Throw blunt pencils at him until he begins to cry.
Alas, if only I had brought my ineffable BLUNT PENCIL COLLECTION! I'll have to save this tactic for when I actually have my arsenal.
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Summon a bicycle!
My SANITY skill isn't low enough to attempt anything as ridiculous as that! Besides, a BICYCLE wouldn't be useful at all in this endeavor!
Just when a thought strikes me about closet exits and glasses thievery, he finishes his work on the computer!
"Take a number, please," he drones.
OH NO. HE'S DELIVERING THE SETUP FOR ONE OF THE OLDEST JOKES IN THE BOOK. IF I TAKE A NUMBER IT COULD BE SOME OUTLANDISH NUMBER HE'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO CALLING... OR IT COULD BE THE NEXT ONE. THE COMEDIC APPLICATIONS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF. SANITY decreased by 1