One player must get to the hill in some way, and kill whoever, (Or if more than one person.) is on the hill in any way possible!
Rules/Guidelines
- You must die in some form of way
- No god mode, that kills the game
- Overkill? Go for it.
- Use your imagination if you run out of ideas
*goes into his closet*
*rummages through and finds his minitaure black hole generator gun*
*shoots one at Mail*
"Now I control the hill!"
=D
"IDIOT!" Screams Zuriki.
Following which, she explains, "Iguananana, you didn't think this through did you. Black hole + Hill = No Hill..."
Zuriki headed towards a shed, which has been curiously erected in the middle of nowhere. Upon her return she brings a spade and a whip.
"Get to work building a new hill you lazy ragamuffin." she orders whilst viciously whipping Iguana's backside, an almost erotic sight to behold, if I may say so myself.
*builds a robot factory underground that is making millions of military robots getting ready to capture the hill on Sjogras's word!* MUAHAHAH
I fly a giant helicopter filled with dirt and buried everyone... exept Sjogras... I flooded his base with water, causing short circuits and explosions. Then I land my helicopter onto my new hill
Forms an Infantry Regiment, then charges up the hill, with artillery firing at the hill, blowing Element's helicopter to pieces. My forces then move up. I decapitate Element's head and place it upon my mantle. My artillery of Flak 88's and Howitzers now have a 360 degree view, while being entrenched. My troops then encircle the hill, and place traps that I will not disclose to the public. We set up MG nests, then wait, in the silent, dreary sunset. Waiting..Listening in the silence for the enemy...
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"If you don't miss the Soviet Union, you have no heart. If you do miss the Soviet Union, you have no brain."
*digs under the hill, plants a bomb,then fills the hole back up. RUNS AWAY*
BOOM
*everyone on hill dies*
*sets up a bomb system on the hill and the surrounding earth, underground, and air*
DON'T GET NEAR ME OR MY BOMBS OR THEY EXPLODE AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!
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tobi... QUIT BUGGIN' THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I recreate my army, bigger and better than before. This time, with more artillery, armored vehicles, and more. We begin our travel towards the ragged, war-torn hill, slowly marching. We noticed a poorly dug bomb protruding from the hill. I throw a pineapple grenade towards that bomb, and in that instant, the hill is no longer there. Finally in the dust-filled air, your corpse is found, half buried. My troops find a new hill, and we entrench, building our new HQ. We once again have a 360 degree view of the surrounding land with more firepower facing in each direction. Landmines are placed, trip wires are set, my military waits in the gloomy aftermath.
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"If you don't miss the Soviet Union, you have no heart. If you do miss the Soviet Union, you have no brain."
Or Iggy, perhaps you may be building a hill for no apparent reason, while there is another one not 20 ft away from the old, hm?
Now, due to Zuriki's bloody cannon...
My army is rebuilt, once again. This time with the same aspect, except there are now some Mechs in the bunch. I make 3 AA launcher, and blow the Low-Orbit Ion cannon from the sky. The now destroyed hunk of metal lands in the ocean. I take the technology and upgrade to Ion Weaponry. We rebuild the perimeter around Iguana's unfinished hill. We take Iggy prisoner, and before we have a chance to torture, Iggy commits suicide. I now control the rugged, war torn hill once more.
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"If you don't miss the Soviet Union, you have no heart. If you do miss the Soviet Union, you have no brain."
Using my Beta anomalizing-wave emitter gun doomsday-device (BAWEDDD for short) you entire human portion of the army is destroyed. With a few minor alterations in the wave-frequencys I short-circuit your mecha portion of the army and turn them against you. Then order them to self-destruct destroying the walls.
Now that I am Queen of the Hill. Everyone is my slave.
(Lol, by Mechs, I meant giant robots that humans control, take transformers for example. Imagine people inside the guys. That's what I mean, just that they don't transform and Sh!t. But I'll let it slide :wink.gif:)
Keeping an Ion weapon with myself, I manage to escape from the destruction, my life on a thread. I reach main HQ (I will not disclose location) and is fixed up. I then create 2 Army Units. I rearm my troops with weapons and more Mechs. I arm 5 Mechs with EMP weaponry. All 5 Mechs launch EMPs at the enemy position, rendering the BAWEDDD completely, and indefinitely useless. My troops move up and liberate the slaves. We move in further onto the hill. The Mechs launched all firepower, practically wiping Zuriki's body from the space-time continuum. Her corpse is buried. We now control the hill once more.
The secret weapon is almost complete...
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"If you don't miss the Soviet Union, you have no heart. If you do miss the Soviet Union, you have no brain."
One player must get to the hill in some way, and kill whoever, (Or if more than one person.) is on the hill in any way possible!
Rules/Guidelines
- You must die in some form of way
- No god mode, that kills the game
- Overkill? Go for it.
- Use your imagination if you run out of ideas
GAME START
Former #minecraft channel operator.
*Iguana takes out his daedric claymore*
*releases GMO virus*
*captures the hill, laughing as his enemies liquify into pools of blood.*
Quality of output = Skill * Effort
*takes out a spare daedric tanto*
"BACK-STABBED!"
*Iguana contests the hill*
*Runs up to the hill,builds a sentry*
Scuds yells "SPY IS SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!"
"backstabs"
I CONTROL THE HILL.
*usues a concentrated forcefield bubble to squash iguna.*
Quality of output = Skill * Effort
*rummages through and finds his minitaure black hole generator gun*
*shoots one at Mail*
"Now I control the hill!"
=D
"IDIOT!" Screams Zuriki.
Following which, she explains, "Iguananana, you didn't think this through did you. Black hole + Hill = No Hill..."
Zuriki headed towards a shed, which has been curiously erected in the middle of nowhere. Upon her return she brings a spade and a whip.
"Get to work building a new hill you lazy ragamuffin." she orders whilst viciously whipping Iguana's backside, an almost erotic sight to behold, if I may say so myself.
*grabs his shovel*
"So how big shall the hill be?"
(btw, every girl I know calls me Iguananananana with a lot of na's.)
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I fly a giant helicopter filled with dirt and buried everyone... exept Sjogras... I flooded his base with water, causing short circuits and explosions. Then I land my helicopter onto my new hill
http://minecraft.net/skin/skin.jsp?user=Iron815 - Hats really hide your true identity.
Forms an Infantry Regiment, then charges up the hill, with artillery firing at the hill, blowing Element's helicopter to pieces. My forces then move up. I decapitate Element's head and place it upon my mantle. My artillery of Flak 88's and Howitzers now have a 360 degree view, while being entrenched. My troops then encircle the hill, and place traps that I will not disclose to the public. We set up MG nests, then wait, in the silent, dreary sunset. Waiting..Listening in the silence for the enemy...
BOOM
*everyone on hill dies*
*sets up a bomb system on the hill and the surrounding earth, underground, and air*
DON'T GET NEAR ME OR MY BOMBS OR THEY EXPLODE AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Now, due to Zuriki's bloody cannon...
My army is rebuilt, once again. This time with the same aspect, except there are now some Mechs in the bunch. I make 3 AA launcher, and blow the Low-Orbit Ion cannon from the sky. The now destroyed hunk of metal lands in the ocean. I take the technology and upgrade to Ion Weaponry. We rebuild the perimeter around Iguana's unfinished hill. We take Iggy prisoner, and before we have a chance to torture, Iggy commits suicide. I now control the rugged, war torn hill once more.
Now that I am Queen of the Hill. Everyone is my slave.
Keeping an Ion weapon with myself, I manage to escape from the destruction, my life on a thread. I reach main HQ (I will not disclose location) and is fixed up. I then create 2 Army Units. I rearm my troops with weapons and more Mechs. I arm 5 Mechs with EMP weaponry. All 5 Mechs launch EMPs at the enemy position, rendering the BAWEDDD completely, and indefinitely useless. My troops move up and liberate the slaves. We move in further onto the hill. The Mechs launched all firepower, practically wiping Zuriki's body from the space-time continuum. Her corpse is buried. We now control the hill once more.
The secret weapon is almost complete...