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i watch the cookie land in the crowd.. thats not going to fool anybody. i run and grab it.

i then give it to rick sanchez, who persuades morty to shove the cookie waaaaay up his butthole.

This calls for some surgery. (One surgery operation later) Now it's mine.

I give the cookie to sans. (From Undertale)

I use an army of Temmie's to get the cookie. I then have a UB-01 possess it.

I get Arceus to take the cookie from UB-01, and then he gives it to me. Thanks, Arceus.

I take the cookie to the end of an impossible obstacle course.

I pick it up. (pickitup pickitup)

I then hide the cookie in a cave near the earth's core.

I get a set of armor that's resistant to everything (including the core), get to the core, and nab the cookie.

I make the cookie a prize for winning this:

Someone wins that race, tries to eat the cookie, and inevitably fails. They angrily stomp off to the managers of the race, and then later, they throw it at someone else and say "Take it. I don't want an indestructible cookie." The person who had the cookie thrown at them just so happens to be me, and I take it.

I put the cookie in a 16x16 Colossal Diamond Chest with a bunch of nigh-indestructible fakes in order to confuse anyone trying to take it from me.

I somehow shove each and every single one of the chests into an MRI scanner, after I find the real one I then find a cleavage plane on the diamond chest, (since it is made of diamond and diamonds break if you hit them in certain spots I think) and tap it with a hammer.

The entire chest collapses, and I get the cookie.

I then have the cookie as a prize on the next episode of Jeopardy.

I have some friend of mine who is also Jeopardy champion win and get the cookie for me (I pay them $10000 as a substitute prize)

I then put the cookie into the depths of the Internet and have an army of memes guard it.

The memes are ineffective against me and the browser that I use to visit the webpage that the cookie is on. I ignore the memes and just download the cookie and it appears in my pocket.

I make the cookie invisible and put it in a Clear Item Frame.

The item frame is clear, as in he tells things simply and clearly

as I walk by the item frame unknowingly, the item frame tells me that there is an invisible cookie on it, so I try and grab the cookie and I grab it, I then wash off the invisible spray.

I put the cookie in a field where I have buried it, there is a bunch of yellow flags covering the field so you will have no idea where it is.

I use a cookie detector (you know, like a metal detector used by treasure hunters, but for finding cookies) and find the cookie.

I hide it in the Aether Foundation base... and use Type:Null's (otherwise known as Nullposts) to guard it.

I dig up the entire field, it takes hours, but eventually i find the cookie.

Using chest stacking, i hide the cookie in one of the about one trillion chests, all these chests are contained in one chest, oh, there are also decoys. Good luck.

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I dig up the entire field, it takes hours, but eventually i find the cookie.

Using chest stacking, i hide the cookie in one of the about one trillion chests, all these chests are contained in one chest, oh, there are also decoys. Good luck.

I use an invisibility potion, and an Filtered Advanced Item Collector teleports it — and ONLY it — to me once I get close enough.

I make the cookie invisible again and put it in a Clear Item Frame that is SEE-THROUGH, and not one that talks and gives away what I'm trying to hide.

I use my ultra-amazing (and ultra-fab) green glasses' x-ray vision function and find the item frame and cookie. I then throw the cookie into the Distortion World.

I travel back in time. Just as you're about to throw the cookie into the Distortion World, I dash at light-speed and swipe the cookie away from you. Mission accomplished.

I put the cookie in a chest, then hook the chest up to a trap. If you open the chest, the floor opens up and you fall into lava. Oh, and if you try to fly up to avoid falling in, the roof opens up and drops a bunch of sand onto you so that you take suffocation damage.

I borrow Edgelord's Fire-type Vallypost (immune to fire, lava etc) and get him to open the chest and take the cookie. he comes out unharmed.

I then give the cookie to Edgelord, who is so edgy that viewers are hurt by looking at him. (ow, the edge.)

Hack: Edge-resist. I swipe the cookie from him.

I put the cookie in a chest and hook it up to another trap. This trap detonates a big bomb, disables any hacks/powers, and blocks the exit. Good luck.

You said the trap only triggers when you open the chest earlier, right? I break open a hole in the side of the chest and take the cookie before teleporting out scot-free.

I put the cookie in an indestructible chest that is passcode-locked. There are also quadrillions of possible combinations.