I shrink you and shove you into my bowl of soup, which you drown in.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
Another fridge falls on your face as well.
I suffocate you with a couch cushion.
I slam a monitor on your head. (I’m on mobile at my desk lol)
I use my lamp to... No, not destroy your eyes with it, that's way overdone. Why don't we say a certain someone just yelled "YEET"?
"YEET!" *iPad comes flying out of nowhere and smashes Idelac on the head*
I take my banjo out of its case, then bean you in the head with it.
I pick up a plastic chair, and bean you on the head with it.
I strangle you with my headphone cord.
I throw my Joy-Cons at your nuts.
I fill my hamper full of rocks and bring it down on your head.
I try to slit your throat with a bookmark.
The problem with having a decluttered desk is that there's nothing to kill internet strangers with.
I drop my bed on you.
I smuggle an expensive painting into your house, and the police come suspecting you have stolen it. You are then tried, imprisoned, and finally executed.
I stab Idelac with my collection of pencils.
REVIVE THE FORUM GAMES!!!!!!!
He/Him or They/Them, or just call me lemon
Trying to figure what the heck i am.