I just wait for the user below to die of natural or unnatural causes. Doesn't matter whichever way or whether I get to witness it or not. As long as the user ceases to exist in someway, any way, anytime, then it's fine by me.
I easily amuse myself in this dull existence will my quantum flying space walrus. After several million years, I get bored and accelerate to 18 times the speed of light, then smash through space and time and appear a few seconds after I'm banished to that land.
Unfortunately, I come out too fast and slam in to the user below tusks-first.
Obviously, you have the reflexes that are eighteen-times-the-speed-of-light good. As I phase through you, you spin and smack me with a conveniently placed redfish. Naturally, I spin out of control and go crashing in to the ground, creating a 1,095 kilometer long massive canyon scar in the landscape. I stand up from the smoking crater, wondering why I have such bad luck when I'm riding my quantum flying space walrus, and shake my fist angrily at the user below, blaming them for all that has happened.
I purr like a walrus, even though I don't have any backhair.
I then mount my walrus, which I was just beaten with, and take the user below me for a magical, walrus-y ride through the world of rainbows, unicorns, ice cream and candy. Also, crack-cocaine.
I hop on the walrus, but it spontaneously combusts. Its barrels out of control, smashing into a snowy mountainside. The avalanche falls towards the next poster.
I close my eyes and imagine myself in another place. As the cataclysmic event happens where my body is, I am now an ethereal being, transcending beyond normal human abilities. As I start to explore all that I can do, I crave a muffin and suddenly create one. However, as I try to eat it, I find I no longer have a mouth. My anger know no bounds as I throw the muffin at light speed randomly.
The muffin slows down just enough to no longer be pure energy as it nears the next poster.
I pass a poisonous drink to the user below...
I hit the next user till they die.
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I place another cat on the below poster's head.
I spend multiple billions of dollars to put the next poster on a rocket ship in to the sun.
I just wait for the user below to die of natural or unnatural causes. Doesn't matter whichever way or whether I get to witness it or not. As long as the user ceases to exist in someway, any way, anytime, then it's fine by me.
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I teleport the below user to the plain of emptiness where they live the rest of eternity immortal and bored...
Unfortunately, I come out too fast and slam in to the user below tusks-first.
I beat the below user over the head with a fish.
"Not my fault! >:<"
I then shave the below user's back.
I then mount my walrus, which I was just beaten with, and take the user below me for a magical, walrus-y ride through the world of rainbows, unicorns, ice cream and candy. Also, crack-cocaine.
the below user join in :biggrin.gif:
I also then point out that the world doesn't harbor any crack-cocaine, but it's probably one freaky side effect of taking it.
The below user joins in to the walride.
The muffin slows down just enough to no longer be pure energy as it nears the next poster.
That should be what it is, if not, I explode.
If I do explode, I take the next poster with me. If I don't, I stare disapprovingly at them instead.
then 49. 64, 81, 100, 121, 144, 169
Thats All I care to do.
I launch a super-charged piece of broccoli at the next poster.
Next user tells me what the rules were to TK's first sequence.
Starts chucking zombie brains randomly.
I chuck the hands at the next poster.