Chuck Norris came out of retirement to make "The Expendables 2" Therefore you did not defend yourself against my attack, and your pathetic attack never happened due to Roundhouse kick to the face.
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
Colored text indicates in-character statements/actions. Because Forum Games has basically just been a big open RP for a long time now and it's the only place I ever post anymore, when I post at all.
I pause the next user in time, remove everything and anything around them, dispell any effects or spells. Break any weapons, kill any and all summons, and remove magic or supernatural abilitys. Then priced to resume time, but at one one millionth the speed time. Then stab them repeatedly. (I'm sure I covered everything.)
I attack the next poster with ALL the moves! lol
I summon Sonic to lecture the next poster to death.
Chuck Norris grants me a favor. He has agreed to roundhouse kick you in the face.
I attack the next user with the Lolichop.
I call Cuthulu From the depths.
Next poster gets attacked by a swarm of flying poison tipped knives (about 4000 or so) IRL.
Next person is attacked by the British
Next person gets attacked by killer man-eating fire breathing waffles and pancakes.
Next one gets shot by a Soviet squirrel
Next person gets a Giant creeper shot at them.
The next poster gets tossed into an an active volcano.
The next user has to eat my melted boots.
Next poster has Meteo cast on them.
the nest poster gets attacked by 50 million penises
The next user get a nuclear missile detonated under their feet
The next user gets tied to snooki.
i kill you with the power of nothingness.
I pause the next user in time, remove everything and anything around them, dispell any effects or spells. Break any weapons, kill any and all summons, and remove magic or supernatural abilitys. Then priced to resume time, but at one one millionth the speed time. Then stab them repeatedly. (I'm sure I covered everything.)