To set the scene, my dog is a true hero and guardian. Cocoa protects us from the hordes of possums that try to wage war on my household (bearing in mind that these creatures are war criminals because chemical warfare was outlawed in the Geneva convention). She does this by brutally slaughtering them. Today, a possum corpse mysteriously appeared in the back yard, Cocoa's killing field. Unfortunately, these possums also create an ungodly smell post-mortem, and Cocoa doesn't have time between sleeping, eating, and killing to dispose of them in the woods herself. This means that either one of my siblings or I will be charged with the task of getting rid of the body.
Today's carcass was special for two reasons: 1) It's my turn in the rotation we go through to clean them up and 2) entrails are leaking out of a hole in its side. This job is not one that can be weaseled out of, and I had to carry this thing across the street and into a small forest. Upon trying to pick it up normally, with a shovel, a few organs stay on the ground and it's generally a bit grotesque. There's no real "special" twist or piece of this story, but it ended with me having to use both a rake and a square shovel at the same time to haul a huge, smelly, dead, slightly gory possum across the road when it was turning dark.
fighter jets would Slaughter dragons en-masse, dragons have fire, jets have computer-guided missiles and marchine guns. Not to mention fighter jets are faster than dragons too, and they are quite resistant to heat.
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