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Touching the Cookie takes you to Y: 2048. Powers and hacks are disabled. Have a nice fall.

I simply strap on my pair of handy-dandy Feather Falling XXXMMDCCLXVII (32767) boots.

I hide the cookie in a box that can only be opened by truthfully answering this question: Does the set of all sets that do not contain themselves, contain itself?

I can't answer something like that. You didn't give the box an immunity to teleporting the contents elsewhere.

Several swords will rain down on you when you approach the Cookie, and you're given Slowness XXXMMDCCLXVII. Teleporting is also disabled.

I pull the cookie TO me with a Motorized Grappling Hook, then stuff it in a Disenchanter with plenty of books. The enchantments are stripped off. I then stuff the books with those enchantments into a Disenchantment Generator which transforms the enchantments into power, destroying the books in the process.

When someone other than me touches the cookie, they are given Resistance -XXXMMDCCLXVIII (-32768) before being engulfed in a potion cloud of Instant Damage 255. Teleportation does not help against this, as the potion cloud is always on top of the latest offender until they’re either 20 feet away from the cookie or they die.

I dump the cookie in milk. Goodbye, potion effects!

I hide the cookie SOMEWHERE. You'll never find it

IT'S IN MY POCKET

Don't think I never search for easter eggs in posts. I pickpocket you.

I make the Cookie unobtainable.

I do some stuff to the source code and make the cookie obtainable.

I then hide it in a pile of cookies, except they are ALL rock hard.

I'd try the biting technique but my teeth are no match for rocks. However, I have a simple solution. The cookies are ROCK hard. The real Cookie is INDESTRUCTIBLE. I mine away at the false cookies with a pickaxe. When I hit the real Cookie several times and it doesn't break I know it is the one. I take it.

Then I do what Faiyamon did, except ALL cookies are indestructible. There's no way you'll find a technique to get the real one.

I grab one and put it in a blacklist filter in an Advanced Item Collector. The real cookie gets picked up, while the fakes are left behind.

I summon 500000000 replicas of the Dark Sun to defend the cookie.

/kill @e[type=DarkSun]

You have the Cookie but you must defend it from my sent zombie wave using towers.

A second cookie appears from a dimensional rift! I lure the zombies away with it.

I surgically implant the cookie within the next poster's skull. Removing it would kill you.

Minecrafters don't have skulls. Lol, I teleport it out of my body.

I split the Cookie into four fragments.

Fragment 1: In my pocket

Fragment 2: In my pocket

Fragment 3: In my pocket

Fragment 4: In my pocket

HMMMMMMMMMMM.... where could it possibly be? I check my pockets. Then I check my other pair of pants' pockets. Then I check your pockets. Found em!

I place the cookie in an inaccessible room, in a private Minecraft world, with no commands, no hacks, and smothered with anti-magic spells.

Mess up the config, make commands possible. I then teleport the cookie to my location and pick it up.

I then place the cookie into a folder labeled 'Draeju Pics' with 999,999,999 weird scaly drawings that may potentially cause eyeburn.

I put on modified shades that prevent eyeburn. I extract the cookie into reality.

Approaching the Cookie triggers an anvilstorm.

I place a small roof of blocks above the cookie.

I hire Jeb to code the cookie out of existence.

I get Bill Gates to code it back in.

I then disguise the cookie as a potato and hide it in a village field.

Turns out you planted it in a farm. I check around every farm until I harvest the cookie.

Touching the cookie will make several unreflectable lasers blast you.

I use portals to make the lasers redirect to some uninhabited place 1000000km away, and grab the cookie.

I put the cookie on Smirky Meowstic's head. If you go within a hypothetical sphere centered around the cookie with a radius of 10 meters, the Meowstic's psychic forcefield will prevent you from advancing further.

/tp @e[type=Cookie]

WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP USING THIS COMMAND?!

Touching the Cookie teleports you inside a tornado.