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My Steam ID Is: jjchrizzles
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"Master Cheif! What did I tell you about humping posts?!"
My Steam ID Is: jjchrizzles
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Win :smile.gif:
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Real Minecrafters craft goddamn mines.
01-11-10: The date was a palindrome, and firefly (now banned) decided to make us all INCREDIBLY ANGRY by doing unspeakable acts. I propose from now on we blame any sort of mistake or unluck on firefly.
Why didn't the vegetarian have any relatives?
Cause they ate the family tree!
What do you call an apothecary in a geometry class?
Nostra-Rhombus!
I'm addicted to cabbage. I tried the patch, but it didn't work.
My brother said he didn't like Grape Jelly. I told him to jam it.
*ba dum psh*
I had a lot more, but I forgot most of them.
I should really get a job writing those popsicle stick jokes...
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The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
What does a dog say when it jumps off a building?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrsplat!
Lame, I know. My dad made it up.
LOL - I suppose since I laughed the last I is the slowest to think, oh well atleast I won.
A man had been in the war for many years and never got hurt, when he came home to his wife the first thing she asked was for him to clean the gutters. On doing so the man tripped on the ladder and became permanently paralysed in the arms and legs.
The Conclusin: Going to war isn't so dangerous, the wife is more dangerous.
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Talent didn't go anywhere, it just gets lost in all the noise. You have to find it.
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Q: How do you know your girlfriend is too young for you?
A: When you need to make aeroplane noises to get your **** in her mouth.
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They say you'll never forget your first kiss. This was mine.
Her name was Sally and she lived next door. My best friend, well for all of that summer. So out playing one day down by the farm, we'd stopped for shelter from a shower of rain in an old barn. I was playfully running my fingers through Sally's hair when she started to kiss me; her mouth slightly open, I could feel her tongue with mine.
It was my first real kiss, and I loved it. I fell head over heels in love that day.
We often visited the barn during that long, hot summer and it didn’t stop at just kissing, but sadly a couple of months later Sally was involved in a car accident and had to be put down.
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Little red riding hood was walking through the forest when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumped out and said, "Take your blouse off so I can suck your tits!".
Little red riding hood pulls down her knickers lies on the ground and says, "**** off, eat me like the book ****in says!!"
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
A joke/riddle I heard a while ago and just looked up again:
A man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they get into a fatal accident. The man is killed instantly. The boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive. He is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery. The doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says... "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son." How is this possible?
Kudos to the first person to get it. It's rather simple.
A joke/riddle I heard a while ago and just looked up again:
A man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they get into a fatal accident. The man is killed instantly. The boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive. He is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery. The doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says... "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son." How is this possible?
Kudos to the first person to get it. It's rather simple.
The doctor is his mother.
Reminds me of another joke, can't remember it right now.
A joke/riddle I heard a while ago and just looked up again:
A man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they get into a fatal accident. The man is killed instantly. The boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive. He is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery. The doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says... "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son." How is this possible?
Kudos to the first person to get it. It's rather simple.
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Citricsquid vandalized this space. It has been sterilized ever since.
"Master Cheif! What did I tell you about humping posts?!"
My Steam ID Is: jjchrizzles
I live in tennessee.
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Citricsquid vandalized this space. It has been sterilized ever since.
"Master Cheif! What did I tell you about humping posts?!"
My Steam ID Is: jjchrizzles
Win :smile.gif:
01-11-10: The date was a palindrome, and firefly (now banned) decided to make us all INCREDIBLY ANGRY by doing unspeakable acts. I propose from now on we blame any sort of mistake or unluck on firefly.
Now, I'm just out of the blue making up a joke on the spot here, ok? So bear with me.
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Why didn't the vegetarian have any relatives?
Cause they ate the family tree!
What do you call an apothecary in a geometry class?
Nostra-Rhombus!
I'm addicted to cabbage. I tried the patch, but it didn't work.
My brother said he didn't like Grape Jelly. I told him to jam it.
*ba dum psh*
I had a lot more, but I forgot most of them.
I should really get a job writing those popsicle stick jokes...
Grrrrrrrrrrrrsplat!
Lame, I know. My dad made it up.
LOL - I suppose since I laughed the last I is the slowest to think, oh well atleast I won.
A man had been in the war for many years and never got hurt, when he came home to his wife the first thing she asked was for him to clean the gutters. On doing so the man tripped on the ladder and became permanently paralysed in the arms and legs.
The Conclusin: Going to war isn't so dangerous, the wife is more dangerous.
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Q: How do you know your girlfriend is too young for you?
A: When you need to make aeroplane noises to get your **** in her mouth.
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They say you'll never forget your first kiss. This was mine.
Her name was Sally and she lived next door. My best friend, well for all of that summer. So out playing one day down by the farm, we'd stopped for shelter from a shower of rain in an old barn. I was playfully running my fingers through Sally's hair when she started to kiss me; her mouth slightly open, I could feel her tongue with mine.
It was my first real kiss, and I loved it. I fell head over heels in love that day.
We often visited the barn during that long, hot summer and it didn’t stop at just kissing, but sadly a couple of months later Sally was involved in a car accident and had to be put down.
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Little red riding hood was walking through the forest when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumped out and said, "Take your blouse off so I can suck your tits!".
Little red riding hood pulls down her knickers lies on the ground and says, "**** off, eat me like the book ****in says!!"
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Thank's Sickipedia (http://www.sickipedia.org), you've made my day. :biggrin.gif:
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Also known as 'Rils'
Ouch.
What's the difference between a coat and a baby?
If you ha- Wait. I don't think I should tell that one. :U
Oh my god, I am totally using that last panel as my avatar.
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Retired StaffA man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they get into a fatal accident. The man is killed instantly. The boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive. He is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery. The doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says... "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son." How is this possible?
Kudos to the first person to get it. It's rather simple.
The doctor is his mother.
Reminds me of another joke, can't remember it right now.
the doctor's his mom