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I block the charge with a battlesign, then defeat the Construct with my Creeper Blade. I collect the Primordial Pearl that drops. I then capture a lot of nodes and put them into a robot frame to power it. I also put the Primordial Pearl in the head of the robot to power the controller. It serves as protection for my base, and the next poster tries to take some stuff from me, angering the machine. It has flamethrowers, fire beams, homing energy balls, ice cannons, ice shotguns, lightning balls that leave a damaging field behind, chain lightning, and more that it uses.

I shoot a Thornax at a weak point in it's optical sensors to shut it down. I gather up the remains of the robot and use the great being instruction manual and rebuild the Mata Nui robot out of the pieces scattered around as well as the base that I get TONS of materials from, ending up with This!

This bright one won't be able to save his people this time! The Eternal darkness returns and possesses the robot. I then take advantage of Mata Nui's unfamiliarity and end it by consuming the mask. I have evolved into the corruption, I send my highest helper, The Eater Of Worlds, to attack the next poster.

I send the Eater of Worlds on a wild goose chase by rolling a model of Earth off a cliff. He follows it and dies.

I take some mummy bandages from the museum that I got the model of earth from, then combine it with some oil, salt, and masks to create Amun-Re, God Of Stereotypical Depictions Of Egypt.

The One True Lord has promoted me from Darkness Carver to the second highest rank in his holy army, Bringer of the Healing Light. With this promotion comes the power to heal myself and others, the power to banish demons and false gods, the ability to call forth any in his army of lower rank than me, and a pay raise.

I use my new powers to shoot a searing stream of light to banish Amun-Re to the depths of the duat, his religions version of the of the netherworlds. He disintegrated into ash, which I scatter into the air to call forth Ashala, the angel of the flame. He draws his blazing long-sword and charges the next poster with a incinerating downwards strike.

I throw a history book at Amun-Re causing him to get sucked into it and forever be a stereotypical depiction of Egypt inside it.

I use a Kanohi Zatth to summon a gigantic Protocairn rahi that will attack the next poster.

Oh no! Another Timeline combination!

This time: An eldritch Angel of the eternall flame is heading right towards the next poster, and what a bright flaming spear it has!

This will require 3 SEPARATE POSTERS!!! Muahahahah.

I use my newly gained promotion powers to call Ranfom, the Angel of the Storm, and Iricidos, the Angel of the Rainbow to my side. Ranfom summons a huge thunderstorm quenching his flame while striking him repeatedly with lightning, while Iricidos dazzles and blinds him with a sparkling display of rainbow power. I rush in attack him with my sword, dealing damage equivalent to two posters

One more poster is required to defeat him.

I call over Toa Gali to help me fight the creature and launch Thornax's at the Eldritch angel while she's causing a water spout to soak him.

The Eldritch Angel has been beaten! I sacrifice a fold of thought, and give it to Merry_Pippin, who combined the fold with a quad-dimensional eye, and together, we make The Omni-seeing Eye, that summons a nameless being, with such mighty power but barely any sight, and hurl the eye to the next poster, who the nameless being tracking the eye, so that it can get the eye back into its socket.

I use a diamond baseball bat to smack the eye back into the nameless being's eye socket, but with such force that it flies backward and is impaled on a spike. The wound leaks ShadowBlood, which I collect in a cauldron. I place a VERY large rag into the cauldron, so it is soaked with the ShadowBlood, and then take it out. I then place the rag on the ground atop a bottle containing the soul of a long-forgotten Pokemon, which I step on, breaking the bottle. I watch as the a gigantic Mimikyu rises from under the rag.

It charges up a Shadow Ball/Dazzling Gleam combo, but 3 posters can prevent it from destroying every single Pikachu!

What's this? A killer soul?

I tear its rags open with the Terra blade, leaving it vulnerable to attack from other posters.

I throw a rock at it, which kills it

I use a brick, some sulfur, and a bobblehead of Ted Cruz to summon

the zodiac griller

beware his cooking powers

OOC:
am I doing this right

if not ignore this

I us my powers to call upon Hesta, the angel of the hearth and home, and she strips him of his cooking powers, allowing me to wap him over the head with his own frying pan. I shave his hair and burn it to summon a smoke creature ( I cant think of anything else i am tired) it goes for the next poster

Jimbo, your doing fine.

Anyways, I use a mana splitter to separate the smoke from it's life force.

I use that life force with bloody symbols and long changing to summon the

Walthoy Ernist, the only name that can be comprehended for a shadow of those that were summoned.

This time, Walthoy is the form of a child and a knife. it rushes the next poster with blood glowing and flowing from it's empty void of eye sockets.

I draw the Dual Swords of Blazing Light from their sheaths on my back and slash it. The first sword misses, but the second lands a glancing blow, causing that monstrosity to explode into darkness from the pure light entering his system. He leaves behind his knife and I capture the darkness he exploded into in a phial.

I capture an alley cat, and put it in a circle of chalk. In the circle i put the knife with a fake severed ear atop it, and the phial of darkness. I place a pop-tart in the circle as a catalyst, summoning forth the darkest of all creatures, the foulest of all monsters, and the poptartiest of all cats, Nyan Cat. It attacks the next poster with deadly rainbonic farts and ear-raping music.

Huh. I use a 4-chan shield to reflect the rainbow at the cat. All that remains is ash.

I grab a mother voodoo doll, cover me knife with the ash, and pierce the dolls heart, summoning the witness.

https://antibirth.gamepedia.com/The_Witness

I throw flaming knives at The Witness, and it burns until it disintegrates into a charred, fleshy mass. I open an Ultra Wormhole above it, and a Nihilego comes out and possesses what is left of the Witness.

I run away, and the Nihilego targets the next poster.

I throw the one master ball i have at it and capture it. I then let it out and incinerate it with fire magic.

I mix the ash with an item that is the very essence of Creation, a fragment of reality, and a shard of pure magic, also known a primordial pearl. From this volatile mixture emerges an Eldritch Warden. I use my powers on it to erase the darkness that it once was and replace it with light, creating a Holy Warden of the Light. It fires searing beams of pure energy at the next poster.

I take a mirror and reflect the beams of energy back at the Holy boy, which makes him explode into a bright beam of light, I take the cloth that was on him which is a nice white and gold color

I take this nice looking cloth and pour a bit of ink on it, which mixes with the white to become a mediocre gray, I burn the cloth and from the flames comes...

MEDIOCRE MAN

He attacks the next poster with a mediocre punch