
[quote=Rotten194][quote=mcnugget] "Love cabin"[;/quote][quote=mcnugget]creepers.!
the next user will be smashed
The next poster randomly teleports through a wall due to drawing the quantum lottery ticket of the Universal Decade (about 10 guggolplexes of years, I believe), defying dizzying odds, and falling into my lava storage area.
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
my legs are now obsidan i kick my way out and kick the next user into orbit where he will be brought back down to earth with a random meteor
I punch the following user in the face with confusion.
the next user is hit in the head with a trophy somebody kicked out of a window
I say oh hai there and you say herro and i kick you into random spawned sparta pit.
And you land on below user.
I don't want to know.
I say oh hai there and you say herro and i kick you into random spawned sparta pit.
And you land on below user.
Edit: sorry for double post. I HATE YOU FORUMS SERVER
I don't want to know.
I use an undefendable attack.
i roll a 13, so long sotry short i did survive.
the next person recieves a prinny via catapult
The next person is attcked by a yoshi wanting revenge for sacrificing him to save yourself
The next user is stuck in the Nether without a portal. Or any items.
I throw up a portal, and lure a ghast into lighting it for me.
The next poster's computer will explode exactly 5 seconds after clicking the post reply button.
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
EDIT: Editing from another computer.
Next poster has a 500 ton Meteor hit their house once they hit submit.
anyway, with fair warning, I am able to set up my wormhole defenses to teleport the meteor somewhere else.
The next poster's name has been written in one of those deathnote books I keep hearing about.
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
'Cept my RL name ain't tha1337cheezburger. Oh well, looks like some random guy whose name is unfortunate to be close enough is gonna have a heart attack.
The below poster just recently changed his RL name to Thaleet Chesberger.
Just before Gameguy wrote on that deathnote.
I don't want to know.
The next person is stuck in space with nothing
You are trapped in bedrock, the only thing under you is wood, under that is lava.(figure it out)
the next poster get minimized and is put into a lock burning chest
The next person eats a poisonous mushroom
lucky me i was by a hospital and i was cleared
the next poster get eaten by a giant ghast and your by the digestive system