Make a boat: Won't take too long, it's Minecraft, right?
Somebody starts a boring conversation with you.
Leave/Put on headphones/Try and change the topic to Minecraft.
#FOXESFORMINECRAFT Foxes for Minecraft forum.
Put on Headphones. "Huh?"
There is a cookie beyond a trap.
Go / Leave
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
Leave. The cookies are a lie.
You're watching Star Wars, and (spoiler alert) Han Solo dies.
Shrug. I don't even watch Star Wars anyway.
You're in Creative Mode. What do you build?
Mega Mansion / Epic Pixel Art / Offensive Building / Battle Arena
Mega Mansion: I want a good place to live, after all.
You see a box full of kittens on the side of the road.
Take one/take two/take them all/leave them there.
Take them all... and donate all but three to the nearest animal shelter.
You are exploring an old abandoned house, and you hear a loud noise even though you were pretty sure you were alone.
Investigate/Cower against the wall/Scream and run away
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Ultra Lunala / Dawn Wings Necrozma
Investigate, why wouldn't I?
Tattle. I tattle to mom that Royal stole all the knives.
You stumble across a very inactive, almost dead section of the forum.
Ignore/Create thread/Gotta necropost em all
(Ignore) Best to just let it rest.
Fight/Flight(Flee)/Call for Help/Surrender
Fight. Why would I want to explode?
I'm really bored, I'm growing desperate, and I really need help.
Sympathize / Accompany / Mock / Leave
Sympathize: I've been there.
You find a Lightsaber.
Keep it/sell it/try and kill the Ender Dragon with it.
Somehow kill the Ender Dragon with it, considering I'm (sort of) dead in the Minecraft community.
You pull a lever. What happens?
Trap / Horde / Reward / Nothing
Trap. The lever activates a dispenser with a Wither Skeleton Skull in it, placed on some soul sand, creating a Wither!
You wake up in Po Town.
Blow up/Team Skull rap battle/Go find it's ya boi
Blow it up... for the third time. (For those who don't know, first and second explosions were in Steal the Cookie V.)
A barrage of energy bullets are heading towards you.
Counterattack / Run
Counterattack! Go, my army of wolves, GO!
Your computer is doing the blue screen of death.
Call for tech support/try and fix it yourself/punch the computer/go get coffee.
Call for tech support. I have no technical experience, but I can't live without my computer, either.
The cat you're trying to tame is outrunning you every single time.
Give Up / Keep Trying
Keep trying. Eventually I tame it and it becomes my lifelong cat buddy.
Somebody tells you that potatoes are the awesomest things in the world.
Agree/Kindly tell them that they're wrong/Rudely contradict/Ignore.
Rudely contradict. Minecraft is way better than potatoes.
A storm of hostile wolves are raining down on you.
Umbrella / Fight / Run
Run. I quickly find a minecart on a track and ride away faster than the wolves can catch me!
Nebby got out of the bag... again!
Tell Nebby kindly to get back in the bag as it is safer in there/Scream 'NEBBY GET IN THE FRICCIN BAG' at it/Chase it all around.
Scream. After all, she has to stay there.
You see dufhugth20 and Faiyamon tennis-posting.
Stop / Ignore