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Well I have a big disadvantage here...

/effect pizzaeater1000 minecraft:resistance 100000 100

I have the cookie as a reward for finding 100 diamonds in five minutes. It must be on a legit, default world on survival. You have a diamond pickaxe, but no enchantments on it. Cheats are set to off and you cannot in any way set it to LAN and activate cheats there.

I bust through a wall and apparently I found a diamond ore deposit of 100 ores! gg

If you try to approach to the cookie, the floor opens up to a quicksand pit.

Bump

You used Real/Main-World quicksand. I fall forwards and float on the quicksand with my limbs outstretched. The cookie floats also. I don’t bother asking why, as I assume that it’s also less dense than the quicksand. I slowly swim over to avoid sinking, grab the cookie, and Advanced Charged Porter (by that I mean teleport with it) my way out.

I put the Cookie (NOT as an item entity) into a bedrock display stand. If you so much as touch the cookie or display stand, or even get close to either of them, an activated Draconic Nuke is summoned with a fuse of 0, meaning it INSTANTLY explodes, obliterating everything that can be blown up within at least an 80 block/meter radius.

I move so slowly that whatever unspecified thing won't trigger the nuke, it takes 1 week to get the cookie but it's worth it I think

I get a dog and play frisbee with the dog, using the cookie as a frisbee, the dog is a incredibly large Doberman that will attack you if you steal the cookie

Little did you know I can summon a magical sword that can cut anything.

*SLASH!*

The cookie will teleport away if you approach it.

I go to Ilex Forest. 'Hey Celebi, can you please go back through space and time to retrieve a specific cookie? I have jellybeans ;D' The Pokemon then uses its time traveling powers to get the cookie, and gives it to me in exchange for the jellybeans.

I then hide the cookie in the deepest part of Mt Moon, guarded by an infinite amount of Zubats (and a few Golbats).

I use a bazooka. Gotta kill them all! I easily breeze through Mt Moon, and release the cookie from its prison of annoying enemies.

I throw the cookie to the actual moon, where an alien hides it in a military spaceship that has a laser security system that'll slice you to bologna if you touch it. Did I mention the alien has a deadly ray gun?

The Cookie has apparently grabbed the Creepers’ attention. They go ahead and blast the spaceship with laser beams and snag The Cookie. I then blast their ships with my Mining Laser set to fire Explosive shots, then take The Cookie from them. They are not pleased in the slightest.

”Oh, you have got to be kidding me...” -Random Creeper

I throw The Cookie towards a neutron star.

/tp @e[type=Cookie] Idelac

I'm tired of using this command...

If you try to approach the Cookie, ROBLOXians will drop down from the sky and bombard you with rockets. Their drop is also strong enough to disable Creative Mode and powers.

A Creeper Army goes to move in to take the cookie. Their base immediately gets over-run by ROBLOXians due to them trying to approach the cookie (they are far away, yet there was no limit on how close the approaching entity had to be to set off the trap. Due to hundreds or even thousands of Creepers all setting off the trap at around the same time, so many ROBLOXians appear that the server gets overloaded. The owner kills all the ROBLOXians on the server all at once through the console. Due to the overload handling protocols, they vanish instead of falling apart. The Creepers don’t know what happened, so they get confused for a bit before trying again, causing a repeat of what happened before. So the owner does the same thing again. The Creepers then repeat their actions, unaware of the catastrophe that they unintentionally caused twice in a row. Que the owner setblocking a Repeating Command Block that is always active to always kill the ROBLOXians as they appear. The Creeper army grabs the cookie, sees the enchantment on the cookie, and takes it to a room with an Auto-Disenchanter in it. I later sneak into the room unnoticed, see an enchanted cookie on the counter next to the Auto-Disenchanter, and and think nothing of it until after I check what’s in the Auto-Disenchanter, only to find that there’s nothing inside. I then use my Remote Indexer to get some blank books out of my storage room. I then, without having to approach the cookie, put it in the Auto-Disenchanter with the books that I grabbed, only to realize that it was THE COOKIE that I put in to be disenchanted. The ROBLOXian summoning enchantment that you put on the cookie comes off cleanly. I then put the cookie, unused books, and the now enchanted/cursed book into my inventory and teleport back home. I put the books in the storage system, which puts them in the storage room, and make a Disenchantment Generator. I put it directly adjacent to the input to my Draconic Energy Orb, and put the enchanted book with the enchantment that I still hadn’t set off. The enchantment is converted straight into power. A Creeper finds out later that the cookie was stolen, and the blame goes on the person they stole the cookie from.

TL;DR: A Creeper army tried to take the cookie, setting off the trap like 500 times, overloading the server and getting the owner involved. This repeats two more times, except the second time, the ROBLOXians are set up to be insta-killed every tick. The cookie is taken back to their base, and I strip the enchantment off the cookie without ever trying to approach the cookie due to me not knowing it was The Cookie until after the enchantment was in the process of being taken off. I then convert the enchantment into power whilst all the Creepers THINK that dufhugth20 stole the cookie from them.

I put the cookie in a random chest in a field of chests 10km by 10km wide. Good Luck.

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A Creeper Army goes to move in to take the cookie. Their base immediately gets over-run by ROBLOXians due to them trying to approach the cookie (they are far away, yet there was no limit on how close the approaching entity had to be to set off the trap. Due to hundreds or even thousands of Creepers all setting off the trap at around the same time, so many ROBLOXians appear that the server gets overloaded. The owner kills all the ROBLOXians on the server all at once through the console. Due to the overload handling protocols, they vanish instead of falling apart. The Creepers don’t know what happened, so they get confused for a bit before trying again, causing a repeat of what happened before. So the owner does the same thing again. The Creepers then repeat their actions, unaware of the catastrophe that they unintentionally caused twice in a row. Que the owner setblocking a Repeating Command Block that is always active to always kill the ROBLOXians as they appear. The Creeper army grabs the cookie, sees the enchantment on the cookie, and takes it to a room with an Auto-Disenchanter in it. I later sneak into the room unnoticed, see an enchanted cookie on the counter next to the Auto-Disenchanter, and and think nothing of it until after I check what’s in the Auto-Disenchanter, only to find that there’s nothing inside. I then use my Remote Indexer to get some blank books out of my storage room. I then, without having to approach the cookie, put it in the Auto-Disenchanter with the books that I grabbed, only to realize that it was THE COOKIE that I put in to be disenchanted. The ROBLOXian summoning enchantment that you put on the cookie comes off cleanly. I then put the cookie, unused books, and the now enchanted/cursed book into my inventory and teleport back home. I put the books in the storage system, which puts them in the storage room, and make a Disenchantment Generator. I put it directly adjacent to the input to my Draconic Energy Orb, and put the enchanted book with the enchantment that I still hadn’t set off. The enchantment is converted straight into power. A Creeper finds out later that the cookie was stolen, and the blame goes on the person they stole the cookie from.

I think you might be trying too hard

OT:
I open a chest randomly and it happens to be the one with cookie

"Oh cool"

I put the cookie inside of a hollowed out, slightly larger cookie

I eat the cookie that you put The Cookie into.

I put the cookie into a field completely engulfed in inextinguible flames.

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I eat the cookie that you put The Cookie into.

I put the cookie into a field completely engulfed in inextinguible flames.

Wouldn't that also make you eat the actual Cookie as well tho

/null

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Wouldn't that also make you eat the actual Cookie as well tho

/null

Didn't you read the rules (From the original)? He says you can't eat the Cookie. He'd eat the cookie-shell, leaving the Cookie behind.
/nullpost

OT

I spray modified water that can extinguish any fire on it. LOL EZ

The Cookie is encased in a block of bedrock.

I find it whilst in creative mode, and break the shell, and due to the cookie being completely indestructible, it pops out. I grab it and stuff it into a color-coded Ender Chest that only I know the combination to. I then break the chest, leaving the cookie in limbo until an Ender Chest with the same color code is placed and opened.

Turns out you accidentally left the color code on the floor. I use the code and take the cookie.

Touching the Cookie teleports you into the Void.

“So, I get teleported to the void when I touch the cookie?” *grabs the cookie and teleports out of the void alive with an Advanced Charged Porter, due to the void not insta-killing players*

“Teleportation is an effective counter to that!” *beat* “I’m surprised that he didn’t know that I have a portable teleporter, given how relatively frequently I use it.”

I then strip the enchantment off onto a book that prevents enchantments from applying their effects whilst on the book, modify it a little bit so that it teleports players other than me into the void every Minecraft Game Tick whilst they are holding it, then reapply it to the cookie. I also apply an enchantment that makes the cookie teleport back to a certain location every time it dropped. That location is at the end of one of the hardest maps in Minecraft’s history.

It takes a million tries, but I finally beat it. I teleport the cookie onto a modified enchantment table, and strip the enchantment.

(And by the way, let's try to avoid tennis-posting.)

To get the Cookie, you must survive one of my torture chambers for 1 hour. Powers are allowed, but Creative Mode and destroying the chamber are not. Certain powers, like invincibility, or teleportation, is also not allowed.

I'm a ghost, people. The things you torture the living with won't work on me! Hihi!

I take the cookie and put it in an online download... that will give your computer a fatal virus.