To your dismay, I don't even FLINCH upon getting hit by the storm of arrows. When you get closer, you realize I set up a DECOY, and you can hear a bunch of yelling and audible running from far away.
Upon turning around, you realize I got an ARMY to attack. My 10,000 knights, who have diamond armor and diamond swords, all of which that can't break and are enchanted to deal 99999 damage upon every hit and they don't deal friendly fire, assault you.
(I haven't claimed the hill yet though, my army is attacking)
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I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
I also make crappy suggestions that get No Support 99.9% of the time.
Plus, I make maps. But I'm broke, so I become a cheapskate and hire non-profit workers.
I used to post on the Terraria Forums after I thought the Minecraft Forums were gonna get archived. But now that the Forum Games there are basically shut down, I've decided to return to MCF.
*flies above the army with the Draconic Chestplate’s built-in flight ability* “I could one-shot them with my bow, but it would probably take so long that someone else would come along and insta-kill me and the rest of the army. Using /kill also wouldn’t really work, because of all the different usernames making it so that I’d either run into the same issue as with the bow strategy or I’d end up insta-killing everyone. Using the Draconic Staff of Power’s AoE probably wouldn’t work, either, because if I were able to hit them, they would be able to hit me. Welp, guess this is a lose-lose scenario.” *flies off*
As I flee, Idelac’s army cheers about their victory. But then, they hear the warcrys of an approaching army. Said army is an army of powerfully-geared Creepers, who are looking to claim the hill as their own. They also thought ahead and somehow managed to disable /kill before beginning their assault, and are also equipped with incredibly powerful ranged weapons. They unleash a terrifyingly massive storm of projectiles upon The Hill, and, by extension, Idelac’s army.