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I toss a gigantic fish at you, and you end up getting pounced on and crushed by the kitty.

I use a Black Hole Eclipse on the next poster (search that up if you don't know what that is)

I grab onto a pole to not get sucked in and throw a white hole in a jar into the black hole, cancelling out the black hole and making it a white hole which pushes you into a wall headfirst

I throw a brick at the next poster

I grab the brick and chuck it at your head, killing you after giving you a bad concussion

I summon Aquinta, the angel of the waters, to attack the next poster

You get transformed into a copy of me, who is then attacked by Aquinta, who YOU summoned. Didn’t see that coming, right?

I do this to the next poster 1000 times.

Slime blocks.

Rocket launcher.

I open a portal in front of the rockets, and another behind duf. The rockets fly through the portals and explode duf from the back.

I place Stealth Rocks around the next poster.

When they come at me, I swap our positions and they hit you instead.

I have Pharah use her ultimate on the next poster, with a Damage Boost applied and a Supercharger active nearby.

I open an umbrella infront of me, causing every single rocket to be bounced back at you and the ogrewatch thing

I throw a hook on a chain at the next poster and try to reel them into a gorge, I am standing on the opposite side of the gorge

I use my momentum to grab the edge of the gorge and grab the above poster's ankle, tripping them into the gorge.

I fire my signature Truck Gun at the next poster.

Does the portal thing from my previous post. 'Thank you Reeper for teaching me this technique!'

I throw the next poster into a snake pit (Draeju, are you in there?)

All the snakes get angry at you for crushing their friend by recklessly throwing me into the pit. They take a secret passage to get out, and then they find you, bite you, and overload your blood with venom. You don’t have time to get the anti-venom administered. I make it out of the pit with a Motorized Grappling Hook.

I take the next poster and fling them into something resembling a Quantum Asteroid Field, except that the asteroids are replaced with black holes.

I throw a lasso/lead at the previous poster. It pulls them toward me ultimately leading to both of our fates.

The next poster appears behind an End Portal, and I kick them into it forcing them to fight off the dangers of the End.

I kill the dragon so there will be an exit portal. I then do some random stuff and respawn the dragon. I ride it into the portal, flinging blugreended up to a lethal height once I get to the other side.

I open an Ultra Wormhole above the next poster (would they get sucked in, or will UB's come out and obliterate them?)

I catch a Guzzlord from the portal and send it after the above poster.

I teleport the below poster to the planet Argus, leaving them at the mercy of the demons living there.

I use the Teleport item from the Blast-off minigame. It selects you as the one to be swapped. You’re left stranded on Argus with a teleporter that’s out of power. Good luck. You’ll need a fleet of supertanks’ worth.

I open a solids-only portal to Neptune above the next poster’s head and let the diamond rain get them.

Umbrella bounces the diamonds all over the room, which are like tiny knives being thrown everywhere, guess how that ends up for you

"This umbrella was the best purchase I have ever made"

I kick the next poster in the head

You kick a thorns 32767 helmet that I was wearing in the process. You die instantly.

I send a tunnel bore at the next poster.

I hop in the command seat and send it back at you.

I conjure a beam of searing light and blast it at the next poster.

I reflect the beam back to you with a heat-resistant mirror.

I push the next poster off a catwalk into a vat of strong acids below.

I cast a light-rope spell and pull you in with me, then use the same spell to pull myself up to the catwalk.

I throw those acids at the next poster.