text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy Make it a detailed answer :P"
[p]An small group of mobs come out of a portal, and open fire on the guards. They duck behind cover and fire back. I take this opportunity to use the psionic energies to fly over the guards whilst cloaked and hide in the vents.[/p]
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I imagine he's hoping you'd read through the minimum system requirements, possible program incompatibility and graphic performance. That post really should have everything you need to know to resolve your issues. Are you using Java 8? Since your issue seems to be with java and loading I would say update your java and graphics drivers and try again. If that doesn't work open your task manager and see if there are any processes going on that could be maxing out your cpu and close them. It'll be hard for us to help you any more without more information, for all we know you may not have the system specs to play Minecraft, but it sounds like java is your problem.
That FAQ page also said that if after troubleshooting you're still having issues launching Minecraft you can try looking for help here: https://minecraftirc.net/minecrafthelp/landing/ Not that we won't try but it's always good to have a fallback in case we can't help.