Because there weren't enough adventure game things... I'll make one!
Some backstory to place where you are currently at.
It is a typical day, you are logged on as... on the Minecraft forums. When suddenly...
You time out while connecting to a page, you then look at the Task bar.
You have been disconnected from the internet and all of your online programs are offline. You then check to see if your suspicions are true.
Yup, three modems later, your internet is still randomly hanging. This is the 10th time in a single day that you have had to reset it, but enough is enough. The DSL company has given sub par service for too long.
You are now sitting in a room deciding what to do about your problem that won't go away without the proper action.
You think about your financial situation, thinking about a getting a job. You remember you already have a job as a shop assistant which usually includes cleaning up at the end of the day and haggling with annoying old women.
You decide it is finally time to take some action! You get into your car and start driving to the Internet Headquarters!
You're going as fast as your car will take you, hauling ass, 35... 40... 45 mph when..
You T-bone a police cruiser, your airbage just saved your ass... and your face. You can see the police officer exiting a nearby building towards you. Your car also just grew a wicked ass suspension system.
Your sudden U-turn back towards the wreck threw him off temporarily. You dive behind his cruiser, hat still in hand.
...but he saw you and is now coming back, ready to kill.
You then try to run away looking for a cat.
The excessive gunfire from the officer has scared all the cute little animals away so you just continue running. You are currently running down a street with a park to your left and stores to your right across the street. The officer is still firing at you.
...you feel as if there is a sudden echo in your head making you do things twice, you ignore it.