Because there weren't enough adventure game things... I'll make one!
[NOTE]
Some backstory to place where you are currently at.
It is a typical day, you are logged on as... on the Minecraft forums. When suddenly...
You time out while connecting to a page, you then look at the Task bar.
You have been disconnected from the internet and all of your online programs are offline. You then check to see if your suspicions are true.
Yup, three modems later, your internet is still randomly hanging. This is the 10th time in a single day that you have had to reset it, but enough is enough. The DSL company has given sub par service for too long.
You are now sitting in a room deciding what to do about your problem that won't go away without the proper action.
You have the urge to buy a cat, but you have no money. So you put a strangely shaped battery against your DSL cord and attempt to ping http://www.google.com..
Nothing interesting happens, and you are unable to send or receive anything because of insufficient drivers and hardware.
You go through the thoughts of what just occurred... you decide repetition won't help.
You are starting to feel as nothing is accomplished because you haven't left your room and your internet situation hasn't changed.
You think about your financial situation, thinking about a getting a job. You remember you already have a job as a shop assistant which usually includes cleaning up at the end of the day and haggling with annoying old women.
You decide it is finally time to take some action! You get into your car and start driving to the Internet Headquarters!
You're going as fast as your car will take you, hauling ass, 35... 40... 45 mph when..
You T-bone a police cruiser, your airbage just saved your ass... and your face. You can see the police officer exiting a nearby building towards you. Your car also just grew a wicked ass suspension system.
Your sudden U-turn back towards the wreck threw him off temporarily. You dive behind his cruiser, hat still in hand.
...but he saw you and is now coming back, ready to kill.
You then try to run away looking for a cat.
The excessive gunfire from the officer has scared all the cute little animals away so you just continue running. You are currently running down a street with a park to your left and stores to your right across the street. The officer is still firing at you.
...you feel as if there is a sudden echo in your head making you do things twice, you ignore it.
You pull a copy of his hat out of your ass. As you offer him a hat, he stops and having seen you break the laws of physics, he nervously takes the had and walks away.
You keep the hat with the bullet hole in it because it gives character. Now to go after that cat you want for some reason, possibly to eat it.... well maybe ask for its help first.
[NOTE]
Some backstory to place where you are currently at.
It is a typical day, you are logged on as... on the Minecraft forums. When suddenly...
You time out while connecting to a page, you then look at the Task bar.
You have been disconnected from the internet and all of your online programs are offline. You then check to see if your suspicions are true.
Yup, three modems later, your internet is still randomly hanging. This is the 10th time in a single day that you have had to reset it, but enough is enough. The DSL company has given sub par service for too long.
You are now sitting in a room deciding what to do about your problem that won't go away without the proper action.
They say they can't help and suggest you upgrade your internet package.
You decide it's probably best to make your own DSL modem.
Too bad you aren't MacGuyver, you also then remember you have tried three professionally built modems that haven't helped.
He gives you a stupid expression and happily wags it's tail, letting you know it doesn't have any idea what you are saying.
You then decide maybe you ask again...
Nothing changes.
Or use a battery to manually send TCP/IP packages through the cable
Ping google
Put your tongue on the cable to check for a response
Nothing interesting happens, and you are unable to send or receive anything because of insufficient drivers and hardware.
You go through the thoughts of what just occurred... you decide repetition won't help.
You are starting to feel as nothing is accomplished because you haven't left your room and your internet situation hasn't changed.
You decide it is finally time to take some action! You get into your car and start driving to the Internet Headquarters!
You're going as fast as your car will take you, hauling ass, 35... 40... 45 mph when..
You T-bone a police cruiser, your airbage just saved your ass... and your face. You can see the police officer exiting a nearby building towards you. Your car also just grew a wicked ass suspension system.
He is not impressed and tells you to step out of the car.
He decides shooting at you is an appropriate response.
+1
...but he saw you and is now coming back, ready to kill.
You then try to run away looking for a cat.
The excessive gunfire from the officer has scared all the cute little animals away so you just continue running. You are currently running down a street with a park to your left and stores to your right across the street. The officer is still firing at you.
...you feel as if there is a sudden echo in your head making you do things twice, you ignore it.
Clone the hat, give one back to the officer, put the other one on your head.
Go search for cute little kitty
Nooo, ask it for help with your internet problem!
You keep the hat with the bullet hole in it because it gives character. Now to go after that cat you want for some reason, possibly to eat it.... well maybe ask for its help first.