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You somehow get a rock.

I put in a dead body.

You get an orb that flashes red and blue, emits a loud siren, and chases you through the air until it reaches you, at which point you are warped into and locked in an extra-dimensional prison for eternity.

I insert a brand-new phone.

You get one of those old Nokia phones.

I put in Player_Miner.

You get all my OCs.

I insert a wooden pickaxe.

You get a diamond hoe.

I put in a suggestion with no support.

You get a great suggestion, but when you post it no one posts any feedback or likes the post.

I put a can of Coke into the vending machine.

You get a can of Pepsi.

I insert a diamond.

you get an emerald

I insert the bee movie script

You get some dead memes.

I put in a Switch.

You get an NES.

I input the number 69.

You get censored by Minecraft.

I put in a Wailord.

You get a Dynamaxed Wailord, which destroys the vending machine and the world due to its gigantic size.

After the world is restored and the vending machine is repaired, I put in myself.

You emerge years later as a crazy old man spouting nonsense. No mortal can see the horrors within and walk away sane.

I put this thread into the vending machine.

You get an even longer thread.

I put in Java.

You get Assembly.

I put in a Diamond.

You get Coal.

I put in a pocket dimension.

You've turned the vending machine into a dispenser for stuff from your pocket dimension. You get some Milano cookies, but the vending machine has to be repaired again.

I put in some sugar, a pumpkin, and an egg.

You get a pumpkin pie.

I put in an iron ingot.

You get an iron gem.

I insert an anvil.

You get a crafting table.

I put in a grass block.