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Wish granted, but you awoke the griefers from their eternal sleep in the abyss. The then evolve into forum trolls and constantly spam the forums with crap nobody cares about. The ninjas/mods/admins take it upon themselves to defend our homebase in the forums by banning all the trolls and such. The trolls constantly reproduce though, that we can't keep up with the sudden onslaught, so they call in the back-up, 7 more forum mods are created and the trolls are pushed back. We realize all of this started because of Aexis Rai, so they send Iguana(new mod) to retrieve him. Once I have obtained you, we use you as a meatshield for their "lolwuts, 4chan, and other devious weaponry". Your tattered up at the end, and we throw you into th pit of trolls where they feast on your rotting carcus for the rest of your eternity. After the war, the forum mods/admins are left to clean up your mess, and they envision Iguana as a god for defending the forums and give him the forum title "EPIC MASTER NOOB PERSON". To be continued....


I wish for jello right about now.

As the story continues, Aexis is now trying to uncover the secret on how Iguana is so smartypants-like. He dwells the forums for 3 more years until the Armageddon ensues. Upon this time, the world is in utter chaos. Populations are slowly dwindling. Resources are used up dry. Our economy is dead. Upon thing time, Aexis takes it upon himself and installs some hacking programs and hacks his computer. He finds nothig on any of Iguana's accounts. He then travels to Guelph, Ontario, Canada and finds his house. He breaks down the door and finds nothing. He runs up the stairs quickly. Outside, gunshots, and fires are everywhere. Screams can be heards, miles away. Nothing can stop this armageddon. He boots up Iguana's laptop. Quickly he scours through the desktop but finds nothing. He presses the ? key, and suddenly, his laptop folds down, and inside his closet, it leads to Iguana's secret hide out. Down in his hideout, many magecraft books and such as stored. He jumps down the flights of stairs and sprains his ankle at the bottom. Suddenly, he meets a mage with a similiar attitude as of Iguana's. The fierce mage then summon 6 bonewalkersin front of him, and tosses Aexis a claymore. He asks Aexis if he could fight through his mini army of the undead, knowing that Aexis is not in a fighting condition. Aexis catches the sword with his left hand and smirks. He says a remark to the mage, with infuriates him. The mage ready's his spell and casts magic everywhere. The noise is trapped inside the keep. Nothing from the outside world can be heard. A few minutes later, both fighters and well on their knees. The mage smiles. He gives Aexis a book, and disappears. Upon reading the book, he learns all the secrets to the universe, and on page 666, he finds out Iguana's magic powers. Upon reading this though, Aexis wakes up. He realizes that he will never have Iguana's powers so he'll have to keep on dreaming, and he goes back to sleep.


I wish I had the attention span to write a book.

Granted.


No Defects.


I Wish All Greifers, 8 year old f@gs, and DitShips who play minecraft would BEGONE

WHY DID YOU NOT CORRUPT MY WISH! WAAHHH! WHINE!!! 7 YEAR OLD STUPIDITY NESS!!!! WAAAAAHHHHAAHAHA!

Wish granted, but they got wisked away through the time portal in the closet of Iguana and were instantly warped into the Whitehouse. They they broke into Obama's HQ and were like "WAAAHHH". Obama's eardrums shattered making him utterly useless. Obama slowly reached his arm for the phone, but on of the griefers used their skills from in-game to IRL and broke his arm. Obama started to bleed out after a child started eating at his flesh. Moments later he died, so the griefer and 8 year olds and such took command and are now the strongest leaders in the world. Two weeks later, the world leaders started to plot against the little children/griefers and such, but then they figured out and released an infectious parasitic virus that slowly bit into the flesh of the world leaders. They then became zombies and started to eat away at the others. A few months later, basically 90% of the world is infected. Only a few survivors remain. Armed and ready, the survivors banded together and created homebases at each continent. They then realized Bob Ross was still alive, so they held his hostage for the ravenous zombies, and let them tear into his rib cage, and eat away on his insides.


The end. =)

I wish for a new fan...

Granted. It was made in china and is loading your air with lead.

I wish the new post system would work right.

k, but iguanas post gets deleted.

I wish that Aexis knew that I was talking about the new post light on the fourms.

Wish granted, but upon going onto the site, you realize they tricked you, and you fell into the traps of a porn site under a random name! You hear knocking on the door, so you struggle with closing the window and deleting the history. Suddenly, your mother barges through the door. She senses something suspicious, and tells you it's dinner. She exits the room, making you reliefed. You didn't know wth that was, so you go home. Meanwhile, in a secret nuclear holocaust fallout base(love them), they government talks about how they are going to crackdown on 18 and unders watching porn. They plan out a 3 month assualt, and plan to kill every single person under the age of 18, who has watched porn. 1 by 1, children die. Back at Aexis' house, he walks downstairs, and grabs a bottle of water, and goes back to his computer. He sits down, but realizes somebody is knocking on the door. He walks to his window to see who it is, and finds an armed man. He shuts the curtains, and sits back down and thinks. Aexis' then stands up, and decides to open the door. Upon opening, the agent asks for him to state his name. Upon doing this though, he realizes he must have gotten arrested or something else, so he disarms the man, and knocks him out. He steps outside, and sees that many other agents are steeping into people's homes and killing them. He looks down the block, to see his buddy Jeff being shot in the face. He shuts the door, and quickly runs upstairs. Aexis then hears noises, and realizes that he's surrounded. As the agents move in, they tell him that resisting a death sentance equals torture. So they bring him back to the nuclear holocaust fallout bunker, and force him to do things he doesn't want to do. :wink.gif:

I wish for some imagination lessons, if those are real.

Okay, they just pump you full of psychedelics. You are found later in a corner imaging that your an orange.

I wish I had a softer bed.

Time for a short post: Wish granted, but it was sooo soft, you sunk into it, and never returned...

I wish for a better laptop.

You the best laptop ever, but then you spill pickle juice into it, now half the keys all say "PICKLE" when you press them and nothing eles!

Wish granted, but you actually didn't make one. I wasn't even going to mess around with it or anything. Too bad :<

I wish for some of that pickle juice. It's rather impressive, I must day.

Wish granted, but the strike-through, striked THROUGH so much, it struck through your monitor, and skewered you in the head.

I wish for awesomeness.


P.S. - Aexis. You are my new apprentice. Whether you like it or not.

You get twice the insanity of Telsa along with that.

I wish that I could ban by nick and ip at the same time.

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You get twice the insanity of Telsa along with that.

I wish that I could ban by nick and ip at the same time.

You already can. But now noone can, because you said that so they all gang up on you and eat you.

Granted, but you lose the ability to talk to humans.

I wish I was immortal.

EDIT: Crap, I though I was posting at the end of the first page.