OT:I just return fire. Then I cut out my tongue for singing the MLP theme song.
The next poster is chained to the bottom of a pool, drowning.
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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Unfortunately, he wasn't strong enough to restrain me yet.
What is happening in my profile pic is happening to you in reality. Unless you are a Lava Spider, in which case everything turns into water instead of burning. (Note: In my picture, even the water and lava is burning! MUHHAHAHAHA!)
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If I try to fail and I succeed, what did I really do?
"Well, I'm off to enjoy the last ten minutes of my annual hour-long vacation. When I left the pigeons I had already managed to split them into warring factions and planted seeds of doubt about the capabilities of their pigeon leaders, so I'm interested to see how things play out once I take away all of their bread." ~The Administrator of TF2, after scolding cheaters.
I always have a trusty holding bag, which I throwinto the hole, forcing the universe to make both dissapear, so a rip in the time-space is not risked.
I attack the following poster with a Keyblade even more powerful than Ultima Weapon and using a mixture of Ars Arcanum, Ragnarok, Zantetsuken and Trinity.
I invite him to brunch to feast on a beautiful brisket and we talk about his problems and afterwards he retires from killing forum goers and becomes a very successful lawyer with a wife and 7 titan children.
What if I told you, Batman is overrated?
OT:I just return fire. Then I cut out my tongue for singing the MLP theme song.
The next poster is chained to the bottom of a pool, drowning.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Next poster gets caught in a birdcage, and dies of being pecked.
next poster is attacked by an evil demon who lives off the pain of others, he slowly rips you in hafe becoming stronger as he does
What is happening in my profile pic is happening to you in reality. Unless you are a Lava Spider, in which case everything turns into water instead of burning. (Note: In my picture, even the water and lava is burning! MUHHAHAHAHA!)
"Well, I'm off to enjoy the last ten minutes of my annual hour-long vacation. When I left the pigeons I had already managed to split them into warring factions and planted seeds of doubt about the capabilities of their pigeon leaders, so I'm interested to see how things play out once I take away all of their bread." ~The Administrator of TF2, after scolding cheaters.
The next poster is put in an iron BOX (not cage) and i **** in it until they drown in pee.
Next person has to either marry justin bieber, or annilate all humanity from this world.(i would choose anilation)
I force you into a time loop, forcing you to re-read this post over and over until your death.
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
The next poster is thrown into a black hole!
I attack the following poster with a Keyblade even more powerful than Ultima Weapon and using a mixture of Ars Arcanum, Ragnarok, Zantetsuken and Trinity.
The next poster gets trapped surrounded by zombies.
I snipe the following poster...with my fist.
I accidentally also kill the poster below
Next poster touched heavys gun, and is promptly filled with $400,000 dollars worth of his custom full cartridges at 10000 rounds per minute.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Next poster gets blasted by a supernova and then sucked into a black hole that was left in the supernova's wake.
Next poster got on my bad side, and promptly was torn to fragments, all of them fed to my pack of vagineers.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I use my time warp device to send the next poster to middle ages, where they will be denounced a witch and burned at the stake.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Next poster shape-shifted into a dead guy.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I send my gaggle of ninjas after the next user.
A gaggle?
A flock?
meh