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Wish granted, but it lasted so long, you could never go home, and then there was a sudden outburst of rapists out where you are having your vacation.


I wish for everyone to happy.

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Granted but it turns out he isnt friendly and he eats you.

I wish my vacation would last longer

granted but it became monsoon season and you caught pneumonia and died.


I wish for peace, love and happiness for everyone.

Wish granted, but it only lasted for a few seconds. o.O

I wish for...for...for..for...for...for...for...for...for...

Wish granted but it had nuts in it and you suddenly become allergic to them.

I wish for a new Xbox 360.

It's contaminated with Ebola.

Enjoy dying as your organs rapidly liquidate.

I wish for a contaminant free bowl of perfect spaghetti.

Granted but its opposite day!

I wish for nothing.

Granted. The sun stops working, freezing all the rain.

I wish that this wish was more recursive.

Granted, but you die.

I wish I had a fully working, good looking sportscar.

Wish granted, but upon checking how much it was, you faint. And then some homeless guy hotwires it and runs you over.

I wish for a better headset for Ventrilo....

Granted. The wishes start reproducing, and they become sentient. Aware of their semi-slavery, the plot to torture you for eternity.

I wish that this wish will not kill or torture me, either directly, or indirectly.

Granted, but everyone and everything else on the planet vanishes.

I wish I had a wish.

granted, but its one of those semi sentient ones, and it reproduces too!


i wish i had a wicsh that would not back fire and harm anyone or anything that exists or ever existed,or ever will exist, either directly or indirectly.

Granted, but it divides by zero.

I wish I had 3 monitors :biggrin.gif:

uh, snowman, the wish you granted me tortuers me inderiectly by lonelyness.

The monitors give you cancer, being CRTs.

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I wish I had a wish that I could controll.

granted, but then you die and they go to waste.



i wish i had a wish that would not back fire and harm anyone or anything that exists or ever existed,or ever will exist, either directly or indirectly, that could not divide by zero, or anything else that might hurt me, or the wishes, or anyone else, that ever existed, or ever will.

Granted. It forward-fires. Into your face.

I wish people would stop trying to make fool-proof wishes.

Granted, but it's because they all get infected with some nasty hybrid of ebola's deadliyness and the flu's spreadability.

Nice job ending humanity, jerk.

I wish that my parents would let me buy minecraft.

Granted, but they demand an exorbitant fee for their trouble. In human skin. You make payments on it for the rest of your life.

I wish the forum had a PM system! Gragh!

Wish granted, but in the first day, all the mods are spammed with messages and they blame you, thus making you lose your mod/admin powers and making you an outcast in the Minecraft society.

I wish for...DOMINOS! (the little brick things, not pizza. -.-')

Granted, but it is a pizza.

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I wish I had 1000 postts (instead of the 500 I have now :biggrin.gif:)