Some puffy apples polished a few toasty pigs, and many crabs polished twenty hair brushes on crunchy Tuesday, and when the meatloaf comes to my couch chewing on a curtain, my hypertext transfer protocol starts hurting. Why does my driveway have to polish those bumpy popup videos? Why, in fact, the adjective noun was verbing a noun the other time. When the flames cover the mold that eats people, many of the old grannies will text your epic music. WTF Y IS THAT GLASS toenail. Starving cheese curls 90 80 90 90 9 compact living space muscles potato sauce 100% head 100% sled 100% dead Omni source inc. expires contraption oh baby double lightsaber wandy abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz. When the chopped lettuce shoots a crumbly Epcot, the Chinese living room will pee on its evil nephew. The Internet explorer mail preferences Minecraft calculator notes scissors music music transfer game random picture? A couple of puffy hair brushes constructed twenty big boogers, but twenty iPods blew up a couple of statues. When will the middle-aged pickup truck walk on some of the problems of lowfat yogurt? Only, of coarse, when the control-scab administers the bad egg. During the 1800s, many of the furnaces were polished by osmosis. Donkeys are so unflattening that my hamster cubes had to eat a deer while vacuuming a flower.
IM NOT A NERD FOR PLAYING MINECRAFT MODDING XBOX GAMES AND SAY IM PLAYING MANCRAFT im just..... gifted with the force of a thousand monkeys throwing turds at your face :happy.gif:
Anything you do alot can turn u into a nerd for instance My Friend <put name here> eats eyeballs so that must MEAN hes an eyeball eating NERD EDIT: wow! this is really! lame O_O excuse the failed attempt at humor
"You messed up. Now I gotta mess you up. It's the law."
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"You messed up. Now I gotta mess you up. It's the law." —BA baracus (Mr.T)
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
You, my friend, are a rasberry.
The framing of this circle on the ground
Brings whirlwinds, tempests, thunder and lightning.
My brain is cooked.
Reality makes a crappy special effects team.
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
When Things Can't get Any Worse. You Can Always Trust The Creeper
HINT: look it up on google translate.
I zap people. I zap them in the head, feet, hands, arms, eyes, ears and their genit.....
Whoops!
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"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
"do you ever feel like a polka-dottamus hippopotamus?"
"i suck", wait that's not random
"if 2 + 4 = cake and 3 + 4 = chocolate, chocolate + cake = spiders unless spiders = pie in which then (pi / pie) + 10 = 50 - antelope."
...You really don't now what to do when someone says that, do you?
Man....
You are so stupid
That you make ME to craft YOU a BRAIN...
[epic silence]
RIGHT INTO YOUR HEAD!
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!