You are MECHA SNACKS the FEARED WIZARD destined to IMPRISON NOTHING
You are NOT X the PERFECT SUPERROBOT destined to RE-INVENT THE TROLLS
You are W.T. MCDONALDS the LEGENDARY MASTERTROLL destined to CHALLENGE ALL AND PILLAGE EVERYTHING
You are SUPER SAURUS the BRUTAL SNIPER destined to SELL AIDS
You are BASEMENT SNIPER the BRINGER OF THE CHRISTIAN destined to WRESTLE WITH NOTHING
You are EMPORER JESUS the LAST MEME destined to HAVE SEX WITH ALL CHILDREN
EDIT: You are BOSS SAN the COLD-BLOODED OTAKU destined to SNACK ON AIDS
Oh god this is hilarious
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I am NOT going to see friend requests, so stop sending them.
-YOU ARE Penis-kun, THE evil, evil king DESTINED TO snack on and pillage everything
-YOU ARE Mecha Penis THE Silent Driller DESTINED TO Help All Original Content
-YOU ARE Lazy Virgin THE Desperate Camwhore DESTINED TO Die to Furries
-YOU ARE Chibi Joe THE Cold-Blooded Meme DESTINED TO Snack on Two Bears at Once
-YOU ARE Tiny Bob THE Massive Superhero DESTINED TO Sell STDs
-YOU ARE Mellow ****** THE Ruthless Sniper DESTINED TO Rape Mankind
You are Ultra Christ the very angry ruler destined to study all your mother.
You are Emperor X the immortal behemoth destined to drill pokemon.
You are Bizzaro Bob the bringer of the meme destined to rule all cakes.
You are Fat Mc Donald the fabled wizard destined to discover the trolls.
You are Samuel L. Anon the cold-blooded manchild destined to rape STDs.
You are EASY TO PLEASE CHAN the DESPERATE SUPERHERO destined to LEAD ALL THE GOVERNMENT
You are ***** KILLER the BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER destined to STEAL ALL THE TROLLS
You are OMEGA ASSASSIN the MASSIVE SUPERHERO destined to STEAL ORIGINAL CONTENT
You are JESUS JEW the PERFECT MANCHILD destined to SLAY HIS WAIFU
You are GOOD OLD SIMON the UNSTOPPABLE KILLER destined to DRILL THE MEMES
YOU are OMEGA WOMAN the RUTHLESS CHRISTIAN destined to RE-INVENT ORIGINAL CONTENT
You are LONELY JOE the BRINGER OF THE OVERLORD destined to DIE EATING VIKINGS