Billy Mays is alive again - sort of. As a zombie he terrorises the planet with an ever-growing army of zombies; the infection is unstoppable and humanity dies out.
I wish I was rich.
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"Let us accustom ourselves to evil and it will not be long before we find it charming." -- Marquis de Sade
Granted, and he tries to sell you drugs, and cause he's so good at it you buy them, get an addiction and overdose. Following that your time in hospital you're treated by a nurse who is obese, looks like a man and has a chip on her shoulder. What makes it worse is she's got a deep hatred for men. So she makes the rest of your time on the planet hell by molesting you in the most humiliating of ways. Also, when you die you go to hell and become my slave (hey, you chose that option in the other game).
Granted you got a single dime bar. Which was made of pure saturated poison.
I wish I 72 hot looking Asians with no STIs or deformities or ailments. Whom would obey my every command and were immortal, unless I otherwise commanded.
Then they make their own wish. So without further adieu:
I wish I could fly.
Relic of a bygone age.
I wish I got a hug. ;_;
In-game name: Arcterion
I wish Minecraft was finished.
Relic of a bygone age.
I wish I could play guitar.
In-game name: Arcterion
I wish I was more confident.
I wish I knew the truth about the afterlife.
Relic of a bygone age.
I wish Billy Mays was alive again.
I wish I was rich.
In-game name: Arcterion
I wish I never wished this wish.
I wish to have met Billy Mays in person once.
I wish everyone would forgive me.
I wish I could see the last commercial Billy Mays made, 2 days before dying.
Oh, and your head explodes. The incidents are unrelated.
I wish I had retractable claws.
Relic of a bygone age.
I wish I was a 1337 Minecraft king, or something.
In-game name: Arcterion
I wish there were more to it.
Relic of a bygone age.
I wish this wish never happened.
I wish that I had omnipotence.
MazeGen (Version 1.0) --- An automatic maze generation tool
ModelGen (Version 1.0) --- A 3D model import tool
I wish I had a dime for every time I've had to say that.
Relic of a bygone age.
I wish I 72 hot looking Asians with no STIs or deformities or ailments. Whom would obey my every command and were immortal, unless I otherwise commanded.
I wish i had a 500000X500000 dedicaded minecraft server (that works)
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