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Same rules.

I find the Cookie lying on the ground, then I put the Cookie in the End.

I end up teleporting on top of it when I go to fight a Chaos Guardian.

I put The Cookie in an Ender Pouch, which leads to it being put in my RS system.

I force myself into your Ender Pouch. It takes me years to find it but I find the Cookie. Cue me teleporting you to the Void, whilst I teleport back to safety.

You will get dunked on if you get near the Cookie.

I go near the cookie and use a fast fast to hit before i get hit. I put a the cookie in jupiters core

Teleport it out.

When you get near the Cookie, you will hear the most annoying sound in Minecraft so much that you will want to get away from the Cookie. There is no possible way to get rid of it, other than moving away from the Cookie.

I put computer on mute and get the cookie, disabling the effect. I then give the cookie, on which I attached a Teleportation Disrupter, to a heavily armored, near unbeatable, any-creature-eating dragon in a 100 floor tower full of distracting treasure and a fake cookie.

I scream "COOL IT!" so loud the dragon's ears explode. Using that as a distraction, I swiftly move up the stairs getting distracted. The dragon comes back, but then I do a solar flare x100 causing it to go blind. It can still smell, but I put noseplugs in the nose. Being deaf, smell-less and blind, I basically win as long as he doesn't get lucky.

I put the cookie (now teleporter disrupter-ified) in said dragons stomach, give the hearing and sight back and the senses cannot be damaged. I also pull the earplugs, which now also can never be attached again. I also reinforce the dragon with bedrock.

Faiyamon goes to despawn the Dragon, and when he/she does, I EMP the TPD and snag the cookie before immediately using my Advanced Dislocator.

Realizing the next poster is the only one who can steal the cookie, I block them from succeeding in stealing the cookie themselves. They can’t have someone else grab it, because then they will have it. You also cannot change the attribute until you steal it.

I make a robot.

I decide to throw the cookie in the deepest, darkest depths of the furthest ring.

I dash at light-speed and swipe it before you do so.

The Cookie is hidden with exact replicas of the Cookie, and they are all indestructible and there is no possible way to tell them apart.

Bump

2nd bump. Someone needs to play this.

Then they must all be the REAL Cookie. But there can only be 1 of the Cookie. Que the universe deleting the extras to maintain the balance. I grab the remaining cookie.

I throw the cookie so that it lingers just above the event horizon of a black hole. Get too close, and you’ll get spaghettified.

I manage to catch it mid-flight, before it reaches the black hill.

I throw the Cookie where a chaotic KOTH game is held.

It falls down and ends up just outside the edge. I take it.

I put the cookie in a Creeper’s head.

Easy, one-hit KO.

If you get the Cookie, you will want to commit suicide.

Time to get my Disenchantment Blaster! *gets it out of storage* Now I’m ready. *PEW!*

I make the cookie the reward for being the last poster on the “Be the last poster to win!” thread for 15 years.

I post, and I disable everyone else's ability to post there.

If you want the Cookie, you must break the world barrier.

I try this:

The Cookie isn’t that far past where the border was. I find it and take it.

I teleport The Cookie to x = 9223372036854775800, y = 9223372036854775800, z = 9223372036854775800. I somehow don’t crash or encounter an error whilst doing so. Try to warp to it, and you WILL crash, however.

I buy a 65-bit computer. Now I can warp to that cookie.

I use a Fourier transform on that cookie, and decompose it into waves.