You are chained to a room which is made of bedrock, with no exit and laser cannons that can split you in half, all of them set to 0.1 millisecond (Speed of lasers and time until it fires).
None of them are duds or can be turned off by any action.
All the surrounding areas are black holes, so if you seem to escape, you will fall. (Your chair and the laser cannons are floating)
In real life.
(I edited this many times.)
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Number of people who know who is in my avatar: 2
"When life gives you cocoa beans, you don't make cookies"
Oh, I thought you were saying IF you were in real life. I though you meant like if we WEREN'T in real life. Anyways, how do you expect me to act on a forum user trap that's kinda based off of a old killing scheme? Nevermind...
Uhh, how about the below person dies of the randomness I just said?
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I blame his death on you people. My signature is always gonna be this, just to make you feel guilty.
Below poster has to face eighteen Stalkers at once.
Next user is exploded by M.I.K.E.
There's no kill like overkill.
I shoot the next poster at point-blank range with my revolver.
Professional mincebag
Next user is attacked by the warden from Cops and Robbers
Rabid animals are raining down upon you.
Let's all get along... or something optimistic like that.
Said parasol now shoots out a penguin with a razor sharp beak towards the next user.
Next user is Nyancrafter's pikachu
There's no kill like overkill.
You are chained to a room which is made of bedrock, with no exit and laser cannons that can split you in half, all of them set to 0.1 millisecond (Speed of lasers and time until it fires).
None of them are duds or can be turned off by any action.
All the surrounding areas are black holes, so if you seem to escape, you will fall. (Your chair and the laser cannons are floating)
In real life.
(I edited this many times.)
I backstab you.
You are already dead.
In real life
I dead ring my way out of there.
I said "In real life", right?
Oh, I thought you were saying IF you were in real life. I though you meant like if we WEREN'T in real life. Anyways, how do you expect me to act on a forum user trap that's kinda based off of a old killing scheme? Nevermind...
Uhh, how about the below person dies of the randomness I just said?
Next person is powered off with a switch that then breaks.
There's no kill like overkill.
Next person is about to get hit with Fissure (The Pokemon move that gives a one hit KO.)
Next person gets hit by doom blade ( magic card that instant kills any nonblack creature)
Seeing as how we're mixing our games here.
Next user gets attacked by the entire evil section Pathfinder Bestiary. At the same time.
Feed my dragons please
Next user is caught as the tallest thing around in a lightning storm with 4000x max lightning voltage and amps ever recorded.
Next user is smacked with my massive lightning rod
There's no kill like overkill.
I use alchemy to seal the below user's soul in a piece of dirt