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Cape. I reflect it into YOUR eye, then YOU fall down into a hole.

I use boomerswords that can't kill me.

I dodge them, causing them to fly back and cut the rope to a conveniently placed piano above your head. "Those REALLY are ineffective."

I kick the next poster hard enough to bruise their soul. You're gonna need an ice pack for that.

I catch your foot with minimal injury, then send it flying into your face.

With a Portal gun, I shove the next poster into the Blue Portal, then while they're flying out of the Orange Portal, I deactivate the portals, dismembering their top body.

I drag you through with me, and I go out fast enough so it severs you instead

I get into an attack helicopter and shoot at the next poster

I cast a spell (*pulls out wand* PROTEGO!) that stops everything you shoot with me, from napalm to bullets to missiles.

I cast a spell on the next poster (*points wand at next poster* AVADA KEDAVRA!)

It was a ghast-fireball spell. I simply punch it at you.

I shoot plasma at the next poster.

That wasn't a ghast-fireball spell, it was the killing curse from Harry Potter. DO YOU KNOW NOTHING OF NERDOM!!!! It us completely unblock able, so you are dead from trying to block it and never got the chance to shoot plasma at the next poster.

I take the plasma cannon he was going to use before he died, and shoot it at the next poster.

Plasma weapons are very inefficient, and can only travel a few feet before fizzling out. They also have a tendency to explode, especially when their wires are cut. Ignore the garden shears in my hands.

I summon a bound daedra to kill the next poster.

I possess it and turn it against you.

Combo of a sword rain and a barrage of fireballs.

I use a unusually strong umbrella. The fire balls and swords just bounce back towards you.

I cast dispel magic on the next poster, then tie an electronic-disabling electromagnet to their legs and drop them in the ocean.

I don't know how to counter that. *Somehow counter-kills Jam_Jelly*

I try to kill the next poster in every single way possible.

Many of those ways conflict in a way making them impossible, causing the universe to erase you to keep the balance.

I falcon punch the next poster into a smart-bomb.

I dodge at the last second, and you end up crashing into the bomb and blow up.

I push the next poster into a portal, but before they completely pass through, I deactivate it.

I swap our positions.

I trigger an earthquake on the next poster.

o shoot, it's super effective. But I zip away just in time before a nearby building collapses over Duf.

I throw an explosive potato at the next poster's face.

*I lean out of the way* "Wow. That was a strong throw. I think it went into orbit!" *The potato finishes its low orbit, coming to rest at the base of your skull. Owch.*

I /kill the next poster.

You used the command /kill the next poster. Minecraft does not recognize this as a username and it does not kill me. I use /kill Jam_Jelly, which minecraft recognizes and kills you instantly.

I throw the next poster into a imploding TARDIS

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You used the command /kill the next poster. Minecraft does not recognize this as a username and it does not kill me. I use /kill Jam_Jelly, which minecraft recognizes and kills you instantly.

I throw the next poster into a imploding TARDIS

I’ll just respond to both Jam_Jelly and nubbin2003’s attacks, because I don’t think that response is valid (attack with one thing failing, followed by the intended victim successfully attacking with the exact same thing).

OT:

Jam_Jelly: I disconnect at the last second, and since you’re now the only player left on the server at the time, and you also used /kill @f (@f = the farthest player from the execution point.), you end up killing yourself.

nubbin2003: Teleport item from me randomly targets you. Nuff said.

I cause an arrow rain to fall on the next poster. From the ground. With the arrows flying into the sky with reverse gravity. Also, the “rain” is pretty wide-spread and dense.

I jump high in the air while the arrows follow me. You get under me to get a better view, and that's when I reflect them at you.

I spleef the next poster.

I use a gravity reverser. I land on my feet on the bottom, while you fall to your death.

I use a mirror to reflect the sun to blind the next poster. I wear sunglasses while doing this.