The Burst Bomb goes flying into my face, dealing some good damage to me, but not enough to kill me. In a case of (would-be) karma, I use my Clash Blaster's set to chuck a Splat Bomb directly behind you.
Laughing maniacally, I Super Jump to the Squid Beakon with a Splashdown, thus splatting you and painting more of the ground in my color.
To your dismay, I saw this coming, and I had my Baller active! I quickly activate it, and my Baller protects me from the blast. Thankfully, the Baller survives too (don't even ask me how that works), and I use it to blow you up.