Wow I thought this thread said "Burn this thread everytime you see it"
Then I was like "Wait, burn? How do you burn an online thread?" then i realized..."Maybe he meant roast".
I went through a couple (okay, all of them) pages that had people saying "bump".
And I'm like "What? It clearly says bur-...Ooooohhh". And saw NOT a mistake in my reading, but a smudge on my glasses.
Which is the reason (okay, excuse) for why I read it incorrectly. So yeah.
No one probably read this far but anyway, yeah, to keep up with what the thread CORRECTLY says, bump.