The being was revealed to be a red&black colored jester, by the name of Ahalais, wielding a big scythe of pure crimtane.
Coming from a world unlike this one, he awaits the next response.
"Greetings, I'm Ahalais, I wonder what could have brought me here."
Players here are actually just known as the username they go by, but I think "Ahalais" is an acceptable nickname. You'll be commonly known as "LifeAsRoyalRanger", but when people say "Ahalais", they're also talking about you.
Idelac: Quit the formalities, we've got better stuff to do. *Points at the pirates*
I scream in Pirate A's ear so loudly that their ears burst
Rolled a 6!!
You hack into yourself and turn your "volume" stat to the max. Then you spawn a loudspeaker and scream as loudly as you can without regard for your vocal chords. 119 damage to Pirate A, which kills it! However, the hack caused you to take 24 damage.
PepsiCola350: 217/476 HP
Before you make the pirate spontaneously combust, you set your fingers on fire. Then you snap your fingers, causing a fiery explosion to appear, demolishing Pirate B for 136 damage! However, the fire on your fingers causes you to take 24 damage.
You attach a land mine to your foot. But this is no ordinary land mine, it's also modified to throw out cluster bombs when it explodes. You dive onto Pirate B, and all the explosions deal 243 damage, which kills it! But the explosions killed you too, and damaged the party a little. SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIUS! Revive?