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I throw an equally strong basic at the acid, neutralizing it. Whoops, looks like the reaction made some poison gas. Good thing I have a gas mask.

I hang the next poster with their own intestines.

I use the blood of my intestines as lube to slip from the intestinal medallion noose, then run towards you and choke your... Weird head thingy with my own intestines.

I tie the next poster to the ground and then control an orbital laser to fire directly at their position.

I teleport away from the blast, then blast a fire laser at you.

Inescapable sword rain on the next poster.

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I teleport away from the blast, then blast a fire laser at you.

Inescapable sword rain on the next poster.

That’s just a dodge and then a separate attack, which isn’t allowed. Ignoring.

OT: I teleport out of the ropes with a Teleportation Wand, then use an Ultimate Mirror to redirect the laser into your face.

I build a TNT Combo Cannon and fire it at the next poster.

I place a sponge into the cannon while you aren't looking. That's a lot of TNT, isn't it?

I remove the next posters arms and legs, take out all their teeth, dump them in anti-magic fluid, remove their arms, and lock them in a box hanging over a pit filled with razor wire. Good luck.

Swing, swing, swing, NONUPLE TAIL WHIP!!! sends you crashing into the razor wire pit.

I kick the next poster into a lava pit.

One of my OCs (Original Characters) kicks you in with me and I use you as a footstool.

I shoot a mega fire laser at the next poster.

Remember the Ultimate Mirror that I used before? Yea... I deflect the laser into your face with it.

I FUS RO DAH the next poster off of a cliff.

OD AH VIING! *A dragon swoops under me, saving me, and torches you.*

I kill the next poster. That's it. They just die.

I counter kill you, that's it, you die instead

I slam the next poster's head onto an anvil and then try and hammer their head in

I manage to get enough power to fling the anvil on my head on you, then take your hammer, then I smash your balls. Ouch.

I chuck The Cookie at the next poster. (You know what thread I'm talking about.)

I catch it, and toss it so hard at you that it beans you on the head and flies through a dimensional rift.

I bury the next poster under a pile of sand.

I make the sand levitate on you.

Throws a boomersword at the next poster. A boomersword is a sword, but works like a boomerang.

I duck and it swings back at you and slices your head clean off
"what a genius invention, I wish I thought of that"

I get in a golf cart, and arm myself with a lance, and charge at the next poster at 4 miles an hour

I place a large snail in your path. The low-speed collision causes your cart to explode.

I shoot the next poster. With a gun. A large one, at that.

I use Reflect, and the bullet bounces back, straight into your forehead.

I use the Nonuple Tail Whip on the next poster.

Nonuple Slash to cut off your tails, then fireball to burn you to a crisp.

I throw swords at the next poster.

I pull out two magnets, which send them back from whence they came.

I use these magnets to shoot razor sharp metal shards at the next poster.

I use a same-polarity magnet to bounce them back at you. Ironic.

I throw the next poster in an inescapable jail cell, and let them starve to death.

I survive for weeks by eating rats and drinking their blood for water. All the while I am using floss to get through the bars. Nubbin 2003: *pulls out wand* "EXPECTO PATRONUM!" The Dementors that made the prison inescapable cower before the might of my phoenix Patronus. They search for the nearest source of joy, the person who trapped me, as it caused him immense joy. They suck his soul out, and turn on the next poster, as I am still defended by my Patronus.