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and that's how i met a friendly creeper.

... and that's how I bacame mayor of can town.

and thats how i roflcopterd off the emprie state building with only a tooth brush to fight the flyin rick astley beasts that were constantly chasing me until eventually Mr.T came and beat the shiznit out of them so i continued to SOISOISOI my way down and touch down only to find a bunch of mudkeips asking me if i like them which i do but they are just so annoying and i destroyed them with the power of candleja by forcing them to say his name and destroyed the dinklebergz with some creepypastas that were creepy as crap and i then flew off home in my SOISOI helicopter and arrived home and when my mom asked how my day was i said "Tis fine :D"

and that's how a famous soda brand's mascot died.

... and that's why anytime two or more animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!


unless it's a farm!

And thats how i went from a troll being banned from all servers, to a worker for notch in his Minecraft company

And that's how my wife and kids were assassinated by Japanese ninjas, and then Darth Vader ruled the universe.

AND THAT'S HOW I LEARNED TO CAPS
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why my And words that's are up. always mixed :tongue.gif:

(And that's why my words are always mixed up.)

and that's how i got 1 million euros by working on an ostrich ranch.

And thats why my ass has two holes

and that's why the square root of negative zero is my father.

And that's why my farts will never again make a sound.

...and that's how I created the creeper.

Well, a creeper, not sure if it was the original.

and that's how i made a huge steampowered walking fortress made of pure win with only stuff found in a nearby junkyard.

And thats how the apocalypse came, by some 5 year old dividing by 0 on a calculator .

And thats how I created the moon we all see now.

And that's how the ravens chewed his flesh.

It was delightful.

and thats why im forced to live near the center of the earth




sssssss ....

and that's how i found work for some a-hole who used to work with my dad a job and saved litmeuplol at the same time.