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<TrueWolves> That's what I meant Iguana, I'm like an Extra+, to just fill in tiny cracks... right?
<Iguana> YUS. <Iguana> BUT WE NEED YOU
<Iguana> You are like...Billy Mays Mighty Putty. (trademarked)
IRC quote on the Minecraft Machinima
<TrueWolves> That's what I meant Iguana, I'm like an Extra+, to just fill in tiny cracks... right?
<Iguana> YUS. <Iguana> BUT WE NEED YOU
<Iguana> You are like...Billy Mays Mighty Putty. (trademarked)
IRC quote on the Minecraft Machinima
<TrueWolves> That's what I meant Iguana, I'm like an Extra+, to just fill in tiny cracks... right?
<Iguana> YUS. <Iguana> BUT WE NEED YOU
<Iguana> You are like...Billy Mays Mighty Putty. (trademarked)
IRC quote on the Minecraft Machinima
Recap :biggrin.gif:
So I found this red box that was containing some shimmering powder. i used it to lure some sharks that could over kill many fish unfortunately these sharks were mouthless and absorbed their food through teleporters on their bellies. For a solution to this problem I shat on their heads. Now, while I walked away, I SHAT MY PANTS AGAIN! With all of this stuff, I shat on my mother. My mother got up, so I BANNED BOB ROSS! Because he kept saying a word. No. For spamming and trolling. Oh, that makes more sense. I like how this fits. But back to the story: of all fame and glory, I just shat even more. So I decided to clean my new washing machine, that criticsquid was living in for the past week until I turned it on which made a plate full of calamari. I Like eating Belly Waffles and large pancakes that are disgusting and soggy just like Snowman in the summer. He is awesome and epic win when he sits on the maniacally depressed walking robot toilet. The last sentence did not have any Jalepenos in it. But what it did have is sweet lovemaking dolphins and flying cookies that ate living cute little puppies for fun. Rest In Peace, Billy Mays. For Michael Jackson, burn in my oven. Will he taste like ****. R.I.P Billy Mays. Back to micheal jackson, he isn't as awesome as Billy but abaut him you can say he touches small children and that hes from plastic planet, in the self-mutilation nebula which hosts many crocodile orgys, and just sucks in general, but not in some cases; For example, this one is remarkably awesome and contains plenty of corn flakes and milk. Now these cornflakes are usually soggy and completely disgusting like britney spears, she is such a ugly ***** and should die in a fiery pit of burning snakes and goat ****. Now that Britney spears is dead we can continue with our story about a giant penis which always goes into a creepy looking cave where there are little trolls that eat you alive while listening to emo punk that sucks. Continuing, my server wont start, but for now, i must run to the hills and set Fire to the villages so that the villagers will dig until the water floods or just use sponges because sponges eat water, and like soak **** up in general but not lava because that is fought off by hoards of tiny trolls that eat snowmen for lunch while slowly shitting on Punx and while Punx enjoys it, Snowman melts into awesomeness while Punx dies. Then revives by tapping 5 axes in his head and becoming the axe king of the dead people who stink like snowman. Now here we are banning and killing Punx. Who is dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead so then they set off the explosives, killing Punx and snowman. there they lie. Naked. Except for Snowman, with clothes, he decided to remove them. But then he doesn't because he realises hes already naked. Which he isn't. Then Punx gets naked and dances like. Now to make sense again. Snowman and Punx are off dancing very nakedly around town! Wow is this still alive?" says the naked Snowman who... Still runs freely while naked. But started melted when clowns that played far to much started eating his very hairy butt. Then, out of nowhere A giant banana wearing a condom on his head, decided not to wear the condom, so he reached into his large, fluffy, green skin pouch and grabbed a pair of stupid clown shoes found at www.stupidclownshoes.org and then he went off into the dark abyss filled with light and fluffy BUNNIES, that had rabies and AIDS and cancer and diabetes. Then the old doctor did a silly dance which made the cancer die, so he clapped in his hands and flooded the world with magma!!! And after that with water and then he forgot that he had an auto-clapper so then, he face palmed the guy next to him who then died of facepalm. After that a bird flew to the land of 4chan and died instantly because of
brain damage due to stupidity and it was eaten by giant cyborg grizzleys with RPG's because it was the future so everyone worked at walmart with landsharks with mounted lasers in aisle 5 next to the nuclear holocaust in aisle. Bombs went off every where killing many people including SjograsMaskin. UnknownX got killed by radiation. Iguana got infected by zombies. Aexis buried all the bodies. All the bodies then unearthed by the nuclear holocaust's loudness and we all felt stupid for letting Aexis Rai start to charge the great Cannon of Destruction and Abbysal Power known as the Eclipse. Fired, upon the Whitehouse, and the Black Aliens took over Earth and enslaved the Americans. Armageddon being well under way, the Americans beg the Canadians To rebel against the aliens but then the Canadians die except for one, named Iguana Who recruits Aexis as his personal servant. He then makes a pot of maple syrup laced with lots of cyanide, which he mailed to the starving children in Africa who dont have minecraft, so they ate many babies. They tasted like chicken. The only thing was that they were stale. So obama bought some more weed and gave it to bill gates in exchange for over nine thousand (and one) genuine licenses of Microsoft office. But office sucks so he demanded some copies of the new Windows7, that sounds very amazingly amazing in every way until it get's the BSoD. Obama installed windows7 on his toliet because he had terrible needs that could be found deep down in his colon. Windows7 resulted in brix being demolished from his pathetic new sponge, with melon cakes he baked with mr. rogers. Fishsticks then attacked the midget tribe of extremely short midgets when...
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(every 100 posts, said poster should post the total we have so far in a single "recap")
<Iguana> YUS. <Iguana> BUT WE NEED YOU
<Iguana> You are like...Billy Mays Mighty Putty. (trademarked)
IRC quote on the Minecraft Machinima
<Iguana> YUS. <Iguana> BUT WE NEED YOU
<Iguana> You are like...Billy Mays Mighty Putty. (trademarked)
IRC quote on the Minecraft Machinima
<Iguana> YUS. <Iguana> BUT WE NEED YOU
<Iguana> You are like...Billy Mays Mighty Putty. (trademarked)
IRC quote on the Minecraft Machinima
So I found this red box that was containing some shimmering powder. i used it to lure some sharks that could over kill many fish unfortunately these sharks were mouthless and absorbed their food through teleporters on their bellies. For a solution to this problem I shat on their heads. Now, while I walked away, I SHAT MY PANTS AGAIN! With all of this stuff, I shat on my mother. My mother got up, so I BANNED BOB ROSS! Because he kept saying a word. No. For spamming and trolling. Oh, that makes more sense. I like how this fits. But back to the story: of all fame and glory, I just shat even more. So I decided to clean my new washing machine, that criticsquid was living in for the past week until I turned it on which made a plate full of calamari. I Like eating Belly Waffles and large pancakes that are disgusting and soggy just like Snowman in the summer. He is awesome and epic win when he sits on the maniacally depressed walking robot toilet. The last sentence did not have any Jalepenos in it. But what it did have is sweet lovemaking dolphins and flying cookies that ate living cute little puppies for fun. Rest In Peace, Billy Mays. For Michael Jackson, burn in my oven. Will he taste like ****. R.I.P Billy Mays. Back to micheal jackson, he isn't as awesome as Billy but abaut him you can say he touches small children and that hes from plastic planet, in the self-mutilation nebula which hosts many crocodile orgys, and just sucks in general, but not in some cases; For example, this one is remarkably awesome and contains plenty of corn flakes and milk. Now these cornflakes are usually soggy and completely disgusting like britney spears, she is such a ugly ***** and should die in a fiery pit of burning snakes and goat ****. Now that Britney spears is dead we can continue with our story about a giant penis which always goes into a creepy looking cave where there are little trolls that eat you alive while listening to emo punk that sucks. Continuing, my server wont start, but for now, i must run to the hills and set Fire to the villages so that the villagers will dig until the water floods or just use sponges because sponges eat water, and like soak **** up in general but not lava because that is fought off by hoards of tiny trolls that eat snowmen for lunch while slowly shitting on Punx and while Punx enjoys it, Snowman melts into awesomeness while Punx dies. Then revives by tapping 5 axes in his head and becoming the axe king of the dead people who stink like snowman. Now here we are banning and killing Punx. Who is dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead so then they set off the explosives, killing Punx and snowman. there they lie. Naked. Except for Snowman, with clothes, he decided to remove them. But then he doesn't because he realises hes already naked. Which he isn't. Then Punx gets naked and dances like. Now to make sense again. Snowman and Punx are off dancing very nakedly around town! Wow is this still alive?" says the naked Snowman who... Still runs freely while naked. But started melted when clowns that played far to much started eating his very hairy butt. Then, out of nowhere A giant banana wearing a condom on his head, decided not to wear the condom, so he reached into his large, fluffy, green skin pouch and grabbed a pair of stupid clown shoes found at www.stupidclownshoes.org and then he went off into the dark abyss filled with light and fluffy BUNNIES, that had rabies and AIDS and cancer and diabetes. Then the old doctor did a silly dance which made the cancer die, so he clapped in his hands and flooded the world with magma!!! And after that with water and then he forgot that he had an auto-clapper so then, he face palmed the guy next to him who then died of facepalm. After that a bird flew to the land of 4chan and died instantly because of
brain damage due to stupidity and it was eaten by giant cyborg grizzleys with RPG's because it was the future so everyone worked at walmart with landsharks with mounted lasers in aisle 5 next to the nuclear holocaust in aisle. Bombs went off every where killing many people including SjograsMaskin. UnknownX got killed by radiation. Iguana got infected by zombies. Aexis buried all the bodies. All the bodies then unearthed by the nuclear holocaust's loudness and we all felt stupid for letting Aexis Rai start to charge the great Cannon of Destruction and Abbysal Power known as the Eclipse. Fired, upon the Whitehouse, and the Black Aliens took over Earth and enslaved the Americans. Armageddon being well under way, the Americans beg the Canadians To rebel against the aliens but then the Canadians die except for one, named Iguana Who recruits Aexis as his personal servant. He then makes a pot of maple syrup laced with lots of cyanide, which he mailed to the starving children in Africa who dont have minecraft, so they ate many babies. They tasted like chicken. The only thing was that they were stale. So obama bought some more weed and gave it to bill gates in exchange for over nine thousand (and one) genuine licenses of Microsoft office. But office sucks so he demanded some copies of the new Windows7, that sounds very amazingly amazing in every way until it get's the BSoD. Obama installed windows7 on his toliet because he had terrible needs that could be found deep down in his colon. Windows7 resulted in brix being demolished from his pathetic new sponge, with melon cakes he baked with mr. rogers. Fishsticks then attacked the midget tribe of extremely short midgets when...
PETA came and contained the