I walk into the bathroom and I see a robot that shot my clone in the face repeatedly.
I then reprogram the robot and upgrade it to shoot lasers that are equal to power to a supernova. I also program it to rape the next person while shooting the next poster in the back of the head repeatedly IRL.
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
I shove my Ice Cold Coka-Cola in the reactor to cool it.
Next person is under siege in a castle.
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"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
I throw a toaster with a bomb on it at the below uses head and he has a buttton if he presses said button a train will go off rails but the bomb will not explode. Then said train goes into a apartment building where the elderly live, now if said train hits said apartment and kills said people the said apartment will fall on the below poster
I then reprogram the robot and upgrade it to shoot lasers that are equal to power to a supernova. I also program it to rape the next person while shooting the next poster in the back of the head repeatedly IRL.
I send Chuck Norris against you.
(he's impossible to stop)
ok I couldn't resist saying that
SUPPORT THEM!!!!! (also if your a new please click on the picture)
The next person is trapped in a room, sealed to a chair in a million layers of duct tape, and with 9000 L4D2 tanks.
IRL.
The next person is suffering from frostbite and gangrene, and can't move his/her/its/their fingers or toes.
I call in an Airstrike on you.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
Next poster suffers my transformation powers and makes him/her become a... Joltik. (the pokemon)
SSSSssssSSSSssssssssSSSSssss
Why can't I have more than 1 link in my signature?
Next poster is attacked by my diamond sword.
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
The next user is trapped in a piece of gum.
Next poster is surrounded by mines
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Next poster is in a nuclear reactor and it is overheating, your wearing regular clothes and there are no hasmat suites in 100 mile radius.
Why can't I have more than 1 link in my signature?
Next person is under siege in a castle.
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Next poster is attacked by a hacker.
Cats.
next poster is naked and surounded by pedobears
Why can't I have more than 1 link in my signature?
1.Destroys the hacked computer.
2.Buys a new computer.
3.Hacks the hacker.
4.???
5.Profit!
Next person is inside a dragon's stomach
Ninja'd
"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Next poster is attacked by 4chan.
Cats.
The next poster is attacked by a poster.
I throw a toaster with a bomb on it at the below uses head and he has a buttton if he presses said button a train will go off rails but the bomb will not explode. Then said train goes into a apartment building where the elderly live, now if said train hits said apartment and kills said people the said apartment will fall on the below poster
I attack the next poster with my avata, meta-Ridley
Next poster I put in a bedrock crate and spawn a bunch of spider jockies in it.