Sends a never ending army of rabid man eating, metal chewing squirrels to atttack everone and everything on the hill while i sit on a hoverbike waiting.
*5 minutes later the hill is mine*
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The Cake is a lie.
The Cake is a lie.
The Cake is a lie.
The Cake is a lie.
Obviously, Dwarf wasn't listening. I was on a floating island. Floating=no gravity, no gravity=no collapse.
But that's old news.
I first arm myself in a suit of anti-squirrel armor (made of rat-poison-based plastic that looks like metal).The squirrels gnaw at it and their digestive systems implode. I advance on the hill.
I then pour some technology-destroying pickle juice on your hoverbike and back away. It shortly after explodes, leaving you as a charred mass on the hill. I invoke Darkparadox on the remnant of the hill, causing a causality loop and intermittent lag (and killing off any remaining squirrels - they can't handle science).
I generate a couple programmed mobs designed to defend the hill archer-style and build a new, floating, adminium keep in which I hide.
*goes in a very safe underground bunker with lots of food and water*
*the environment is destroyed after some years*
*everybody else dies*
*gets on hill*
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
*nukes the Martians with 100megaton nuclear warheads thereby killing them all and destroying the hill.
*make new hill with impenetrable force field that is immune to portals and what not and makes a bunker inside the field with years worth of rations. water, and power.
*Ceicals casually walks by everyone and sits on the top of the hill*
*Ceical arms a Large Hadron Collider with a proximity detonator*
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." ~Mostly Harmless
*bildramer activates a second LHC, changing some universally constant functions for distance*
*kicks Ceical off hill*
*proximity detonator doesn't work, see above*
*gets on hill*
*adds wall/barrier*
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
*5 minutes later the hill is mine*
The Cake is a lie.
The Cake is a lie.
The Cake is a lie.
But that's old news.
I first arm myself in a suit of anti-squirrel armor (made of rat-poison-based plastic that looks like metal).The squirrels gnaw at it and their digestive systems implode. I advance on the hill.
I then pour some technology-destroying pickle juice on your hoverbike and back away. It shortly after explodes, leaving you as a charred mass on the hill. I invoke Darkparadox on the remnant of the hill, causing a causality loop and intermittent lag (and killing off any remaining squirrels - they can't handle science).
I generate a couple programmed mobs designed to defend the hill archer-style and build a new, floating, adminium keep in which I hide.
The hill is
mineours.Rawr
My body is now corpse of the hill.
Mine again!
*the environment is destroyed after some years*
*everybody else dies*
*gets on hill*
*Eats a taco*
Former #minecraft channel operator.
*Sells his body to lepers, who in turn fondle it*
*Resumes camping on the cliffside*
*Martians kick everybody from the hill*
Martians now claim the hill!
*make new hill with impenetrable force field that is immune to portals and what not and makes a bunker inside the field with years worth of rations. water, and power.
*The BALANCE POLICE come in!*
*The Balance Police banish Dysgalt from the hill*
*The hill is empty*
*Ceical arms a Large Hadron Collider with a proximity detonator*
*kicks Ceical off hill*
*proximity detonator doesn't work, see above*
*gets on hill*
*adds wall/barrier*