I grab the schematic, run into cover, then supresses Amelia Moroff.
Are these enemies with names considered mini-bosses, or are the names just there for some extra flavoring? And what's with the "song-quoting" title anyway?
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Ironically, I seem to have lost interest in Minecraft. So have a taste of my Heavy Machine Gun.
Suddenly, a meteor falls from the sky, and a certain song is heard coming from it.
"BACON'S BACK! TELL A FRIEND!"
Well, a modified version at least.
The meteor explodes, and before anyone can understand what on Earth is going on, I burst from the center of the falling rock and throw a midair Snapfreeze at Amelia, use my spear to land on the ground only to vault back into the air, dab in midair, then land one last time superhero style.
"So what'd I miss?"
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This way, Battle Airship fires the Laser cannon, and Thermoshadow Encases their master juggernaught.
"I said ALL the biggest weapons! Focus the medic, REPEAT, focus the medic!"
I basic attack the Combat medic.
The master juggernaut is encased, and the battleship fires its laser cannon at the master juggernaut, dealing 16 damage to her! You also attack the combat medic, dealing 26 damage to him and 13 to the elite medic! +31 XP!
I grab the schematic, run into cover, then supresses Amelia Moroff.
Are these enemies with names considered mini-bosses, or are the names just there for some extra flavoring? And what's with the "song-quoting" title anyway?
You grab the schematic, take cover, and suppress the elite gunner (since Amelia is encased).
Master enemies are basically minibosses, and the names are there for extra flavor. The song-quoting gunner is a specially trained enemy, which gains some additional perks. They're basically champions from the Binding of Isaac, or eximus enemies from Warframe.
Suddenly, a meteor falls from the sky, and a certain song is heard coming from it.
"BACON'S BACK! TELL A FRIEND!"
Well, a modified version at least.
The meteor explodes, and before anyone can understand what on Earth is going on, I burst from the center of the falling rock and throw a midair Snapfreeze at Amelia, use my spear to land on the ground only to vault back into the air, dab in midair, then land one last time superhero style.
"So what'd I miss?"
Welcome back!
You snapfreeze Amelia, keeping her frozen for longer!
You didn't miss much. Right now, we're trying to sabotage some Talon air vehicles.
My action: I toss Gold into a river of whatever liquid makes generic healing potions, healing him for 15 HP.
==[Enemy turn]==
Amelia's encasement wears off, but she remains frozen.
The song-quoting gunner takes 10 burn damage. He then decides to embrace the flame, shouting, "Baptized in fire, 40:1!" Suddenly, a massive wave of fire engulfs the battlefield, dealing 6 damage to all players.
The elite gunner fires at and destroys algot's turret.
One sniper takes a shot at Stickcrafter, dealing 42 damage.
The other fires at the battle airship for 46 damage.
The elite grenadier launches a grenade at algot, dealing 29 damage to him and 15 damage to Stickcrafter and Winkins.
The normal juggernaut attempts to shoulder charge Bacon, but misses.
The assassin attempts to stab the thermoshadow and misses.
The elite medic regenerates 15 HP. He then heals the sniper for 46 HP.
The combat medic empowers the elite gunner.
==[Ally turn]==
The medical personnel notices all the enemies, and decides he needs to brew some tea for them.
The cardinals gang up on Amelia, but three miss, dealing a total of 10 damage.
Elite gunner [bullets] Micro turret
A rough draft of schematics for the device that would eventually evolve into the Advanced Combat Module. The original device would've been about the size of a large backpack, and link to two wrist-mounted devices. It was bulky, heavy, and inelegant. It took years before it was refined and perfected to be the single wrist-mounted gauntlet used today.
Bag of holding [Fiend Fire (1), After Image (1), Trip (1), Quick Slash (1), Neutralize (1), Zap Rifle, M11 AIR, Conduit Armor, Capacitor armor (x2), Absurdly Heavy Armor, Aim Assist]
Objectives:
[X] Reach the Talon hideout
[ ] Enter the hideout
[ ] Eliminate the guards
Operations:
Carmageddon: Complete!
The Best Defense...: 0/9
Break the Line: 0/4
Grounded: Incomplete
Money: $12,665
Materials: 2,139
Shop:
AA Missiles [$300 | 2 uses]: Basic AA missiles that deal 12 damage to a single target. Can optionally spend an action locking onto a target, which grants perfect accuracy. Deals 50% more damage to airborne targets.
Flamethrower [$100 | 4 uses]: Deals (ATK x 1.25) as fire damage, and has a 30% chance to ignite the target. Random Bomb Generator [$150 | 1 use]: Randomly generate a number between 1 and 6. That many bombs will be thrown at random targets. SVD Stealth Sniper [$250 | 4 uses]: Deals 15 damage and has a 10% chance to land a headshot that instantly kills normal enemies. Headshots deal double damage to bosses and master level enemies. Yellow Ray [$400 | 1 use]: Instantly destroys an enemy. Any armor they were carrying will be dropped and equipped by the user. Only stuns bosses, and against master enemies, halves their current HP. Chemikaliewerfer [$250 | 4 uses]: Deals 10 damage and damages the target for a third of your ATK stat every turn for 3 turns. Never misses. Endermite Shotgun [$600 | 2 uses]: Fires Ender pearls, causing the user to teleport rapidly, giving every enemy a 40% chance of being distracted and damaged for the user's ATK stat. Afterwards, deals (ATK x 1.5) damage to a random enemy. The Debilitating Dagger [$900 | 3 uses]: Deals (ATK x 0.5) damage and permanently disables a selected ability. Deals 5 extra damage when disabling an ability. Disabling lasts for 2 turns on master enemies, and 1 turn for bosses. Only has a 50% chance to disable abilities on master enemies and bosses. Mobile Minigun Turret [$1,250 | 4 uses]: When purchased, spends a turn deploying itself. Afterwards, can be used by all players to deal (ATK x 1.2) damage to up to three targets in a line. Must be redeployed every wave, unless the team's location doesn't change between waves. Atom Bomb [$6,000 | 1 use]: Deals (ATK x 7) damage to all enemies, with damage reducing as targets get further away from the original target. Minimum damage is (ATK x 4). Survivors have a 20% chance to be afflicted by fallout, which deals 5 damage to them every turn for 3 turns. Shredder Saw [$400 | 3 uses]: When used with an attack, the attack will deal half damage to health, but deal double damage to armor and shields.
Combat Armor [$150 | 50 HP]: Provides 50 armor that absorbs 50% of incoming damage until broken. Shield [$125 | Variable HP]: Assume a defensive stance at the start of the next turn. While defending, all incoming damage is absorbed by the shield. HP is 75% of the team's average HP. Portable Cover [$90 | 1 use]: Creates a piece of average cover that can be used by either side. Venomdrive Armor [$850 | Variable HP]: Starts off providing no armor. When taking toxic damage, 40% of the damage dealt becomes HP for the armor, which provides 50% damage protection. Max armor is 300. While the user is poisoned, the status effect is converted into the Poisonous ability, allowing them to inflict poison with their attacks. Grants the option to generate your own poison, at the cost of (poison level2 x 2) HP. Zap Field [$500 | 1 use]: For 2 turns, players and allies gain a defensive field that deals electric damage to attackers. Damage depends on the user's ATK stat. Portable Rampart [$500 | 1 use]: Deploys a piece of decent cover that can only be used by the side that deploys it.
Flashbang [$200 | 1 use]: Blinds an enemy, drastically reducing their accuracy.
Medkit [$200 | 1 use]: Restore (heal x 2) HP to an ally.
Splash Potion of Healing [$90 | 1 use]: Throw to perform a minimum effectiveness heal to a primary target and both nearby targets. Smoke Grenade [$75 | 1 use]: Reduces an enemy's accuracy by 30. Essence of Life [$750 | 1 use]: Restores 10 HP and grants the target health regen for 3 turns. If the target is killed/KO'd during the regen, they will be revived with 10% of their max HP, and the effect ends. Potion of Invisibility [$600 | 1 use]: Turn a target invisible. While invisible, you can't be attacked or detected in stealth missions, and your next attack's damage is doubled. Cannot attack and use the potion at the same time. Poutine Gun [$500 | 3 uses]: Sticks a target in place, reducing their evasion by (evasion x 0.75) and giving them a 35% chance of not being able to attack on their turn. Smarter Nanobots [$850 | 3 uses]: Can be used to heal a target for 10% of their max HP every turn for 3 turns, while giving immunity to negative status effects for the duration. Cannot repair armor. Alternatively, can be used to damage a target for 10% of their max HP every turn for 4 turns. Worldedit Permissions [$650 | 1 use]: Edit a piece of cover or a hazard into existence. Lasts until the team moves to a new location. Mass Dispel [$1,500 | 1 use]: Disables the abilities of ALL non-boss enemies.
Time Warp [$800 | 1 use]: Grant an ally the ability to perform two actions in one post this turn.
Ender Mines [$4,000 | 1 use]: Set up a minefield that adds a 20% chance for any enemy attacks to fail for the rest of the mission. Does not affect bosses.
Data Card [$100 | 1 use]: Potentially secures an enemy's data bank entry.
Care Package [$300 | 1 use]: Airdrops a random item. EFLN [$75 | 1 use]: Throw to completely destroy ALL cover in the area, which will prevent players and enemies from using it. Card Pack [$125 | 1 use]: Gain 5 cards, each with their own effects. Portable Pitfall [$120 | 1 use]: Use to put an enemy into stasis for 2 turns. Enemies in stasis can't perform actions but can't be targeted. The effect will automatically end if the targeted enemy is the last one alive. Creeper Spawn Egg [$125 | 1 use]: Throw to spawn a creeper. After the enemy's turn, it will explode and damage the targeted enemy and both nearby enemies. Ammo Pack [$350 | 4 uses]: Can be used to restore uses to an item. Can be used multiple times at once. Laser Drone [$650 | 40 HP]: Deploys a drone equipped with a laser beam that deals 10 damage and has a 25% chance to pierce the target, hitting the next listed one. Spanish Inquisition Radio V2 [$750 | 50 HP]: Summon five cardinals of the ever-unexpected Spanish Inquisition. Every turn, they will either attack the same enemy for 7 damage each + a 20% stun chance, or each attack a different enemy for 7 damage each + a 20% chance to deal double damage. Lisharon Inc. Medical Personnel [$1,000 | Variable HP]: Summons a Lisharon Inc. medical personnel with HP equal to the user's. Every turn, will either attack, dealing 10 damage and inflicting a random status effect, or heal for 15 HP + 3 turns of regen. Every 3 turns, will brew tea instead of doing anything. Crit-a-Cola [$750 | 1 use]: When used, your next attack is guaranteed to be a critical hit. However, you can't attack or heal on the same turn you use it, and if you get KO'd before you get to attack, the boost is wasted. Can only be used on yourself.
Proxy Slimesling [$500 | 1 use]: Launches an enemy into next Sunday, which manifests itself as launching them to the next wave. Cannot be used on the final wave of a mission.
Mob Pirates [$1,250 | 1 use]: Summon third party entities for the next 3 waves that are hostile to all units.
Common weapon: Costs 500 materials.
Burst Rifle
Burst-fire assault rifle. Simple, but effective.
+1 ATK
90 accuracy
Has a 30% chance to hit twice, with the second hit having -10 accuracy
Marksman Rifle
Semi-automatic rifle. Accurate and deadly.
+2 ATK
100 accuracy
Revolver
Revolvers are always cooler.
+5 ATK
80 accuracy
Carbine
Rapid fire assault weapon. Good for close range engagements.
+0 ATK
85 accuracy
Can target four enemies instead of three
Heavy Rifle
High impact rifle. Well suited for stronger targets.
+0 ATK
90 accuracy
Increases damage cap (7x ATK instead of 5x)
Heavy Pistol
High impact sidearm. Packs a decent punch for its size.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 10% more damage
Grenade Launcher
Standard issue explosive weapon. Effective at crowd control.
+4 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 20% damage to nearby targets.
Precision Rifle
Highly accurate rifle. Deals high damage to a single target.
+4 ATK
100 accuracy
Can only hit one enemy at a time
Zap Rifle
Standard factory made zap rifle.
+1 ATK
85 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to zap another enemy
Uncommon weapon: Costs 1,000 materials.
MS34 Shieldbreaker
A powerful assault rifle designed to punch through enemy armor.
+2 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 15% more damage through armor
AW44-C
A high output SMG that favors fire rate over all else.
+0 ATK
80 accuracy
Can target six enemies instead of three
Incendiary Shotgun
A standard issue shotgun, modified to shoot flaming buckshot.
+3 ATK
85 accuracy
Deals fire damage
Attacks have a 20% chance to ignite target
Railgun
A heavy rifle designed to fire metal rods, heated to a white hot temperature.
+5 ATK
95 accuracy
M11 AIR
High impact anti-infantry rifle. Good for keeping standard enemies in check.
+3 ATK
90 accuracy
Can suppress a single enemy, reducing their accuracy
Seeker Rifle
Prototype scouting device that outlines targets.
+1 ATK
85 accuracy
Hitting an enemy scans them, increasing their damage taken by 10%
Shrapnel Launcher
A basic grenade launcher, modified to shoot shards of jagged metal.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Attacks have a 25% chance to cause bleeding
Jammer Gun (1 in storage)
A semi-automatic rifle that fires electromagnetic ammunition.
+1 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 25% more damage to robotic enemies
Rare weapon: Costs 1,500 materials.
Stinger
Actually a giant bee stinger.
+4 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 5% more damage through armor
Has a 25% chance to poison target
Double Barrel Shotgun
This is my boomstick!
+6 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage to enemy armor
Has a 15% chance to hit a random nearby enemy
Panic Knife
Everybody stay calm.
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 20% more damage
Automatically attack enemies that hit you with reduced damage
Broadsword
I fight for honor, not with honor!
+5 ATK
90 accuracy
Has a 20% chance to cause bleeding
While held, you deal more damage with environmental hazards
Giant Syringe
I just need a blood sample...
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Reduces target's damage output
Has a 15% chance to cause target to panic
Dragonslayer's Spear
Once belonged to a warrior who was one half of a terrifying duo.
+5 ATK
95 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to galvanize target
Can perform a powerful impaling attack that costs 30 energy
M6 Carnifex
Given to you by an alien doctor as a token of good faith.
+7 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage through armor
Deals 10% more damage to armor
Thorn
To rend one's enemies is to see them not as equals, but objects: hollow of spirit and meaning.
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Deals toxic damage
Inflicts minor poisoning
Custom Zap Rifle
More added shock than your regular rifle.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to zap another enemy
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Legendary weapon: Costs 2,000 materials.
Matador 64
A sickeningly powerful weapon that once terrorized many a battlefield.
+9 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage through armor
Big Stick
Speak softly...
+4 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 15% more damage to armor
Has a 20% chance to stun or confuse enemies
Book of Insults
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names leave psychological wounds that never heal.
+3 ATK
105 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to ignore armor
Has a 10% chance to demoralize the target
Steel Dragon
Laser beams. Laser beams everywhere.
+0 ATK
90 accuracy
Always hits at least two enemies at once
Can target six enemies instead of just three
Leecher
The enemies lose their lives, and you get to keep yours. Win-win.
+3 ATK
85 accuracy
40% of damage dealt is returned to you as health
Critical hits heal you for 65% of the damage dealt
Sorcerer's Staff
What problem can't be solved with magic?
+3 ATK
80 accuracy
Inflicts a random status condition
Eden's Soul
...
Becomes a random weapon every mission
The Young Wolf's Howl
"To the first of the new Iron Lords." - Lord Saladin
+4 ATK
85 accuracy
Causes target to take more damage from all sources
Zap Rifle Cannon
When you want more of a shocking splash...
+4 ATK
80 accuracy
Has a 40% chance to zap up to four enemies
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Mythical weapon: Costs 2,500 materials.
Deathslayer's Blade
A sword forged in human blood. You can barely make out the "359" etched into the blade.
+10 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 2.5x damage instead of 2x
Kills with this weapon temporarily grant +5 ATK
Kills with this weapon heal you for 5% of your max HP
Biotic Rifle
Kill enemies or heal allies? Why not both?
+4 ATK
95 accuracy
This weapon heals allies when used on them
Ignores enemy armor
Executioner
Let's just skip judge and jury.
+9 ATK
110 accuracy
+10% critical hit chance
+25% damage dealt to enemies with less than half health (less than 25% HP for bosses)
Kills with this weapon grant +15 accuracy for your next attack
Unpaid Debt
You owe me.
+7 ATK
85 accuracy
The lower your HP is, the more damage this weapon deals
Has a 25% chance to stun the target if they just attacked you
The Reanimator
Their loss is your gain.
+3 ATK
90 accuracy
Killing an enemy reanimates them into a temporary ally
Reanimated enemies deal more damage
The Gathering Storm
Unleash its wrath.
+5 ATK
90 accuracy
Taking damage changes this weapon's damage type to match that of the attack that hit you
Has a 20% chance to inflict a status condition that matches your current damage type
Outbreak Prime
"I've done the math. When you pull the trigger, one plus one equals zero. Every time." - Shiro-4
+4 ATK
85 accuracy
Dealing damage has a 25% chance to spawn a swarm of SIVA mites
Kills with this weapon spawn a swarm of SIVA mites
Time's Strife
The assault rifle of a Timekeeper. A very dangerous weapons in good hands.
+7 ATK
110 accuracy
If the wielder is KO'd, they may use a Time Charge to resurrect.
The wielder may also use a Time Charge to revive an ally or fully heal their wounds.
If the whole party is wiped, the wielder can use 3 Time Charges to revive the whole party.
Time charges are built with creative time attacks.
Thunder Clap
A clap of actual thunder was molded into this rifle.
+11 ATK
90 accuracy
Always hits two enemies
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Common armor: Costs 500 materials.
Ballistic Vest
Basic vest designed to resist incoming bullets.
+10 HP
+10 physical resistance
Fireproof Plating
Plated armor designed to resist high temperatures.
+10 HP
+10 fire resistance
Insulated Armor
Insulated to protect against extreme cold.
+10 HP
+10 ice resistance
Conduit Armor
Armor resistant to high voltage.
+10 HP
+10 electric resistance
Flak Jacket
Basic armor that resists explosions.
+10 HP
+10 explosive resistance
Gas Mask
Standard issue gas mask that protects against toxic gases.
+10 HP
+10 toxic resistance
Wizard Robes
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
+10 HP
+10 arcane resistance
Uncommon armor: Costs 1,000 materials.
Armor of Thorns
Armor coated in a thick patch of thorns. Said to be worn by a member of the Darkwraiths.
+10 HP
Enemies that attack you take 10 physical damage
Ridiculously Heavy Armor
Provides great protection, but is absurdly heavy. How do you even wear it?
+25 HP
+5 to all resistances
Any attack directed at you is guaranteed to hit
Capacitor Armor
Comes with two rechargable battery packs.
+20 max energy
+10 energy regen per turn
Medical Armor
Armor equipped with a regeneration module that rapidly heals your wounds.
Regenerate 5% of your max HP every turn
Marksman Visor
A modified visor that highlights enemies and tracks their movements.
+10 accuracy
Munitions Vest
Has plenty of extra pockets to store ammunition.
+5 HP
Gives all items an extra use
Lightweight Armor
Lighter armor that provides greater mobility.
+5 HP
+10 evasion
Rare armor: Costs 1,500 materials.
Irradiated Armor
It's probably safe...
+5 HP
Enemies that attack you receive radiation poisoning
Serpent Suit
Somehow linked to ice.
+5 ice resistance
Gives you one use of the Frostbite ability, allowing you to freeze an enemy
Wings of Sacred Dawn
There will come a day when the light will never fade.
+10 HP
Gives you the Angel of Light ability, allowing you to become airborne for a turn
Armor of Bone
The most metal of attire.
+10 HP
Has a 40% chance to unnerve a random enemy every wave
Armor of Shadow
You merely adopted the darkness.
+10 evasion
Enemies will not target you until you attack or are the last player standing
Hideous Armor
It looks absolutely disgusting.
+5 HP
-1 max rage (allows you to enrage quicker)
No Armor
What are you thinking?
-10 HP
Has a 25% chance to confuse a random enemy every wave
Legendary armor: Costs 2,000 materials.
WAR Suit
Used to liberate earth from an oppressive alien rule.
+10 HP
+10 armor
Gives you the Blaster Launcher ability, allowing you to fire a powerful explosive
Fortified Armor
Designed to protect all the weak points.
+15 HP
Enemies that attack you have a lower critical hit chance
Enemy critical hits against you deal less damage
Templar Armor
Feel the power of the Templars.
+10 HP
+5 evasion
Gives you the Rend ability, allowing you to perform a powerful melee attack
Armored Armor
Armor armored with more armor!
+10 HP
+50 armor
Eden's Blessing
Your future shines brighter.
Turns into a random piece of armor every mission
FTL Rig
Best rig.
+10 evasion
Gives you the Phase Shift ability, allowing you to avoid damage by shifting into another
dimension
Overly Protective Armor
It worries about you.
+15 HP
Makes you immune to all status effects, positive or negative
Mythical armor: Costs 2,500 materials.
Armor of the Blood Knight
The crimson sigil on the front may or may not be painted in blood.
+15 HP
Dealing damage returns 10% of the damage dealt to you as health
Killing an enemy with excessive damage has a 15% chance to deal the extra damage to a random
enemy
When equipped as Assault Gunner: +10% ATK, and every kill has a 10% chance to instantly max your
rage
Robes of the Healer
These robes radiate with a powerful medicating energy.
+10 HP
+10 healing
Healing an ally grants them health regeneration (stacks with Medic's Invigorate ability)
When equipped as Medic: +10% healing, and converts your super into a powerful healing move that
affects all allies
Mask of the Marksman
This mask was worn by a legendary marksman who never missed his mark.
+10 HP
+15 accuracy
+5% critical hit chance
When equipped as Sniper: +10 accuracy, and critical hits deal 50% more damage
Crest of the Defender
A powerful knight once bore this crest. Legends say his alles never knew harm.
+25 HP
+25 armor
+5 to all resistances
When equipped as Tank: +10 to all resistances, and taking damage while guarding an ally charges
your super
Armor of Turrets
You are your own defense network.
+10 HP
Fires at a random enemy every turn, dealing (ATK x 0.5) damage to them
Fires at enemies that attack you, dealing (ATK x 0.5) damage to them
When equipped as Engineer: Your turrets can fire two shots, each dealing 75% of their normal
damage
Armor of Boundless Light
There are some flames that even the darkness cannot contain.
+10 HP
+25 max energy
+15 energy regeneration
Using an ability has a 20% chance to cost half energy
When equipped as Specialist: +15 max energy, and allows you to use your super early for a large
energy cost
Titan Mark
At close quarters, a fist is better than any gun.
+15 HP
+25 armor
Replaces your super with Fist of Havoc, a powerful attack that damages multiple enemies
Hunter Cloak
Tell the warlocks your cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand.
+10 HP
+10 evasion
Replaces your super with the Golden Gun, a deadly attack that can target up to three enemies
Warlock Bond
Those who have stared into the void are not bound by the laws of space and time.
+5 HP
Restores 5 HP to you every turn
Replaces your super with Stormtrance, which temporarily allows you to perform multiple electric
attacks in a single turn
Common trinket: Costs 500 materials.
Eyeglasses
Prescription glasses. You may or may not actually need them.
+5 accuracy
Distortion Field
Experimental device that distorts the area around you.
+5 evasion
Instructional Booklet
"Bullets go into the enemies, not you." - Excerpt from Incredibly Obvious Advice Monthly
+10% XP gain
Exploded Rocket
Casing from a used rocket. The RPG kind, not the spacefaring kind.
+15% damage dealt to airborne enemies
Laser Sight
Really just a laser pointer taped to your gun.
+3% critical hit chance
Uncommon trinket: Costs 1,000 materials.
Blind Rage
Blind to damage
Taking damage makes you less likely to be targeted again for the rest of that turn
Portable Generator
Perfect for emergency situations when you need power.
Activating your super restores 50% of your max energy
Handful of Shrapnel
Why are you collecting shrapnel?
Attacks have a 5% chance to cause bleeding
Medkit
Made with repurposed snake venom.
+5 healing
Aim Assist
Now you can use a controller.
Missing an attack gives you +10 accuracy for your next attack. Does not stack multiple times.
Rare trinket: Costs 1,500 materials.
Occult Charm
Glows with an unnatural power.
Your attacks deal 50% normal damage and 50% arcane damage
Three of Coins
Sold by a creepy hooded guy with tentacles coming from his face.
Killing a boss has a 5% chance to drop a mythical item
Libra Charm
You feel balanced.
Balances your stats by raising low ones and lowering high ones
Salt Shaker
You feel enraged.
Taking damage has a 25% chance to give +2 rage instead of +1
Strange Coin
This unusual coin is warm to the touch and vibrates gently in your hand.
+3% mythical drop rate
Legendary trinket: Costs 2,000 materials.
Curved Horn
DMG up
+5 ATK
Hallownest Seal
Another one?
Enemies you kill have a 25% chance to drop additional materials
Egg
AYERYBODY
RNG is slightly weighted in your favor
Bowl of Nails
No milk.
Attacking has a 5% chance to cause enemies to panic
Inversion Device
Distorts the area around itself.
All status effects applied to you are inverted
Mythical trinket: costs 2,500 materials.
Scorched Assault Rifle
This burned rifle still radiates with an incredible power.
+4 ATK
When equipped as Assault Gunner: Activating your super temporarily grants you +6 ATK
Orb of Harmony
Pass into the Iris.
+6 healing
When equipped as Medic: Allows you to target an ally with the orb, healing them for 2% of their
max HP every turn
15x Scope
Found in a crate that fell from the sky.
+10 accuracy
When equipped as Sniper: +6% critical hit chance
Cracked Shield
It kinda works...
+5 to all defenses
When equipped as Tank: +25% critical hit resistance
Rusted Wrench
Scavenged from Talos I.
Your critical hits deal less damage but stun enemies
When equipped as Engineer: Your constructions have higher stats
Sharp Plug
Charge with blood.
+15 max energy
When equipped as Specialist: When out of energy, using abilities will drain your health
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
JESUS! That son of a gun has over 400 HP! I pull out the Matador and Executioner and to quote Thor: Ragnarok, "I call these 2 babies Des and Troy." I then jump forward, Victory Trishoting the boss and the 2 weakest doods with these sweet guns. Ahhhhh sweet sweet Ragnarok and Disgaea 5... Wait, one of those doesn't- NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOOD!
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His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
I toss a chunk of the meteor that exploded earlier at the weakest enemy. It explodes on contact, for some extraterrestrial reason that I'm not even sure of.
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It throws the extremely high pressure canister onto the highest damage enemies. The canister explodes and using the magic that is adiabatic process, freezes the enemies.
JESUS! That son of a gun has over 400 HP! I pull out the Matador and Executioner and to quote Thor: Ragnarok, "I call these 2 babies Des and Troy." I then jump forward, Victory Trishoting the boss and the 2 weakest doods with these sweet guns. Ahhhhh sweet sweet Ragnarok and Disgaea 5... Wait, one of those doesn't- NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOOD!
Taking both weapons, you unleash a Trishot on Amelia, the combat medic, and the assassin, dealing 24 damage to Amelia, killing the combat medic, and missing the assassin! +52 XP! The medic drops 31 materials! Unfortunately, the Trishot also consumes the ammo in the Matador and Executioner.
I kick the strongest enemy so hard it flies into space. And by space I mean the space bar. this makes them jump so high they cease to exist and reappear next to Chuck Norris who summons a wood chuck that chucks wood at them
I toss a chunk of the meteor that exploded earlier at the weakest enemy. It explodes on contact, for some extraterrestrial reason that I'm not even sure of.
It throws the extremely high pressure canister onto the highest damage enemies. The canister explodes and using the magic that is adiabatic process, freezes the enemies.
I repair my Battle airship.
The grenadier, elite gunner, and juggernaut all take 10 and 10 damage! +32 XP! You also repair the battle airship for 6 HP. +3 XP.
I become baldi and the stronges enemy gets a test question wrong causiing me to kill them
Critical!
36 damage to Amelia! +20 XP!
My action: I hit the song-quoting gunner with Bleed Me Dry, dealing 12 damage and inflicting bleeding.
==[Enemy turn]==
Amelia thaws.
The song-quoting gunner takes 10 bleed damage and 10 burn damage. He then hammily shouts, "RULES OF NATURE!" and attempts to attack Winkins with a sword, but fails. He then starts muttering, "Wake me up inside..."
The empowered elite gunner throws his grenade at Winkins, dealing 31 damage to him and 25 damage to algot and Siege. This KOs algot.
The grenadier launches a grenade at the Spanish Inquisition radio, dealing 29 damage to it, along with 15 damage to the medical personnel and the battle airship.
The juggernaut blasts Bacon in the face with his shotgun, dealing 24 damage to him.
Due to the elite medic's healing presence, every enemy heals 5% of their HP. The medic then heals the juggernaut for 46 HP.
==[Ally turn]==
The medical personnel heals Winkins for 15 HP, renewing his regen.
The cardinals attack every enemy except the medic, dealing 7 damage to the song-quoting gunner and juggernaut, and 14 damage to every other target.
The battle airship fires its minigun at the elite medic for 12 damage.
WO Winkins [Sniper, Level 11] [XP: 868/700] [90 accuracy | 0 evasion] {In average cover} {Regenerating for 2 turns} {Critboosted for 1 turn} {Enraged for 2 attacks} {Level up available}
Bag of holding [Fiend Fire (1), After Image (1), Trip (1), Quick Slash (1), Neutralize (1), Zap Rifle, M11 AIR, Railgun, Conduit Armor, Capacitor armor (x2), Absurdly Heavy Armor, Aim Assist]
Objectives:
[X] Reach the Talon hideout
[ ] Enter the hideout
[ ] Eliminate the guards
Operations:
Carmageddon: Complete!
The Best Defense...: 0/9
Break the Line: 0/4
Grounded: Incomplete
Money: $12,665
Materials: 2,307
Shop:
AA Missiles [$300 | 2 uses]: Basic AA missiles that deal 12 damage to a single target. Can optionally spend an action locking onto a target, which grants perfect accuracy. Deals 50% more damage to airborne targets.
Flamethrower [$100 | 4 uses]: Deals (ATK x 1.25) as fire damage, and has a 30% chance to ignite the target. Random Bomb Generator [$150 | 1 use]: Randomly generate a number between 1 and 6. That many bombs will be thrown at random targets. SVD Stealth Sniper [$250 | 4 uses]: Deals 15 damage and has a 10% chance to land a headshot that instantly kills normal enemies. Headshots deal double damage to bosses and master level enemies. Yellow Ray [$400 | 1 use]: Instantly destroys an enemy. Any armor they were carrying will be dropped and equipped by the user. Only stuns bosses, and against master enemies, halves their current HP. Chemikaliewerfer [$250 | 4 uses]: Deals 10 damage and damages the target for a third of your ATK stat every turn for 3 turns. Never misses. Endermite Shotgun [$600 | 2 uses]: Fires Ender pearls, causing the user to teleport rapidly, giving every enemy a 40% chance of being distracted and damaged for the user's ATK stat. Afterwards, deals (ATK x 1.5) damage to a random enemy. The Debilitating Dagger [$900 | 3 uses]: Deals (ATK x 0.5) damage and permanently disables a selected ability. Deals 5 extra damage when disabling an ability. Disabling lasts for 2 turns on master enemies, and 1 turn for bosses. Only has a 50% chance to disable abilities on master enemies and bosses. Mobile Minigun Turret [$1,250 | 4 uses]: When purchased, spends a turn deploying itself. Afterwards, can be used by all players to deal (ATK x 1.2) damage to up to three targets in a line. Must be redeployed every wave, unless the team's location doesn't change between waves. Atom Bomb [$6,000 | 1 use]: Deals (ATK x 7) damage to all enemies, with damage reducing as targets get further away from the original target. Minimum damage is (ATK x 4). Survivors have a 20% chance to be afflicted by fallout, which deals 5 damage to them every turn for 3 turns. Shredder Saw [$400 | 3 uses]: When used with an attack, the attack will deal half damage to health, but deal double damage to armor and shields.
Combat Armor [$150 | 50 HP]: Provides 50 armor that absorbs 50% of incoming damage until broken. Shield [$125 | Variable HP]: Assume a defensive stance at the start of the next turn. While defending, all incoming damage is absorbed by the shield. HP is 75% of the team's average HP. Portable Cover [$90 | 1 use]: Creates a piece of average cover that can be used by either side. Venomdrive Armor [$850 | Variable HP]: Starts off providing no armor. When taking toxic damage, 40% of the damage dealt becomes HP for the armor, which provides 50% damage protection. Max armor is 300. While the user is poisoned, the status effect is converted into the Poisonous ability, allowing them to inflict poison with their attacks. Grants the option to generate your own poison, at the cost of (poison level2 x 2) HP. Zap Field [$500 | 1 use]: For 2 turns, players and allies gain a defensive field that deals electric damage to attackers. Damage depends on the user's ATK stat. Portable Rampart [$500 | 1 use]: Deploys a piece of decent cover that can only be used by the side that deploys it.
Flashbang [$200 | 1 use]: Blinds an enemy, drastically reducing their accuracy.
Medkit [$200 | 1 use]: Restore (heal x 2) HP to an ally.
Splash Potion of Healing [$90 | 1 use]: Throw to perform a minimum effectiveness heal to a primary target and both nearby targets. Smoke Grenade [$75 | 1 use]: Reduces an enemy's accuracy by 30. Essence of Life [$750 | 1 use]: Restores 10 HP and grants the target health regen for 3 turns. If the target is killed/KO'd during the regen, they will be revived with 10% of their max HP, and the effect ends. Potion of Invisibility [$600 | 1 use]: Turn a target invisible. While invisible, you can't be attacked or detected in stealth missions, and your next attack's damage is doubled. Cannot attack and use the potion at the same time. Poutine Gun [$500 | 3 uses]: Sticks a target in place, reducing their evasion by (evasion x 0.75) and giving them a 35% chance of not being able to attack on their turn. Smarter Nanobots [$850 | 3 uses]: Can be used to heal a target for 10% of their max HP every turn for 3 turns, while giving immunity to negative status effects for the duration. Cannot repair armor. Alternatively, can be used to damage a target for 10% of their max HP every turn for 4 turns. Worldedit Permissions [$650 | 1 use]: Edit a piece of cover or a hazard into existence. Lasts until the team moves to a new location. Mass Dispel [$1,500 | 1 use]: Disables the abilities of ALL non-boss enemies.
Time Warp [$800 | 1 use]: Grant an ally the ability to perform two actions in one post this turn.
Ender Mines [$4,000 | 1 use]: Set up a minefield that adds a 20% chance for any enemy attacks to fail for the rest of the mission. Does not affect bosses.
Data Card [$100 | 1 use]: Potentially secures an enemy's data bank entry.
Care Package [$300 | 1 use]: Airdrops a random item. EFLN [$75 | 1 use]: Throw to completely destroy ALL cover in the area, which will prevent players and enemies from using it. Card Pack [$125 | 1 use]: Gain 5 cards, each with their own effects. Portable Pitfall [$120 | 1 use]: Use to put an enemy into stasis for 2 turns. Enemies in stasis can't perform actions but can't be targeted. The effect will automatically end if the targeted enemy is the last one alive. Creeper Spawn Egg [$125 | 1 use]: Throw to spawn a creeper. After the enemy's turn, it will explode and damage the targeted enemy and both nearby enemies. Ammo Pack [$350 | 4 uses]: Can be used to restore uses to an item. Can be used multiple times at once. Laser Drone [$650 | 40 HP]: Deploys a drone equipped with a laser beam that deals 10 damage and has a 25% chance to pierce the target, hitting the next listed one. Spanish Inquisition Radio V2 [$750 | 50 HP]: Summon five cardinals of the ever-unexpected Spanish Inquisition. Every turn, they will either attack the same enemy for 7 damage each + a 20% stun chance, or each attack a different enemy for 7 damage each + a 20% chance to deal double damage. Lisharon Inc. Medical Personnel [$1,000 | Variable HP]: Summons a Lisharon Inc. medical personnel with HP equal to the user's. Every turn, will either attack, dealing 10 damage and inflicting a random status effect, or heal for 15 HP + 3 turns of regen. Every 3 turns, will brew tea instead of doing anything. Crit-a-Cola [$750 | 1 use]: When used, your next attack is guaranteed to be a critical hit. However, you can't attack or heal on the same turn you use it, and if you get KO'd before you get to attack, the boost is wasted. Can only be used on yourself.
Proxy Slimesling [$500 | 1 use]: Launches an enemy into next Sunday, which manifests itself as launching them to the next wave. Cannot be used on the final wave of a mission.
Mob Pirates [$1,250 | 1 use]: Summon third party entities for the next 3 waves that are hostile to all units.
Common weapon: Costs 500 materials.
Burst Rifle
Burst-fire assault rifle. Simple, but effective.
+1 ATK
90 accuracy
Has a 30% chance to hit twice, with the second hit having -10 accuracy
Marksman Rifle
Semi-automatic rifle. Accurate and deadly.
+2 ATK
100 accuracy
Revolver
Revolvers are always cooler.
+5 ATK
80 accuracy
Carbine
Rapid fire assault weapon. Good for close range engagements.
+0 ATK
85 accuracy
Can target four enemies instead of three
Heavy Rifle
High impact rifle. Well suited for stronger targets.
+0 ATK
90 accuracy
Increases damage cap (7x ATK instead of 5x)
Heavy Pistol
High impact sidearm. Packs a decent punch for its size.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 10% more damage
Grenade Launcher
Standard issue explosive weapon. Effective at crowd control.
+4 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 20% damage to nearby targets.
Precision Rifle
Highly accurate rifle. Deals high damage to a single target.
+4 ATK
100 accuracy
Can only hit one enemy at a time
Zap Rifle
Standard factory made zap rifle.
+1 ATK
85 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to zap another enemy
Uncommon weapon: Costs 1,000 materials.
MS34 Shieldbreaker
A powerful assault rifle designed to punch through enemy armor.
+2 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 15% more damage through armor
AW44-C
A high output SMG that favors fire rate over all else.
+0 ATK
80 accuracy
Can target six enemies instead of three
Incendiary Shotgun
A standard issue shotgun, modified to shoot flaming buckshot.
+3 ATK
85 accuracy
Deals fire damage
Attacks have a 20% chance to ignite target
Railgun
A heavy rifle designed to fire metal rods, heated to a white hot temperature.
+5 ATK
95 accuracy
M11 AIR
High impact anti-infantry rifle. Good for keeping standard enemies in check.
+3 ATK
90 accuracy
Can suppress a single enemy, reducing their accuracy
Seeker Rifle
Prototype scouting device that outlines targets.
+1 ATK
85 accuracy
Hitting an enemy scans them, increasing their damage taken by 10%
Shrapnel Launcher
A basic grenade launcher, modified to shoot shards of jagged metal.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Attacks have a 25% chance to cause bleeding
Jammer Gun (1 in storage)
A semi-automatic rifle that fires electromagnetic ammunition.
+1 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 25% more damage to robotic enemies
Rare weapon: Costs 1,500 materials.
Stinger
Actually a giant bee stinger.
+4 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 5% more damage through armor
Has a 25% chance to poison target
Double Barrel Shotgun
This is my boomstick!
+6 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage to enemy armor
Has a 15% chance to hit a random nearby enemy
Panic Knife
Everybody stay calm.
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 20% more damage
Automatically attack enemies that hit you with reduced damage
Broadsword
I fight for honor, not with honor!
+5 ATK
90 accuracy
Has a 20% chance to cause bleeding
While held, you deal more damage with environmental hazards
Giant Syringe
I just need a blood sample...
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Reduces target's damage output
Has a 15% chance to cause target to panic
Dragonslayer's Spear
Once belonged to a warrior who was one half of a terrifying duo.
+5 ATK
95 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to galvanize target
Can perform a powerful impaling attack that costs 30 energy
M6 Carnifex
Given to you by an alien doctor as a token of good faith.
+7 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage through armor
Deals 10% more damage to armor
Thorn
To rend one's enemies is to see them not as equals, but objects: hollow of spirit and meaning.
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Deals toxic damage
Inflicts minor poisoning
Custom Zap Rifle
More added shock than your regular rifle.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to zap another enemy
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Legendary weapon: Costs 2,000 materials.
Matador 64
A sickeningly powerful weapon that once terrorized many a battlefield.
+9 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage through armor
Big Stick
Speak softly...
+4 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 15% more damage to armor
Has a 20% chance to stun or confuse enemies
Book of Insults
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names leave psychological wounds that never heal.
+3 ATK
105 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to ignore armor
Has a 10% chance to demoralize the target
Steel Dragon
Laser beams. Laser beams everywhere.
+0 ATK
90 accuracy
Always hits at least two enemies at once
Can target six enemies instead of just three
Leecher
The enemies lose their lives, and you get to keep yours. Win-win.
+3 ATK
85 accuracy
40% of damage dealt is returned to you as health
Critical hits heal you for 65% of the damage dealt
Sorcerer's Staff
What problem can't be solved with magic?
+3 ATK
80 accuracy
Inflicts a random status condition
Eden's Soul
...
Becomes a random weapon every mission
The Young Wolf's Howl
"To the first of the new Iron Lords." - Lord Saladin
+4 ATK
85 accuracy
Causes target to take more damage from all sources
Zap Rifle Cannon
When you want more of a shocking splash...
+4 ATK
80 accuracy
Has a 40% chance to zap up to four enemies
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Mythical weapon: Costs 2,500 materials.
Deathslayer's Blade
A sword forged in human blood. You can barely make out the "359" etched into the blade.
+10 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 2.5x damage instead of 2x
Kills with this weapon temporarily grant +5 ATK
Kills with this weapon heal you for 5% of your max HP
Biotic Rifle
Kill enemies or heal allies? Why not both?
+4 ATK
95 accuracy
This weapon heals allies when used on them
Ignores enemy armor
Executioner
Let's just skip judge and jury.
+9 ATK
110 accuracy
+10% critical hit chance
+25% damage dealt to enemies with less than half health (less than 25% HP for bosses)
Kills with this weapon grant +15 accuracy for your next attack
Unpaid Debt
You owe me.
+7 ATK
85 accuracy
The lower your HP is, the more damage this weapon deals
Has a 25% chance to stun the target if they just attacked you
The Reanimator
Their loss is your gain.
+3 ATK
90 accuracy
Killing an enemy reanimates them into a temporary ally
Reanimated enemies deal more damage
The Gathering Storm
Unleash its wrath.
+5 ATK
90 accuracy
Taking damage changes this weapon's damage type to match that of the attack that hit you
Has a 20% chance to inflict a status condition that matches your current damage type
Outbreak Prime
"I've done the math. When you pull the trigger, one plus one equals zero. Every time." - Shiro-4
+4 ATK
85 accuracy
Dealing damage has a 25% chance to spawn a swarm of SIVA mites
Kills with this weapon spawn a swarm of SIVA mites
Time's Strife
The assault rifle of a Timekeeper. A very dangerous weapons in good hands.
+7 ATK
110 accuracy
If the wielder is KO'd, they may use a Time Charge to resurrect.
The wielder may also use a Time Charge to revive an ally or fully heal their wounds.
If the whole party is wiped, the wielder can use 3 Time Charges to revive the whole party.
Time charges are built with creative time attacks.
Thunder Clap
A clap of actual thunder was molded into this rifle.
+11 ATK
90 accuracy
Always hits two enemies
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Common armor: Costs 500 materials.
Ballistic Vest
Basic vest designed to resist incoming bullets.
+10 HP
+10 physical resistance
Fireproof Plating
Plated armor designed to resist high temperatures.
+10 HP
+10 fire resistance
Insulated Armor
Insulated to protect against extreme cold.
+10 HP
+10 ice resistance
Conduit Armor
Armor resistant to high voltage.
+10 HP
+10 electric resistance
Flak Jacket
Basic armor that resists explosions.
+10 HP
+10 explosive resistance
Gas Mask
Standard issue gas mask that protects against toxic gases.
+10 HP
+10 toxic resistance
Wizard Robes
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
+10 HP
+10 arcane resistance
Uncommon armor: Costs 1,000 materials.
Armor of Thorns
Armor coated in a thick patch of thorns. Said to be worn by a member of the Darkwraiths.
+10 HP
Enemies that attack you take 10 physical damage
Ridiculously Heavy Armor
Provides great protection, but is absurdly heavy. How do you even wear it?
+25 HP
+5 to all resistances
Any attack directed at you is guaranteed to hit
Capacitor Armor
Comes with two rechargable battery packs.
+20 max energy
+10 energy regen per turn
Medical Armor
Armor equipped with a regeneration module that rapidly heals your wounds.
Regenerate 5% of your max HP every turn
Marksman Visor
A modified visor that highlights enemies and tracks their movements.
+10 accuracy
Munitions Vest
Has plenty of extra pockets to store ammunition.
+5 HP
Gives all items an extra use
Lightweight Armor
Lighter armor that provides greater mobility.
+5 HP
+10 evasion
Rare armor: Costs 1,500 materials.
Irradiated Armor
It's probably safe...
+5 HP
Enemies that attack you receive radiation poisoning
Serpent Suit
Somehow linked to ice.
+5 ice resistance
Gives you one use of the Frostbite ability, allowing you to freeze an enemy
Wings of Sacred Dawn
There will come a day when the light will never fade.
+10 HP
Gives you the Angel of Light ability, allowing you to become airborne for a turn
Armor of Bone
The most metal of attire.
+10 HP
Has a 40% chance to unnerve a random enemy every wave
Armor of Shadow
You merely adopted the darkness.
+10 evasion
Enemies will not target you until you attack or are the last player standing
Hideous Armor
It looks absolutely disgusting.
+5 HP
-1 max rage (allows you to enrage quicker)
No Armor
What are you thinking?
-10 HP
Has a 25% chance to confuse a random enemy every wave
Legendary armor: Costs 2,000 materials.
WAR Suit
Used to liberate earth from an oppressive alien rule.
+10 HP
+10 armor
Gives you the Blaster Launcher ability, allowing you to fire a powerful explosive
Fortified Armor
Designed to protect all the weak points.
+15 HP
Enemies that attack you have a lower critical hit chance
Enemy critical hits against you deal less damage
Templar Armor
Feel the power of the Templars.
+10 HP
+5 evasion
Gives you the Rend ability, allowing you to perform a powerful melee attack
Armored Armor
Armor armored with more armor!
+10 HP
+50 armor
Eden's Blessing
Your future shines brighter.
Turns into a random piece of armor every mission
FTL Rig
Best rig.
+10 evasion
Gives you the Phase Shift ability, allowing you to avoid damage by shifting into another
dimension
Overly Protective Armor
It worries about you.
+15 HP
Makes you immune to all status effects, positive or negative
Mythical armor: Costs 2,500 materials.
Armor of the Blood Knight
The crimson sigil on the front may or may not be painted in blood.
+15 HP
Dealing damage returns 10% of the damage dealt to you as health
Killing an enemy with excessive damage has a 15% chance to deal the extra damage to a random
enemy
When equipped as Assault Gunner: +10% ATK, and every kill has a 10% chance to instantly max your
rage
Robes of the Healer
These robes radiate with a powerful medicating energy.
+10 HP
+10 healing
Healing an ally grants them health regeneration (stacks with Medic's Invigorate ability)
When equipped as Medic: +10% healing, and converts your super into a powerful healing move that
affects all allies
Mask of the Marksman
This mask was worn by a legendary marksman who never missed his mark.
+10 HP
+15 accuracy
+5% critical hit chance
When equipped as Sniper: +10 accuracy, and critical hits deal 50% more damage
Crest of the Defender
A powerful knight once bore this crest. Legends say his alles never knew harm.
+25 HP
+25 armor
+5 to all resistances
When equipped as Tank: +10 to all resistances, and taking damage while guarding an ally charges
your super
Armor of Turrets
You are your own defense network.
+10 HP
Fires at a random enemy every turn, dealing (ATK x 0.5) damage to them
Fires at enemies that attack you, dealing (ATK x 0.5) damage to them
When equipped as Engineer: Your turrets can fire two shots, each dealing 75% of their normal
damage
Armor of Boundless Light
There are some flames that even the darkness cannot contain.
+10 HP
+25 max energy
+15 energy regeneration
Using an ability has a 20% chance to cost half energy
When equipped as Specialist: +15 max energy, and allows you to use your super early for a large
energy cost
Titan Mark
At close quarters, a fist is better than any gun.
+15 HP
+25 armor
Replaces your super with Fist of Havoc, a powerful attack that damages multiple enemies
Hunter Cloak
Tell the warlocks your cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand.
+10 HP
+10 evasion
Replaces your super with the Golden Gun, a deadly attack that can target up to three enemies
Warlock Bond
Those who have stared into the void are not bound by the laws of space and time.
+5 HP
Restores 5 HP to you every turn
Replaces your super with Stormtrance, which temporarily allows you to perform multiple electric
attacks in a single turn
Common trinket: Costs 500 materials.
Eyeglasses
Prescription glasses. You may or may not actually need them.
+5 accuracy
Distortion Field
Experimental device that distorts the area around you.
+5 evasion
Instructional Booklet
"Bullets go into the enemies, not you." - Excerpt from Incredibly Obvious Advice Monthly
+10% XP gain
Exploded Rocket
Casing from a used rocket. The RPG kind, not the spacefaring kind.
+15% damage dealt to airborne enemies
Laser Sight
Really just a laser pointer taped to your gun.
+3% critical hit chance
Uncommon trinket: Costs 1,000 materials.
Blind Rage
Blind to damage
Taking damage makes you less likely to be targeted again for the rest of that turn
Portable Generator
Perfect for emergency situations when you need power.
Activating your super restores 50% of your max energy
Handful of Shrapnel
Why are you collecting shrapnel?
Attacks have a 5% chance to cause bleeding
Medkit
Made with repurposed snake venom.
+5 healing
Aim Assist
Now you can use a controller.
Missing an attack gives you +10 accuracy for your next attack. Does not stack multiple times.
Rare trinket: Costs 1,500 materials.
Occult Charm
Glows with an unnatural power.
Your attacks deal 50% normal damage and 50% arcane damage
Three of Coins
Sold by a creepy hooded guy with tentacles coming from his face.
Killing a boss has a 5% chance to drop a mythical item
Libra Charm
You feel balanced.
Balances your stats by raising low ones and lowering high ones
Salt Shaker
You feel enraged.
Taking damage has a 25% chance to give +2 rage instead of +1
Strange Coin
This unusual coin is warm to the touch and vibrates gently in your hand.
+3% mythical drop rate
Legendary trinket: Costs 2,000 materials.
Curved Horn
DMG up
+5 ATK
Hallownest Seal
Another one?
Enemies you kill have a 25% chance to drop additional materials
Egg
AYERYBODY
RNG is slightly weighted in your favor
Bowl of Nails
No milk.
Attacking has a 5% chance to cause enemies to panic
Inversion Device
Distorts the area around itself.
All status effects applied to you are inverted
Mythical trinket: costs 2,500 materials.
Scorched Assault Rifle
This burned rifle still radiates with an incredible power.
+4 ATK
When equipped as Assault Gunner: Activating your super temporarily grants you +6 ATK
Orb of Harmony
Pass into the Iris.
+6 healing
When equipped as Medic: Allows you to target an ally with the orb, healing them for 2% of their
max HP every turn
15x Scope
Found in a crate that fell from the sky.
+10 accuracy
When equipped as Sniper: +6% critical hit chance
Cracked Shield
It kinda works...
+5 to all defenses
When equipped as Tank: +25% critical hit resistance
Rusted Wrench
Scavenged from Talos I.
Your critical hits deal less damage but stun enemies
When equipped as Engineer: Your constructions have higher stats
Sharp Plug
Charge with blood.
+15 max energy
When equipped as Specialist: When out of energy, using abilities will drain your health
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Song-Quoting Gunner: Light ‘em up up up, Light ‘em up up up, Light ‘em up up up, I’M A FIYAH!”
Que the gunner literally becoming a fire.
I then evade a few shots as I duck behind the nearby cover
I gasp at the amount of firepower the enemy has and get to cover...
"L-looks like I'll need to start u-using my energy... Time to s-splurge!"
Behind the cover I meditate to trigger my Critboost.
I grab the schematic, run into cover, then supresses Amelia Moroff.
Are these enemies with names considered mini-bosses, or are the names just there for some extra flavoring? And what's with the "song-quoting" title anyway?
I use another basic attack on any vulnerable enemy.
"GUESS WHO'S BACK! BACK AGAIN!"
Suddenly, a meteor falls from the sky, and a certain song is heard coming from it.
"BACON'S BACK! TELL A FRIEND!"
Well, a modified version at least.
The meteor explodes, and before anyone can understand what on Earth is going on, I burst from the center of the falling rock and throw a midair Snapfreeze at Amelia, use my spear to land on the ground only to vault back into the air, dab in midair, then land one last time superhero style.
"So what'd I miss?"
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The master juggernaut is encased, and the battleship fires its laser cannon at the master juggernaut, dealing
She's encased, so you hit the elite grenadier instead, dealing
You take cover and ignite the song-quoting gunner! +8 XP!
You take cover and activate your critboost!
You grab the schematic, take cover, and suppress the elite gunner (since Amelia is encased).
Master enemies are basically minibosses, and the names are there for extra flavor. The song-quoting gunner is a specially trained enemy, which gains some additional perks. They're basically champions from the Binding of Isaac, or eximus enemies from Warframe.
You shoot the elite gunner, dealing
Welcome back!
You snapfreeze Amelia, keeping her frozen for longer!
You didn't miss much. Right now, we're trying to sabotage some Talon air vehicles.
My action: I toss Gold into a river of whatever liquid makes generic healing potions, healing him for 15 HP.
==[Enemy turn]==
Amelia's encasement wears off, but she remains frozen.
The song-quoting gunner takes
10 burn damage. He then decides to embrace the flame, shouting, "Baptized in fire, 40:1!" Suddenly, a massive wave of fire engulfs the battlefield, dealing 
6 damage to all players.
The elite gunner fires at and destroys algot's turret.
One sniper takes a shot at Stickcrafter, dealing
42 damage.
The other fires at the battle airship for
46 damage.
The elite grenadier launches a grenade at algot, dealing
29 damage to him and 
15 damage to Stickcrafter and Winkins.
The normal juggernaut attempts to shoulder charge Bacon, but misses.
The assassin attempts to stab the thermoshadow and misses.
The elite medic regenerates 15 HP. He then heals the sniper for 46 HP.
The combat medic empowers the elite gunner.
==[Ally turn]==
The medical personnel notices all the enemies, and decides he needs to brew some tea for them.
The cardinals gang up on Amelia, but three miss, dealing a total of
10 damage.
Elite gunner [bullets] Micro turret
Players:
[+|==========] 65/71 [Weapon: Book of Insults] [Armor: Armor of Thorns] [Trinket: Distortion Field] [ATK| 13] [Heal| 14] [Rage: 3/10]
[E|==========] 60/60 [Items| SVD Stealth Sniper (1/4)] [SUPER| Ubercharge: 112/120]
[Critical Heal] [Medical Grenade: 25] [Bleed Me Dry: 25] [Cure: 30] [Stun Strike: 30] [Perk: Aggression]
[+|==========] 82/107 [Weapon: Ragnarok] [Armor: Munitions Vest] [Trinket: Aim Assist] [ATK| 24] [Heal| 11] [Rage: 3/10]
[E|==========] 105/105 [Items| Flamethrower (4/7), Endermite Shotgun (4/5), Ancient Potion (2/3), Matador 64 (2/3), Executioner (3/3), Overly Protective Armor] [SUPER| Bullet Storm: 55/150]
[Lock and Load] [Critical Shot: 20] [Trishot: 25] [Suppress: 25] [Perk: Fully Loaded] [Enhanced Battery III] [Conditioning III] [Agility I]
[+|==========] 62/68 [Weapon: Dragonslayer's Spear] [Armor: Lightweight armor] [Trinket: Egg] [ATK| 21] [Heal| 10] [Rage: 3/10]
[E|==========] 30/80 [Items| Tranquilizer Gun (3/3), Sunlight Spear (3/3), Charcoal Pine Resin (3/3)] [SUPER| Power Surge: 66/140]
[Electric Burst II: 20] [Snapfreeze: 25] [Rapid Recharge] [Grapple: 25] [Lightning Charge: 30] [Perk: Energetic] [Perk: Skilled] [Agility II]
[+|==========] 70/70 [Weapon: Shotgun] [Armor: Basic armor] [Trinket: none] [ATK| 6] [Heal| 3] [Rage: 0/10]
[E|==========] 55/55 [Items| Deployable shield (1/1)] [SUPER| Damage Sponge: 0/120]
[Guardian] [Defensive Field: 25]
[+|==========] 71/102 [Weapon: Heavy Rifle] [Armor: Gas Mask] [Trinket: Instructional Booklet] [ATK| 14] [Heal| 9] [Rage: 3/10]
[E|==========] 40/65 [Items| Flamethrower (2/5), SVD Stealth Sniper (5/5)] [SUPER| Bullet Storm: 72/150]
[Lock and Load] [Critical Shot: 20] [Armor Breaker] [Suppress: 25] [Perk: Vitality] [Toxic Resist]
[+|==========] 24/59 [Weapon: Stinger] [Armor: Basic armor] [Trinket: Distortion Field] [ATK| 17] [Heal| 6] [Rage: 4/10]
[E|==========] 80/80 [Items| None] [SUPER| Overdrive: 99/130]
[Micro Turret: 25] [Shield Projector: 25] [Improved Tech] [Built to Last] [Perk: Energetic]
[+|==========] 30/52 [Weapon: Double Barrel Shotgun] [Armor: Marksman visor] [Trinket: Portable Generator] [ATK| 26] [Heal| 10] [Rage: 8/10]
[E|==========] 75/110 [Items| Heavy Rifle, Flak Jacket, Instructional Booklet] [SUPER| Aimbot: 135/135]
[Crackshot] [Headshot II: 20] [Piercing Shot II: 25] [Trickshot: 25] [Critboost: 35] [Energy Drain: Ready] [Perk: Skilled] [Perk: Rechargeable Battery] [Enhanced Battery III] [Regenerative Battery II]
[+|==========] 49/55 [Weapon: Thunder Clap] [Armor: Basic armor] [Trinket: none] [ATK| 26] [Heal| 6] [Rage: 5/10]
[E|==========] 60/60 [Items| None] [SUPER| Overdrive: 130/130]
[Micro Turret: 25] [Shield Projector: 25] [Improved Tech] [Perk: Aggression]
[+|==========] 69/72 [Weapon: Assault Rifle] [Armor: Wizard Robes] [Trinket: none] [ATK| 13] [Heal| 8] [Rage: 1/10]
[E|==========] 60/60 [Items| None] [SUPER| Bullet Storm: 98/150]
[Lock and Load] [Critical Shot: 20] [Dual Shot: 25] [Perk: Skilled] [Arcane Resist]
Enemies:
Amelia Moroff, master juggernaut [90 accuracy | 0 evasion] {Frozen for 1 turn}
[HP: 438/450] {Armor: 111/125} [Resistances:
25| 
0| 
12| 
12| 
0| 
0| 
0]
[Fortify III: 3/3] [Sealed Armor] [Distract: 3/3] [Defend: 2/2]
Elite song-quoting gunner [Level 12 | 90 accuracy | 10 evasion] {Burning for 1 turn}
[HP: 89/94] {Armor: 31/36} [Resistances:
5| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
10| 
0| 
0]
[Musical Master]
Elite gunner [Level 9 | 89 accuracy | 9 evasion] {Empowered for 2 turns}
[HP: 70/82] {Armor: 20/33} [Resistances:
5| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
10| 
0| 
0]
[Frag Grenade II: 1/1]
Sniper [Level 12 | 95 accuracy | -3 evasion]
[HP: 31/31] [Resistances:
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0]
[Deadeye I] [Incapacitate: Ready]
Sniper [Level 14 | 96 accuracy | -2 evasion]
[HP: 33/33] [Resistances:
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
10| 
0| 
0]
[Deadeye I] [Incapacitate: Ready]
Elite grenadier [Level 8 | 83 accuracy | 3 evasion]
[HP: 82/71] {Armor: 17/27} [Resistances:
0| 
10| 
0| 
0| 
20| 
0| 
0]
[Explosive Payload II] [Flashbang I: 1/1]
Juggernaut [Level 13 | 86 accuracy | 3 evasion]
[HP: 98/98] {Armor: 32/32} [Resistances:
10| 
0| 
5| 
5| 
0| 
0| 
0]
[Fortify I: 3/3] [Distract: 3/3]
Assassin [Level 12 | 90 accuracy | 23 evasion]
[HP: 41/41] [Resistances:
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
-10| 
0| 
0]
[Sharpened Blade I] [Critical Strike: 2/2]
Elite medic [Level 9 | ∞ accuracy | 10 evasion]
[HP: 58/58] [Resistances:
0| 
5| 
5| 
5| 
0| 
15| 
0]
[Regenerating II] [Healing Presence]
Combat medic [Level 9 | ∞ accuracy | 7 evasion]
[HP: 22/48] [Resistances:
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
10| 
0]
[Doctor Assisted Homicide]
Allies:
Lisharon Inc Medical Personnel [HP: 69/94] [Turns until tea: 0]
Spanish Inquisition radio [HP: 50/50]
Battle airship [HP: 77/100] {Armor: 2/25} [Flares: 3/3] [Afterburner: 3/3] [Minigun: ∞] [Laser cannon: 4/5] [Rocket launcher: 5/5]
Thermoshadow [HP: 100/100] [Intensity: 100%] [XP: 0/200] [Refractive Armor: 15%, ready] [Adiabatic Grenade I: 30%] [Nitrogen Shards I: 15%] [Shatter Bolt I: 45%] [Encase: 5 turns] [Fire Barrage: 1 turn] [Oneshot Guard] [Damage Hex] [Phoenix Rebirth I]
Camp [HP: 450/450] {Provides space for 3 large constructions}
Other:
Barricade [HP: 356/400] {Average cover} [Miner, Winkins, Stickcrafter]
Storage crate
Weapon crate
Bag of holding [Fiend Fire (1), After Image (1), Trip (1), Quick Slash (1), Neutralize (1), Zap Rifle, M11 AIR, Conduit Armor, Capacitor armor (x2), Absurdly Heavy Armor, Aim Assist]
Objectives:
[X] Reach the Talon hideout
[ ] Enter the hideout
[ ] Eliminate the guards
Operations:
Carmageddon: Complete!
The Best Defense...: 0/9
Break the Line: 0/4
Grounded: Incomplete
Money: $12,665
Materials: 2,139
Shop:
Flamethrower [$100 | 4 uses]: Deals (ATK x 1.25) as fire damage, and has a 30% chance to ignite the target.
Random Bomb Generator [$150 | 1 use]: Randomly generate a number between 1 and 6. That many bombs will be thrown at random targets.
SVD Stealth Sniper [$250 | 4 uses]: Deals 15 damage and has a 10% chance to land a headshot that instantly kills normal enemies. Headshots deal double damage to bosses and master level enemies.
Yellow Ray [$400 | 1 use]: Instantly destroys an enemy. Any armor they were carrying will be dropped and equipped by the user. Only stuns bosses, and against master enemies, halves their current HP.
Chemikaliewerfer [$250 | 4 uses]: Deals 10 damage and damages the target for a third of your ATK stat every turn for 3 turns. Never misses.
Endermite Shotgun [$600 | 2 uses]: Fires Ender pearls, causing the user to teleport rapidly, giving every enemy a 40% chance of being distracted and damaged for the user's ATK stat. Afterwards, deals (ATK x 1.5) damage to a random enemy.
The Debilitating Dagger [$900 | 3 uses]: Deals (ATK x 0.5) damage and permanently disables a selected ability. Deals 5 extra damage when disabling an ability. Disabling lasts for 2 turns on master enemies, and 1 turn for bosses. Only has a 50% chance to disable abilities on master enemies and bosses.
Mobile Minigun Turret [$1,250 | 4 uses]: When purchased, spends a turn deploying itself. Afterwards, can be used by all players to deal (ATK x 1.2) damage to up to three targets in a line. Must be redeployed every wave, unless the team's location doesn't change between waves.
Atom Bomb [$6,000 | 1 use]: Deals (ATK x 7) damage to all enemies, with damage reducing as targets get further away from the original target. Minimum damage is (ATK x 4). Survivors have a 20% chance to be afflicted by fallout, which deals 5 damage to them every turn for 3 turns.
Shredder Saw [$400 | 3 uses]: When used with an attack, the attack will deal half damage to health, but deal double damage to armor and shields.
Shield [$125 | Variable HP]: Assume a defensive stance at the start of the next turn. While defending, all incoming damage is absorbed by the shield. HP is 75% of the team's average HP.
Portable Cover [$90 | 1 use]: Creates a piece of average cover that can be used by either side.
Venomdrive Armor [$850 | Variable HP]: Starts off providing no armor. When taking toxic damage, 40% of the damage dealt becomes HP for the armor, which provides 50% damage protection. Max armor is 300. While the user is poisoned, the status effect is converted into the Poisonous ability, allowing them to inflict poison with their attacks. Grants the option to generate your own poison, at the cost of (poison level2 x 2) HP.
Zap Field [$500 | 1 use]: For 2 turns, players and allies gain a defensive field that deals electric damage to attackers. Damage depends on the user's ATK stat.
Portable Rampart [$500 | 1 use]: Deploys a piece of decent cover that can only be used by the side that deploys it.
Medkit [$200 | 1 use]: Restore (heal x 2) HP to an ally.
Splash Potion of Healing [$90 | 1 use]: Throw to perform a minimum effectiveness heal to a primary target and both nearby targets.
Smoke Grenade [$75 | 1 use]: Reduces an enemy's accuracy by 30.
Essence of Life [$750 | 1 use]: Restores 10 HP and grants the target health regen for 3 turns. If the target is killed/KO'd during the regen, they will be revived with 10% of their max HP, and the effect ends.
Potion of Invisibility [$600 | 1 use]: Turn a target invisible. While invisible, you can't be attacked or detected in stealth missions, and your next attack's damage is doubled. Cannot attack and use the potion at the same time.
Poutine Gun [$500 | 3 uses]: Sticks a target in place, reducing their evasion by (evasion x 0.75) and giving them a 35% chance of not being able to attack on their turn.
Smarter Nanobots [$850 | 3 uses]: Can be used to heal a target for 10% of their max HP every turn for 3 turns, while giving immunity to negative status effects for the duration. Cannot repair armor. Alternatively, can be used to damage a target for 10% of their max HP every turn for 4 turns.
Worldedit Permissions [$650 | 1 use]: Edit a piece of cover or a hazard into existence. Lasts until the team moves to a new location.
Mass Dispel [$1,500 | 1 use]: Disables the abilities of ALL non-boss enemies.
Homing Endspeed Imbue [$600 | 1 use]: Grants perfect accuracy for 2 turns.
Time Warp [$800 | 1 use]: Grant an ally the ability to perform two actions in one post this turn.
Ender Mines [$4,000 | 1 use]: Set up a minefield that adds a 20% chance for any enemy attacks to fail for the rest of the mission. Does not affect bosses.
Care Package [$300 | 1 use]: Airdrops a random item.
EFLN [$75 | 1 use]: Throw to completely destroy ALL cover in the area, which will prevent players and enemies from using it.
Card Pack [$125 | 1 use]: Gain 5 cards, each with their own effects.
Portable Pitfall [$120 | 1 use]: Use to put an enemy into stasis for 2 turns. Enemies in stasis can't perform actions but can't be targeted. The effect will automatically end if the targeted enemy is the last one alive.
Creeper Spawn Egg [$125 | 1 use]: Throw to spawn a creeper. After the enemy's turn, it will explode and damage the targeted enemy and both nearby enemies.
Ammo Pack [$350 | 4 uses]: Can be used to restore uses to an item. Can be used multiple times at once.
Laser Drone [$650 | 40 HP]: Deploys a drone equipped with a laser beam that deals 10 damage and has a 25% chance to pierce the target, hitting the next listed one.
Spanish Inquisition Radio V2 [$750 | 50 HP]: Summon five cardinals of the ever-unexpected Spanish Inquisition. Every turn, they will either attack the same enemy for 7 damage each + a 20% stun chance, or each attack a different enemy for 7 damage each + a 20% chance to deal double damage.
Lisharon Inc. Medical Personnel [$1,000 | Variable HP]: Summons a Lisharon Inc. medical personnel with HP equal to the user's. Every turn, will either attack, dealing 10 damage and inflicting a random status effect, or heal for 15 HP + 3 turns of regen. Every 3 turns, will brew tea instead of doing anything.
Crit-a-Cola [$750 | 1 use]: When used, your next attack is guaranteed to be a critical hit. However, you can't attack or heal on the same turn you use it, and if you get KO'd before you get to attack, the boost is wasted. Can only be used on yourself.
Proxy Slimesling [$500 | 1 use]: Launches an enemy into next Sunday, which manifests itself as launching them to the next wave. Cannot be used on the final wave of a mission.
Mob Pirates [$1,250 | 1 use]: Summon third party entities for the next 3 waves that are hostile to all units.
Burst Rifle
Burst-fire assault rifle. Simple, but effective.
+1 ATK
90 accuracy
Has a 30% chance to hit twice, with the second hit having -10 accuracy
Marksman Rifle
Semi-automatic rifle. Accurate and deadly.
+2 ATK
100 accuracy
Revolver
Revolvers are always cooler.
+5 ATK
80 accuracy
Carbine
Rapid fire assault weapon. Good for close range engagements.
+0 ATK
85 accuracy
Can target four enemies instead of three
Heavy Rifle
High impact rifle. Well suited for stronger targets.
+0 ATK
90 accuracy
Increases damage cap (7x ATK instead of 5x)
Heavy Pistol
High impact sidearm. Packs a decent punch for its size.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 10% more damage
Grenade Launcher
Standard issue explosive weapon. Effective at crowd control.
+4 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 20% damage to nearby targets.
Precision Rifle
Highly accurate rifle. Deals high damage to a single target.
+4 ATK
100 accuracy
Can only hit one enemy at a time
Zap Rifle
Standard factory made zap rifle.
+1 ATK
85 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to zap another enemy
Uncommon weapon: Costs 1,000 materials.
MS34 Shieldbreaker
A powerful assault rifle designed to punch through enemy armor.
+2 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 15% more damage through armor
AW44-C
A high output SMG that favors fire rate over all else.
+0 ATK
80 accuracy
Can target six enemies instead of three
Incendiary Shotgun
A standard issue shotgun, modified to shoot flaming buckshot.
+3 ATK
85 accuracy
Deals fire damage
Attacks have a 20% chance to ignite target
Railgun
A heavy rifle designed to fire metal rods, heated to a white hot temperature.
+5 ATK
95 accuracy
M11 AIR
High impact anti-infantry rifle. Good for keeping standard enemies in check.
+3 ATK
90 accuracy
Can suppress a single enemy, reducing their accuracy
Seeker Rifle
Prototype scouting device that outlines targets.
+1 ATK
85 accuracy
Hitting an enemy scans them, increasing their damage taken by 10%
Shrapnel Launcher
A basic grenade launcher, modified to shoot shards of jagged metal.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Attacks have a 25% chance to cause bleeding
Jammer Gun (1 in storage)
A semi-automatic rifle that fires electromagnetic ammunition.
+1 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 25% more damage to robotic enemies
Rare weapon: Costs 1,500 materials.
Stinger
Actually a giant bee stinger.
+4 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 5% more damage through armor
Has a 25% chance to poison target
Double Barrel Shotgun
This is my boomstick!
+6 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage to enemy armor
Has a 15% chance to hit a random nearby enemy
Panic Knife
Everybody stay calm.
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 20% more damage
Automatically attack enemies that hit you with reduced damage
Broadsword
I fight for honor, not with honor!
+5 ATK
90 accuracy
Has a 20% chance to cause bleeding
While held, you deal more damage with environmental hazards
Giant Syringe
I just need a blood sample...
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Reduces target's damage output
Has a 15% chance to cause target to panic
Dragonslayer's Spear
Once belonged to a warrior who was one half of a terrifying duo.
+5 ATK
95 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to galvanize target
Can perform a powerful impaling attack that costs 30 energy
M6 Carnifex
Given to you by an alien doctor as a token of good faith.
+7 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage through armor
Deals 10% more damage to armor
Thorn
To rend one's enemies is to see them not as equals, but objects: hollow of spirit and meaning.
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Deals toxic damage
Inflicts minor poisoning
Custom Zap Rifle
More added shock than your regular rifle.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to zap another enemy
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Legendary weapon: Costs 2,000 materials.
Matador 64
A sickeningly powerful weapon that once terrorized many a battlefield.
+9 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage through armor
Big Stick
Speak softly...
+4 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 15% more damage to armor
Has a 20% chance to stun or confuse enemies
Book of Insults
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names leave psychological wounds that never heal.
+3 ATK
105 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to ignore armor
Has a 10% chance to demoralize the target
Steel Dragon
Laser beams. Laser beams everywhere.
+0 ATK
90 accuracy
Always hits at least two enemies at once
Can target six enemies instead of just three
Leecher
The enemies lose their lives, and you get to keep yours. Win-win.
+3 ATK
85 accuracy
40% of damage dealt is returned to you as health
Critical hits heal you for 65% of the damage dealt
Sorcerer's Staff
What problem can't be solved with magic?
+3 ATK
80 accuracy
Inflicts a random status condition
Eden's Soul
...
Becomes a random weapon every mission
The Young Wolf's Howl
"To the first of the new Iron Lords." - Lord Saladin
+4 ATK
85 accuracy
Causes target to take more damage from all sources
Zap Rifle Cannon
When you want more of a shocking splash...
+4 ATK
80 accuracy
Has a 40% chance to zap up to four enemies
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Mythical weapon: Costs 2,500 materials.
Deathslayer's Blade
A sword forged in human blood. You can barely make out the "359" etched into the blade.
+10 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 2.5x damage instead of 2x
Kills with this weapon temporarily grant +5 ATK
Kills with this weapon heal you for 5% of your max HP
Biotic Rifle
Kill enemies or heal allies? Why not both?
+4 ATK
95 accuracy
This weapon heals allies when used on them
Ignores enemy armor
Executioner
Let's just skip judge and jury.
+9 ATK
110 accuracy
+10% critical hit chance
+25% damage dealt to enemies with less than half health (less than 25% HP for bosses)
Kills with this weapon grant +15 accuracy for your next attack
Unpaid Debt
You owe me.
+7 ATK
85 accuracy
The lower your HP is, the more damage this weapon deals
Has a 25% chance to stun the target if they just attacked you
The Reanimator
Their loss is your gain.
+3 ATK
90 accuracy
Killing an enemy reanimates them into a temporary ally
Reanimated enemies deal more damage
The Gathering Storm
Unleash its wrath.
+5 ATK
90 accuracy
Taking damage changes this weapon's damage type to match that of the attack that hit you
Has a 20% chance to inflict a status condition that matches your current damage type
Outbreak Prime
"I've done the math. When you pull the trigger, one plus one equals zero. Every time." - Shiro-4
+4 ATK
85 accuracy
Dealing damage has a 25% chance to spawn a swarm of SIVA mites
Kills with this weapon spawn a swarm of SIVA mites
Time's Strife
The assault rifle of a Timekeeper. A very dangerous weapons in good hands.
+7 ATK
110 accuracy
If the wielder is KO'd, they may use a Time Charge to resurrect.
The wielder may also use a Time Charge to revive an ally or fully heal their wounds.
If the whole party is wiped, the wielder can use 3 Time Charges to revive the whole party.
Time charges are built with creative time attacks.
Thunder Clap
A clap of actual thunder was molded into this rifle.
+11 ATK
90 accuracy
Always hits two enemies
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Ballistic Vest
Basic vest designed to resist incoming bullets.
+10 HP
+10 physical resistance
Fireproof Plating
Plated armor designed to resist high temperatures.
+10 HP
+10 fire resistance
Insulated Armor
Insulated to protect against extreme cold.
+10 HP
+10 ice resistance
Conduit Armor
Armor resistant to high voltage.
+10 HP
+10 electric resistance
Flak Jacket
Basic armor that resists explosions.
+10 HP
+10 explosive resistance
Gas Mask
Standard issue gas mask that protects against toxic gases.
+10 HP
+10 toxic resistance
Wizard Robes
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
+10 HP
+10 arcane resistance
Uncommon armor: Costs 1,000 materials.
Armor of Thorns
Armor coated in a thick patch of thorns. Said to be worn by a member of the Darkwraiths.
+10 HP
Enemies that attack you take 10 physical damage
Ridiculously Heavy Armor
Provides great protection, but is absurdly heavy. How do you even wear it?
+25 HP
+5 to all resistances
Any attack directed at you is guaranteed to hit
Capacitor Armor
Comes with two rechargable battery packs.
+20 max energy
+10 energy regen per turn
Medical Armor
Armor equipped with a regeneration module that rapidly heals your wounds.
Regenerate 5% of your max HP every turn
Marksman Visor
A modified visor that highlights enemies and tracks their movements.
+10 accuracy
Munitions Vest
Has plenty of extra pockets to store ammunition.
+5 HP
Gives all items an extra use
Lightweight Armor
Lighter armor that provides greater mobility.
+5 HP
+10 evasion
Rare armor: Costs 1,500 materials.
Irradiated Armor
It's probably safe...
+5 HP
Enemies that attack you receive radiation poisoning
Serpent Suit
Somehow linked to ice.
+5 ice resistance
Gives you one use of the Frostbite ability, allowing you to freeze an enemy
Wings of Sacred Dawn
There will come a day when the light will never fade.
+10 HP
Gives you the Angel of Light ability, allowing you to become airborne for a turn
Armor of Bone
The most metal of attire.
+10 HP
Has a 40% chance to unnerve a random enemy every wave
Armor of Shadow
You merely adopted the darkness.
+10 evasion
Enemies will not target you until you attack or are the last player standing
Hideous Armor
It looks absolutely disgusting.
+5 HP
-1 max rage (allows you to enrage quicker)
No Armor
What are you thinking?
-10 HP
Has a 25% chance to confuse a random enemy every wave
Legendary armor: Costs 2,000 materials.
WAR Suit
Used to liberate earth from an oppressive alien rule.
+10 HP
+10 armor
Gives you the Blaster Launcher ability, allowing you to fire a powerful explosive
Fortified Armor
Designed to protect all the weak points.
+15 HP
Enemies that attack you have a lower critical hit chance
Enemy critical hits against you deal less damage
Templar Armor
Feel the power of the Templars.
+10 HP
+5 evasion
Gives you the Rend ability, allowing you to perform a powerful melee attack
Armored Armor
Armor armored with more armor!
+10 HP
+50 armor
Eden's Blessing
Your future shines brighter.
Turns into a random piece of armor every mission
FTL Rig
Best rig.
+10 evasion
Gives you the Phase Shift ability, allowing you to avoid damage by shifting into another
dimension
Overly Protective Armor
It worries about you.
+15 HP
Makes you immune to all status effects, positive or negative
Mythical armor: Costs 2,500 materials.
Armor of the Blood Knight
The crimson sigil on the front may or may not be painted in blood.
+15 HP
Dealing damage returns 10% of the damage dealt to you as health
Killing an enemy with excessive damage has a 15% chance to deal the extra damage to a random
enemy
When equipped as Assault Gunner: +10% ATK, and every kill has a 10% chance to instantly max your
rage
Robes of the Healer
These robes radiate with a powerful medicating energy.
+10 HP
+10 healing
Healing an ally grants them health regeneration (stacks with Medic's Invigorate ability)
When equipped as Medic: +10% healing, and converts your super into a powerful healing move that
affects all allies
Mask of the Marksman
This mask was worn by a legendary marksman who never missed his mark.
+10 HP
+15 accuracy
+5% critical hit chance
When equipped as Sniper: +10 accuracy, and critical hits deal 50% more damage
Crest of the Defender
A powerful knight once bore this crest. Legends say his alles never knew harm.
+25 HP
+25 armor
+5 to all resistances
When equipped as Tank: +10 to all resistances, and taking damage while guarding an ally charges
your super
Armor of Turrets
You are your own defense network.
+10 HP
Fires at a random enemy every turn, dealing (ATK x 0.5) damage to them
Fires at enemies that attack you, dealing (ATK x 0.5) damage to them
When equipped as Engineer: Your turrets can fire two shots, each dealing 75% of their normal
damage
Armor of Boundless Light
There are some flames that even the darkness cannot contain.
+10 HP
+25 max energy
+15 energy regeneration
Using an ability has a 20% chance to cost half energy
When equipped as Specialist: +15 max energy, and allows you to use your super early for a large
energy cost
Titan Mark
At close quarters, a fist is better than any gun.
+15 HP
+25 armor
Replaces your super with Fist of Havoc, a powerful attack that damages multiple enemies
Hunter Cloak
Tell the warlocks your cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand.
+10 HP
+10 evasion
Replaces your super with the Golden Gun, a deadly attack that can target up to three enemies
Warlock Bond
Those who have stared into the void are not bound by the laws of space and time.
+5 HP
Restores 5 HP to you every turn
Replaces your super with Stormtrance, which temporarily allows you to perform multiple electric
attacks in a single turn
Eyeglasses
Prescription glasses. You may or may not actually need them.
+5 accuracy
Distortion Field
Experimental device that distorts the area around you.
+5 evasion
Instructional Booklet
"Bullets go into the enemies, not you." - Excerpt from Incredibly Obvious Advice Monthly
+10% XP gain
Exploded Rocket
Casing from a used rocket. The RPG kind, not the spacefaring kind.
+15% damage dealt to airborne enemies
Laser Sight
Really just a laser pointer taped to your gun.
+3% critical hit chance
Uncommon trinket: Costs 1,000 materials.
Blind Rage
Blind to damage
Taking damage makes you less likely to be targeted again for the rest of that turn
Portable Generator
Perfect for emergency situations when you need power.
Activating your super restores 50% of your max energy
Handful of Shrapnel
Why are you collecting shrapnel?
Attacks have a 5% chance to cause bleeding
Medkit
Made with repurposed snake venom.
+5 healing
Aim Assist
Now you can use a controller.
Missing an attack gives you +10 accuracy for your next attack. Does not stack multiple times.
Rare trinket: Costs 1,500 materials.
Occult Charm
Glows with an unnatural power.
Your attacks deal 50% normal damage and 50% arcane damage
Three of Coins
Sold by a creepy hooded guy with tentacles coming from his face.
Killing a boss has a 5% chance to drop a mythical item
Libra Charm
You feel balanced.
Balances your stats by raising low ones and lowering high ones
Salt Shaker
You feel enraged.
Taking damage has a 25% chance to give +2 rage instead of +1
Strange Coin
This unusual coin is warm to the touch and vibrates gently in your hand.
+3% mythical drop rate
Legendary trinket: Costs 2,000 materials.
Curved Horn
DMG up
+5 ATK
Hallownest Seal
Another one?
Enemies you kill have a 25% chance to drop additional materials
Egg
AYERYBODY
RNG is slightly weighted in your favor
Bowl of Nails
No milk.
Attacking has a 5% chance to cause enemies to panic
Inversion Device
Distorts the area around itself.
All status effects applied to you are inverted
Mythical trinket: costs 2,500 materials.
Scorched Assault Rifle
This burned rifle still radiates with an incredible power.
+4 ATK
When equipped as Assault Gunner: Activating your super temporarily grants you +6 ATK
Orb of Harmony
Pass into the Iris.
+6 healing
When equipped as Medic: Allows you to target an ally with the orb, healing them for 2% of their
max HP every turn
15x Scope
Found in a crate that fell from the sky.
+10 accuracy
When equipped as Sniper: +6% critical hit chance
Cracked Shield
It kinda works...
+5 to all defenses
When equipped as Tank: +25% critical hit resistance
Rusted Wrench
Scavenged from Talos I.
Your critical hits deal less damage but stun enemies
When equipped as Engineer: Your constructions have higher stats
Sharp Plug
Charge with blood.
+15 max energy
When equipped as Specialist: When out of energy, using abilities will drain your health
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Scoffing, I take a shot at the snipers with piercing shot.
I dropkick the weakest of the medics into the storage crate and use my Grapple to grab the contents of said crate real quick.
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Letting out a REEEEEEEE war cry, a Piercing shot once again slams into the level 12 Sniper.
JESUS! That son of a gun has over 400 HP! I pull out the Matador and Executioner and to quote Thor: Ragnarok, "I call these 2 babies Des and Troy." I then jump forward, Victory Trishoting the boss and the 2 weakest doods with these sweet guns. Ahhhhh sweet sweet Ragnarok and Disgaea 5... Wait, one of those doesn't- NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOOD!
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
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My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
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Hey! I'm Draco!
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The medic tries to heal themselves, but I invert all healing the medic receives just before the heal, so they just end up hurting themselves instead.
I smash the weapon crate open with a karate chop, and toss the contents into our bag of holding.
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I grab my Flamethrower and burn the weakest enemy.
I toss a chunk of the meteor that exploded earlier at the weakest enemy. It explodes on contact, for some extraterrestrial reason that I'm not even sure of.
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Spinning around, I face the normal juggernaut and unload another Piercing Shot.
I use my Flamethrower on another enemy, chosen at random.
Thermoshadow! Adiabatic grenade!
It throws the extremely high pressure canister onto the highest damage enemies. The canister explodes and using the magic that is adiabatic process, freezes the enemies.
I repair my Battle airship.
You hit both snipers with a piercing shot, dealing
You deal
Your piercing war cry, combined with your piercing shot, ends the lives of both snipers! +74 XP! Together, they drop 128 materials!
Taking both weapons, you unleash a Trishot on Amelia, the combat medic, and the assassin, dealing
You invert the next healing action the elite medic performs. +8 XP.
You crack open the crate and add the weapon to the bag of holding.
Railgun [uncommon]
A heavy rifle designed to fire metal rods, heated to a white hot temperature.
+5 ATK
95 accuracy
The assassin manages to dodge the meteor!
Critical!
You hit the juggernaut for
81 damage and obliterate the assassin! +140 XP! The assassin drops 9 materials!
You burn the elite gunner for
The grenadier, elite gunner, and juggernaut all take
Critical!
My action: I hit the song-quoting gunner with Bleed Me Dry, dealing
12 damage and inflicting bleeding.
==[Enemy turn]==
Amelia thaws.
The song-quoting gunner takes
10 bleed damage and 
10 burn damage. He then hammily shouts, "RULES OF NATURE!" and attempts to attack Winkins with a sword, but fails. He then starts muttering, "Wake me up inside..."
The empowered elite gunner throws his grenade at Winkins, dealing
31 damage to him and 
25 damage to algot and Siege. This KOs algot.
The grenadier launches a grenade at the Spanish Inquisition radio, dealing
29 damage to it, along with 
15 damage to the medical personnel and the battle airship.
The juggernaut blasts Bacon in the face with his shotgun, dealing
24 damage to him.
Due to the elite medic's healing presence, every enemy heals 5% of their HP. The medic then heals the juggernaut for 46 HP.
==[Ally turn]==
The medical personnel heals Winkins for 15 HP, renewing his regen.
The cardinals attack every enemy except the medic, dealing
7 damage to the song-quoting gunner and juggernaut, and 
14 damage to every other target.
The battle airship fires its minigun at the elite medic for
12 damage.
Winkins regenerates 10 HP.
Winkins + Siege [Piercing Shot] Sniper
Winkins [Piercing Shot] Sniper
Gold + Bacon + Siege [Trishot] Combat medic
Winkins + Stickcrafter [Piercing Shot] Assassin
Elite gunner [frag grenade] algot
Players:
[+|==========] 65/71 [Weapon: Book of Insults] [Armor: Armor of Thorns] [Trinket: Distortion Field] [ATK| 13] [Heal| 14] [Rage: 3/10]
[E|==========] 35/60 [Items| SVD Stealth Sniper (1/4)] [SUPER| Ubercharge: 127/120]
[Critical Heal] [Medical Grenade: 25] [Bleed Me Dry: 25] [Cure: 30] [Stun Strike: 30] [Perk: Aggression]
[+|==========] 82/107 [Weapon: Ragnarok] [Armor: Munitions Vest] [Trinket: Aim Assist] [ATK| 24] [Heal| 11] [Rage: 4/10]
[E|==========] 80/105 [Items| Flamethrower (4/7), Endermite Shotgun (4/5), Ancient Potion (2/3), Overly Protective Armor] [SUPER| Bullet Storm: 122/150]
[Lock and Load] [Critical Shot: 20] [Trishot: 25] [Suppress: 25] [Perk: Fully Loaded] [Enhanced Battery III] [Conditioning III] [Agility I]
[+|==========] 38/68 [Weapon: Dragonslayer's Spear] [Armor: Lightweight armor] [Trinket: Egg] [ATK| 21] [Heal| 10] [Rage: 5/10]
[E|==========] 35/80 [Items| Tranquilizer Gun (3/3), Sunlight Spear (3/3), Charcoal Pine Resin (3/3), Card Pack (1/1)] [SUPER| Power Surge: 103/140]
[Electric Burst II: 20] [Snapfreeze: 25] [Rapid Recharge] [Grapple: 25] [Lightning Charge: 30] [Perk: Energetic] [Perk: Skilled] [Agility II]
[+|==========] 70/70 [Weapon: Shotgun] [Armor: Basic armor] [Trinket: none] [ATK| 6] [Heal| 3] [Rage: 0/10]
[E|==========] 55/55 [Items| Deployable shield (1/1)] [SUPER| Damage Sponge: 0/120]
[Guardian] [Defensive Field: 25]
[+|==========] 71/102 [Weapon: Heavy Rifle] [Armor: Gas Mask] [Trinket: Instructional Booklet] [ATK| 14] [Heal| 9] [Rage: 5/10]
[E|==========] 55/65 [Items| SVD Stealth Sniper (5/5)] [SUPER| Bullet Storm: 148/150]
[Lock and Load] [Critical Shot: 20] [Armor Breaker] [Suppress: 25] [Perk: Vitality] [Toxic Resist]
[+|==========] 0/59 [Weapon: Stinger] [Armor: Basic armor] [Trinket: Distortion Field] [ATK| 17] [Heal| 6] [Rage: 7/10]
[E|==========] 80/80 [Items| None] [SUPER| Overdrive: 130/130]
[Micro Turret: 25] [Shield Projector: 25] [Improved Tech] [Built to Last] [Perk: Energetic]
[+|==========] 40/52 [Weapon: Double Barrel Shotgun] [Armor: Marksman visor] [Trinket: Portable Generator] [ATK| 26] [Heal| 10] [Rage: 10/10]
[E|==========] 35/110 [Items| Heavy Rifle, Flak Jacket, Instructional Booklet] [SUPER| Aimbot: 135/135]
[Crackshot] [Headshot II: 20] [Piercing Shot II: 25] [Trickshot: 25] [Critboost: 35] [Energy Drain: Ready] [Perk: Skilled] [Perk: Rechargeable Battery] [Enhanced Battery III] [Regenerative Battery II]
[+|==========] 24/55 [Weapon: Thunder Clap] [Armor: Basic armor] [Trinket: none] [ATK| 26] [Heal| 6] [Rage: 6/10]
[E|==========] 60/60 [Items| None] [SUPER| Overdrive: 130/130]
[Micro Turret: 25] [Shield Projector: 25] [Improved Tech] [Perk: Aggression]
[+|==========] 69/72 [Weapon: Assault Rifle] [Armor: Wizard Robes] [Trinket: none] [ATK| 13] [Heal| 8] [Rage: 1/10]
[E|==========] 60/60 [Items| None] [SUPER| Bullet Storm: 119/150]
[Lock and Load] [Critical Shot: 20] [Dual Shot: 25] [Perk: Skilled] [Arcane Resist]
Enemies:
Amelia Moroff, master juggernaut [90 accuracy | 0 evasion]
[HP: 429/450] {Armor: 62/125} [Resistances:
25| 
0| 
12| 
12| 
0| 
0| 
0]
[Fortify III: 3/3] [Sealed Armor] [Distract: 3/3] [Defend: 2/2]
Elite song-quoting gunner [Level 12 | 90 accuracy | 10 evasion] {Bleeding for 2 turns}
[HP: 70/94] {Armor: 16/36} [Resistances:
5| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0]
[Musical Master]
Elite gunner [Level 9 | 89 accuracy | 9 evasion] {Empowered for 1 turn}
[HP: 43/82] [Resistances:
5| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0| 
0]
[Frag Grenade II: 0/1]
Elite grenadier [Level 8 | 83 accuracy | 3 evasion]
[HP: 60/71] {Armor: 1/27} [Resistances:
0| 
10| 
0| 
0| 
20| 
0| 
0]
[Explosive Payload II] [Flashbang I: 1/1]
Juggernaut [Level 13 | 86 accuracy | 3 evasion]
[HP: 92/98] [Resistances:
10| 
0| 
5| 
5| 
0| 
0| 
0]
[Fortify I: 3/3] [Distract: 3/3]
Elite medic [Level 9 | ∞ accuracy | 10 evasion]
[HP: 66/58] [Resistances:
0| 
5| 
5| 
5| 
0| 
15| 
0]
[Regenerating II] [Healing Presence]
Allies:
Lisharon Inc Medical Personnel [HP: 54/94] [Turns until tea: 2]
Spanish Inquisition radio [HP: 21/50]
Battle airship [HP: 90/100] [Flares: 3/3] [Afterburner: 3/3] [Minigun: ∞] [Laser cannon: 4/5] [Rocket launcher: 5/5]
Thermoshadow [HP: 100/100] [Intensity: 70%] [XP: 0/200] [Refractive Armor: 15%, ready] [Adiabatic Grenade I: 30%] [Nitrogen Shards I: 15%] [Shatter Bolt I: 45%] [Encase: 4 turns] [Fire Barrage: Ready] [Oneshot Guard] [Damage Hex] [Phoenix Rebirth I]
Camp [HP: 450/450] {Provides space for 3 large constructions}
Other:
Barricade [HP: 340/400] {Average cover} [Miner, Winkins, Stickcrafter]
Bag of holding [Fiend Fire (1), After Image (1), Trip (1), Quick Slash (1), Neutralize (1), Zap Rifle, M11 AIR, Railgun, Conduit Armor, Capacitor armor (x2), Absurdly Heavy Armor, Aim Assist]
Objectives:
[X] Reach the Talon hideout
[ ] Enter the hideout
[ ] Eliminate the guards
Operations:
Carmageddon: Complete!
The Best Defense...: 0/9
Break the Line: 0/4
Grounded: Incomplete
Money: $12,665
Materials: 2,307
Shop:
Flamethrower [$100 | 4 uses]: Deals (ATK x 1.25) as fire damage, and has a 30% chance to ignite the target.
Random Bomb Generator [$150 | 1 use]: Randomly generate a number between 1 and 6. That many bombs will be thrown at random targets.
SVD Stealth Sniper [$250 | 4 uses]: Deals 15 damage and has a 10% chance to land a headshot that instantly kills normal enemies. Headshots deal double damage to bosses and master level enemies.
Yellow Ray [$400 | 1 use]: Instantly destroys an enemy. Any armor they were carrying will be dropped and equipped by the user. Only stuns bosses, and against master enemies, halves their current HP.
Chemikaliewerfer [$250 | 4 uses]: Deals 10 damage and damages the target for a third of your ATK stat every turn for 3 turns. Never misses.
Endermite Shotgun [$600 | 2 uses]: Fires Ender pearls, causing the user to teleport rapidly, giving every enemy a 40% chance of being distracted and damaged for the user's ATK stat. Afterwards, deals (ATK x 1.5) damage to a random enemy.
The Debilitating Dagger [$900 | 3 uses]: Deals (ATK x 0.5) damage and permanently disables a selected ability. Deals 5 extra damage when disabling an ability. Disabling lasts for 2 turns on master enemies, and 1 turn for bosses. Only has a 50% chance to disable abilities on master enemies and bosses.
Mobile Minigun Turret [$1,250 | 4 uses]: When purchased, spends a turn deploying itself. Afterwards, can be used by all players to deal (ATK x 1.2) damage to up to three targets in a line. Must be redeployed every wave, unless the team's location doesn't change between waves.
Atom Bomb [$6,000 | 1 use]: Deals (ATK x 7) damage to all enemies, with damage reducing as targets get further away from the original target. Minimum damage is (ATK x 4). Survivors have a 20% chance to be afflicted by fallout, which deals 5 damage to them every turn for 3 turns.
Shredder Saw [$400 | 3 uses]: When used with an attack, the attack will deal half damage to health, but deal double damage to armor and shields.
Shield [$125 | Variable HP]: Assume a defensive stance at the start of the next turn. While defending, all incoming damage is absorbed by the shield. HP is 75% of the team's average HP.
Portable Cover [$90 | 1 use]: Creates a piece of average cover that can be used by either side.
Venomdrive Armor [$850 | Variable HP]: Starts off providing no armor. When taking toxic damage, 40% of the damage dealt becomes HP for the armor, which provides 50% damage protection. Max armor is 300. While the user is poisoned, the status effect is converted into the Poisonous ability, allowing them to inflict poison with their attacks. Grants the option to generate your own poison, at the cost of (poison level2 x 2) HP.
Zap Field [$500 | 1 use]: For 2 turns, players and allies gain a defensive field that deals electric damage to attackers. Damage depends on the user's ATK stat.
Portable Rampart [$500 | 1 use]: Deploys a piece of decent cover that can only be used by the side that deploys it.
Medkit [$200 | 1 use]: Restore (heal x 2) HP to an ally.
Splash Potion of Healing [$90 | 1 use]: Throw to perform a minimum effectiveness heal to a primary target and both nearby targets.
Smoke Grenade [$75 | 1 use]: Reduces an enemy's accuracy by 30.
Essence of Life [$750 | 1 use]: Restores 10 HP and grants the target health regen for 3 turns. If the target is killed/KO'd during the regen, they will be revived with 10% of their max HP, and the effect ends.
Potion of Invisibility [$600 | 1 use]: Turn a target invisible. While invisible, you can't be attacked or detected in stealth missions, and your next attack's damage is doubled. Cannot attack and use the potion at the same time.
Poutine Gun [$500 | 3 uses]: Sticks a target in place, reducing their evasion by (evasion x 0.75) and giving them a 35% chance of not being able to attack on their turn.
Smarter Nanobots [$850 | 3 uses]: Can be used to heal a target for 10% of their max HP every turn for 3 turns, while giving immunity to negative status effects for the duration. Cannot repair armor. Alternatively, can be used to damage a target for 10% of their max HP every turn for 4 turns.
Worldedit Permissions [$650 | 1 use]: Edit a piece of cover or a hazard into existence. Lasts until the team moves to a new location.
Mass Dispel [$1,500 | 1 use]: Disables the abilities of ALL non-boss enemies.
Homing Endspeed Imbue [$600 | 1 use]: Grants perfect accuracy for 2 turns.
Time Warp [$800 | 1 use]: Grant an ally the ability to perform two actions in one post this turn.
Ender Mines [$4,000 | 1 use]: Set up a minefield that adds a 20% chance for any enemy attacks to fail for the rest of the mission. Does not affect bosses.
Care Package [$300 | 1 use]: Airdrops a random item.
EFLN [$75 | 1 use]: Throw to completely destroy ALL cover in the area, which will prevent players and enemies from using it.
Card Pack [$125 | 1 use]: Gain 5 cards, each with their own effects.
Portable Pitfall [$120 | 1 use]: Use to put an enemy into stasis for 2 turns. Enemies in stasis can't perform actions but can't be targeted. The effect will automatically end if the targeted enemy is the last one alive.
Creeper Spawn Egg [$125 | 1 use]: Throw to spawn a creeper. After the enemy's turn, it will explode and damage the targeted enemy and both nearby enemies.
Ammo Pack [$350 | 4 uses]: Can be used to restore uses to an item. Can be used multiple times at once.
Laser Drone [$650 | 40 HP]: Deploys a drone equipped with a laser beam that deals 10 damage and has a 25% chance to pierce the target, hitting the next listed one.
Spanish Inquisition Radio V2 [$750 | 50 HP]: Summon five cardinals of the ever-unexpected Spanish Inquisition. Every turn, they will either attack the same enemy for 7 damage each + a 20% stun chance, or each attack a different enemy for 7 damage each + a 20% chance to deal double damage.
Lisharon Inc. Medical Personnel [$1,000 | Variable HP]: Summons a Lisharon Inc. medical personnel with HP equal to the user's. Every turn, will either attack, dealing 10 damage and inflicting a random status effect, or heal for 15 HP + 3 turns of regen. Every 3 turns, will brew tea instead of doing anything.
Crit-a-Cola [$750 | 1 use]: When used, your next attack is guaranteed to be a critical hit. However, you can't attack or heal on the same turn you use it, and if you get KO'd before you get to attack, the boost is wasted. Can only be used on yourself.
Proxy Slimesling [$500 | 1 use]: Launches an enemy into next Sunday, which manifests itself as launching them to the next wave. Cannot be used on the final wave of a mission.
Mob Pirates [$1,250 | 1 use]: Summon third party entities for the next 3 waves that are hostile to all units.
Burst Rifle
Burst-fire assault rifle. Simple, but effective.
+1 ATK
90 accuracy
Has a 30% chance to hit twice, with the second hit having -10 accuracy
Marksman Rifle
Semi-automatic rifle. Accurate and deadly.
+2 ATK
100 accuracy
Revolver
Revolvers are always cooler.
+5 ATK
80 accuracy
Carbine
Rapid fire assault weapon. Good for close range engagements.
+0 ATK
85 accuracy
Can target four enemies instead of three
Heavy Rifle
High impact rifle. Well suited for stronger targets.
+0 ATK
90 accuracy
Increases damage cap (7x ATK instead of 5x)
Heavy Pistol
High impact sidearm. Packs a decent punch for its size.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 10% more damage
Grenade Launcher
Standard issue explosive weapon. Effective at crowd control.
+4 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 20% damage to nearby targets.
Precision Rifle
Highly accurate rifle. Deals high damage to a single target.
+4 ATK
100 accuracy
Can only hit one enemy at a time
Zap Rifle
Standard factory made zap rifle.
+1 ATK
85 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to zap another enemy
Uncommon weapon: Costs 1,000 materials.
MS34 Shieldbreaker
A powerful assault rifle designed to punch through enemy armor.
+2 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 15% more damage through armor
AW44-C
A high output SMG that favors fire rate over all else.
+0 ATK
80 accuracy
Can target six enemies instead of three
Incendiary Shotgun
A standard issue shotgun, modified to shoot flaming buckshot.
+3 ATK
85 accuracy
Deals fire damage
Attacks have a 20% chance to ignite target
Railgun
A heavy rifle designed to fire metal rods, heated to a white hot temperature.
+5 ATK
95 accuracy
M11 AIR
High impact anti-infantry rifle. Good for keeping standard enemies in check.
+3 ATK
90 accuracy
Can suppress a single enemy, reducing their accuracy
Seeker Rifle
Prototype scouting device that outlines targets.
+1 ATK
85 accuracy
Hitting an enemy scans them, increasing their damage taken by 10%
Shrapnel Launcher
A basic grenade launcher, modified to shoot shards of jagged metal.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Attacks have a 25% chance to cause bleeding
Jammer Gun (1 in storage)
A semi-automatic rifle that fires electromagnetic ammunition.
+1 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 25% more damage to robotic enemies
Rare weapon: Costs 1,500 materials.
Stinger
Actually a giant bee stinger.
+4 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 5% more damage through armor
Has a 25% chance to poison target
Double Barrel Shotgun
This is my boomstick!
+6 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage to enemy armor
Has a 15% chance to hit a random nearby enemy
Panic Knife
Everybody stay calm.
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 20% more damage
Automatically attack enemies that hit you with reduced damage
Broadsword
I fight for honor, not with honor!
+5 ATK
90 accuracy
Has a 20% chance to cause bleeding
While held, you deal more damage with environmental hazards
Giant Syringe
I just need a blood sample...
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Reduces target's damage output
Has a 15% chance to cause target to panic
Dragonslayer's Spear
Once belonged to a warrior who was one half of a terrifying duo.
+5 ATK
95 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to galvanize target
Can perform a powerful impaling attack that costs 30 energy
M6 Carnifex
Given to you by an alien doctor as a token of good faith.
+7 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage through armor
Deals 10% more damage to armor
Thorn
To rend one's enemies is to see them not as equals, but objects: hollow of spirit and meaning.
+5 ATK
85 accuracy
Deals toxic damage
Inflicts minor poisoning
Custom Zap Rifle
More added shock than your regular rifle.
+2 ATK
85 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to zap another enemy
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Legendary weapon: Costs 2,000 materials.
Matador 64
A sickeningly powerful weapon that once terrorized many a battlefield.
+9 ATK
80 accuracy
Deals 10% more damage through armor
Big Stick
Speak softly...
+4 ATK
90 accuracy
Deals 15% more damage to armor
Has a 20% chance to stun or confuse enemies
Book of Insults
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names leave psychological wounds that never heal.
+3 ATK
105 accuracy
Has a 25% chance to ignore armor
Has a 10% chance to demoralize the target
Steel Dragon
Laser beams. Laser beams everywhere.
+0 ATK
90 accuracy
Always hits at least two enemies at once
Can target six enemies instead of just three
Leecher
The enemies lose their lives, and you get to keep yours. Win-win.
+3 ATK
85 accuracy
40% of damage dealt is returned to you as health
Critical hits heal you for 65% of the damage dealt
Sorcerer's Staff
What problem can't be solved with magic?
+3 ATK
80 accuracy
Inflicts a random status condition
Eden's Soul
...
Becomes a random weapon every mission
The Young Wolf's Howl
"To the first of the new Iron Lords." - Lord Saladin
+4 ATK
85 accuracy
Causes target to take more damage from all sources
Zap Rifle Cannon
When you want more of a shocking splash...
+4 ATK
80 accuracy
Has a 40% chance to zap up to four enemies
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Mythical weapon: Costs 2,500 materials.
Deathslayer's Blade
A sword forged in human blood. You can barely make out the "359" etched into the blade.
+10 ATK
85 accuracy
Critical hits deal 2.5x damage instead of 2x
Kills with this weapon temporarily grant +5 ATK
Kills with this weapon heal you for 5% of your max HP
Biotic Rifle
Kill enemies or heal allies? Why not both?
+4 ATK
95 accuracy
This weapon heals allies when used on them
Ignores enemy armor
Executioner
Let's just skip judge and jury.
+9 ATK
110 accuracy
+10% critical hit chance
+25% damage dealt to enemies with less than half health (less than 25% HP for bosses)
Kills with this weapon grant +15 accuracy for your next attack
Unpaid Debt
You owe me.
+7 ATK
85 accuracy
The lower your HP is, the more damage this weapon deals
Has a 25% chance to stun the target if they just attacked you
The Reanimator
Their loss is your gain.
+3 ATK
90 accuracy
Killing an enemy reanimates them into a temporary ally
Reanimated enemies deal more damage
The Gathering Storm
Unleash its wrath.
+5 ATK
90 accuracy
Taking damage changes this weapon's damage type to match that of the attack that hit you
Has a 20% chance to inflict a status condition that matches your current damage type
Outbreak Prime
"I've done the math. When you pull the trigger, one plus one equals zero. Every time." - Shiro-4
+4 ATK
85 accuracy
Dealing damage has a 25% chance to spawn a swarm of SIVA mites
Kills with this weapon spawn a swarm of SIVA mites
Time's Strife
The assault rifle of a Timekeeper. A very dangerous weapons in good hands.
+7 ATK
110 accuracy
If the wielder is KO'd, they may use a Time Charge to resurrect.
The wielder may also use a Time Charge to revive an ally or fully heal their wounds.
If the whole party is wiped, the wielder can use 3 Time Charges to revive the whole party.
Time charges are built with creative time attacks.
Thunder Clap
A clap of actual thunder was molded into this rifle.
+11 ATK
90 accuracy
Always hits two enemies
Has a 10% chance to stun an enemy
Ballistic Vest
Basic vest designed to resist incoming bullets.
+10 HP
+10 physical resistance
Fireproof Plating
Plated armor designed to resist high temperatures.
+10 HP
+10 fire resistance
Insulated Armor
Insulated to protect against extreme cold.
+10 HP
+10 ice resistance
Conduit Armor
Armor resistant to high voltage.
+10 HP
+10 electric resistance
Flak Jacket
Basic armor that resists explosions.
+10 HP
+10 explosive resistance
Gas Mask
Standard issue gas mask that protects against toxic gases.
+10 HP
+10 toxic resistance
Wizard Robes
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
+10 HP
+10 arcane resistance
Uncommon armor: Costs 1,000 materials.
Armor of Thorns
Armor coated in a thick patch of thorns. Said to be worn by a member of the Darkwraiths.
+10 HP
Enemies that attack you take 10 physical damage
Ridiculously Heavy Armor
Provides great protection, but is absurdly heavy. How do you even wear it?
+25 HP
+5 to all resistances
Any attack directed at you is guaranteed to hit
Capacitor Armor
Comes with two rechargable battery packs.
+20 max energy
+10 energy regen per turn
Medical Armor
Armor equipped with a regeneration module that rapidly heals your wounds.
Regenerate 5% of your max HP every turn
Marksman Visor
A modified visor that highlights enemies and tracks their movements.
+10 accuracy
Munitions Vest
Has plenty of extra pockets to store ammunition.
+5 HP
Gives all items an extra use
Lightweight Armor
Lighter armor that provides greater mobility.
+5 HP
+10 evasion
Rare armor: Costs 1,500 materials.
Irradiated Armor
It's probably safe...
+5 HP
Enemies that attack you receive radiation poisoning
Serpent Suit
Somehow linked to ice.
+5 ice resistance
Gives you one use of the Frostbite ability, allowing you to freeze an enemy
Wings of Sacred Dawn
There will come a day when the light will never fade.
+10 HP
Gives you the Angel of Light ability, allowing you to become airborne for a turn
Armor of Bone
The most metal of attire.
+10 HP
Has a 40% chance to unnerve a random enemy every wave
Armor of Shadow
You merely adopted the darkness.
+10 evasion
Enemies will not target you until you attack or are the last player standing
Hideous Armor
It looks absolutely disgusting.
+5 HP
-1 max rage (allows you to enrage quicker)
No Armor
What are you thinking?
-10 HP
Has a 25% chance to confuse a random enemy every wave
Legendary armor: Costs 2,000 materials.
WAR Suit
Used to liberate earth from an oppressive alien rule.
+10 HP
+10 armor
Gives you the Blaster Launcher ability, allowing you to fire a powerful explosive
Fortified Armor
Designed to protect all the weak points.
+15 HP
Enemies that attack you have a lower critical hit chance
Enemy critical hits against you deal less damage
Templar Armor
Feel the power of the Templars.
+10 HP
+5 evasion
Gives you the Rend ability, allowing you to perform a powerful melee attack
Armored Armor
Armor armored with more armor!
+10 HP
+50 armor
Eden's Blessing
Your future shines brighter.
Turns into a random piece of armor every mission
FTL Rig
Best rig.
+10 evasion
Gives you the Phase Shift ability, allowing you to avoid damage by shifting into another
dimension
Overly Protective Armor
It worries about you.
+15 HP
Makes you immune to all status effects, positive or negative
Mythical armor: Costs 2,500 materials.
Armor of the Blood Knight
The crimson sigil on the front may or may not be painted in blood.
+15 HP
Dealing damage returns 10% of the damage dealt to you as health
Killing an enemy with excessive damage has a 15% chance to deal the extra damage to a random
enemy
When equipped as Assault Gunner: +10% ATK, and every kill has a 10% chance to instantly max your
rage
Robes of the Healer
These robes radiate with a powerful medicating energy.
+10 HP
+10 healing
Healing an ally grants them health regeneration (stacks with Medic's Invigorate ability)
When equipped as Medic: +10% healing, and converts your super into a powerful healing move that
affects all allies
Mask of the Marksman
This mask was worn by a legendary marksman who never missed his mark.
+10 HP
+15 accuracy
+5% critical hit chance
When equipped as Sniper: +10 accuracy, and critical hits deal 50% more damage
Crest of the Defender
A powerful knight once bore this crest. Legends say his alles never knew harm.
+25 HP
+25 armor
+5 to all resistances
When equipped as Tank: +10 to all resistances, and taking damage while guarding an ally charges
your super
Armor of Turrets
You are your own defense network.
+10 HP
Fires at a random enemy every turn, dealing (ATK x 0.5) damage to them
Fires at enemies that attack you, dealing (ATK x 0.5) damage to them
When equipped as Engineer: Your turrets can fire two shots, each dealing 75% of their normal
damage
Armor of Boundless Light
There are some flames that even the darkness cannot contain.
+10 HP
+25 max energy
+15 energy regeneration
Using an ability has a 20% chance to cost half energy
When equipped as Specialist: +15 max energy, and allows you to use your super early for a large
energy cost
Titan Mark
At close quarters, a fist is better than any gun.
+15 HP
+25 armor
Replaces your super with Fist of Havoc, a powerful attack that damages multiple enemies
Hunter Cloak
Tell the warlocks your cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand.
+10 HP
+10 evasion
Replaces your super with the Golden Gun, a deadly attack that can target up to three enemies
Warlock Bond
Those who have stared into the void are not bound by the laws of space and time.
+5 HP
Restores 5 HP to you every turn
Replaces your super with Stormtrance, which temporarily allows you to perform multiple electric
attacks in a single turn
Eyeglasses
Prescription glasses. You may or may not actually need them.
+5 accuracy
Distortion Field
Experimental device that distorts the area around you.
+5 evasion
Instructional Booklet
"Bullets go into the enemies, not you." - Excerpt from Incredibly Obvious Advice Monthly
+10% XP gain
Exploded Rocket
Casing from a used rocket. The RPG kind, not the spacefaring kind.
+15% damage dealt to airborne enemies
Laser Sight
Really just a laser pointer taped to your gun.
+3% critical hit chance
Uncommon trinket: Costs 1,000 materials.
Blind Rage
Blind to damage
Taking damage makes you less likely to be targeted again for the rest of that turn
Portable Generator
Perfect for emergency situations when you need power.
Activating your super restores 50% of your max energy
Handful of Shrapnel
Why are you collecting shrapnel?
Attacks have a 5% chance to cause bleeding
Medkit
Made with repurposed snake venom.
+5 healing
Aim Assist
Now you can use a controller.
Missing an attack gives you +10 accuracy for your next attack. Does not stack multiple times.
Rare trinket: Costs 1,500 materials.
Occult Charm
Glows with an unnatural power.
Your attacks deal 50% normal damage and 50% arcane damage
Three of Coins
Sold by a creepy hooded guy with tentacles coming from his face.
Killing a boss has a 5% chance to drop a mythical item
Libra Charm
You feel balanced.
Balances your stats by raising low ones and lowering high ones
Salt Shaker
You feel enraged.
Taking damage has a 25% chance to give +2 rage instead of +1
Strange Coin
This unusual coin is warm to the touch and vibrates gently in your hand.
+3% mythical drop rate
Legendary trinket: Costs 2,000 materials.
Curved Horn
DMG up
+5 ATK
Hallownest Seal
Another one?
Enemies you kill have a 25% chance to drop additional materials
Egg
AYERYBODY
RNG is slightly weighted in your favor
Bowl of Nails
No milk.
Attacking has a 5% chance to cause enemies to panic
Inversion Device
Distorts the area around itself.
All status effects applied to you are inverted
Mythical trinket: costs 2,500 materials.
Scorched Assault Rifle
This burned rifle still radiates with an incredible power.
+4 ATK
When equipped as Assault Gunner: Activating your super temporarily grants you +6 ATK
Orb of Harmony
Pass into the Iris.
+6 healing
When equipped as Medic: Allows you to target an ally with the orb, healing them for 2% of their
max HP every turn
15x Scope
Found in a crate that fell from the sky.
+10 accuracy
When equipped as Sniper: +6% critical hit chance
Cracked Shield
It kinda works...
+5 to all defenses
When equipped as Tank: +25% critical hit resistance
Rusted Wrench
Scavenged from Talos I.
Your critical hits deal less damage but stun enemies
When equipped as Engineer: Your constructions have higher stats
Sharp Plug
Charge with blood.
+15 max energy
When equipped as Specialist: When out of energy, using abilities will drain your health
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I load autism rounds into my weapon.(Extreme brain damage alert!)
into each of my Thunder Clap bolts
And then I fire at Grenadier and Empowered gunner, damaging and permanently disorientating them.
Researching something new, we need this.
Lifepowder (?$, 3 uses)
Heals every ally for your minimum heal. May be used multiple times in one turn. Isn't affected by use increasers like Fully Loaded.
I buy a lifepowder and crush all 3 charges to heal the whole team.
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