"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
Colored text indicates in-character statements/actions. Because Forum Games has basically just been a big open RP for a long time now and it's the only place I ever post anymore, when I post at all.
Out pops an orb. It is cold to the touch. When someone of the requirements (145 IQ, ability to bench-press 100lbs, good taste in music) touches it, all matter within a 100ft radius is chilled to 0K.
I Putin Vladmir Putin. (Yes, I did that to make an awful name joke. Sorry, Russia.)
In goes a baby
"We should fix that window..." *SLAP* "We fix it when we get there. Now keep typing on that minecraft game.."
In goes a BARKING IGN parter
"We should fix that window..." *SLAP* "We fix it when we get there. Now keep typing on that minecraft game.."
In goes TV Tropes.
In goes the vending machine.
In goes a nuclear submarine.
In goes space.
In goes a topic called the Vending Machine
I put in GLaDOS
in goes me
In goes 1337.
In goes some clay.
in goes giant claydol
my new server, primaldragonoftheend, is the best! join http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers/pc-servers/survival-servers/2446660-minecraft-1-8-survival-vanilla-bukkit-server
in goes the grim reapers scythe
in goes https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUHUKa4arPPkE4mfzisS7JqFwTKrrx0A7Sl0ysqlvCcHctGACTng
my new server, primaldragonoftheend, is the best! join http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers/pc-servers/survival-servers/2446660-minecraft-1-8-survival-vanilla-bukkit-server
In goes a PS4
I insert the vending machine.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I insert a shard of solid nitrogen.
I Putin Vladmir Putin. (Yes, I did that to make an awful name joke. Sorry, Russia.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
In goes an Eevee.
In comes an iPhone 3gs.