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Little did you know I had a gun that returns me to normal size. While you were bowling, I return to normal size and shatter the ball. Fragments hit you with lethal force.

A truckload of pianos are dropped onto the next poster.

I use Protect, then Copycat to drop another truckload of pianos on Duf.

I fire a Moonblast at the next poster.

*redirects the moonblast to hit the attacker using portals from a portal gun* "Now I'm thinking with portals."

I use the Teleport item from the Blast-Off minigame to swap myself with a random player as I fall off. The random player that is selected is the next poster.

Little did you know I had a Super Jump. I use it in midair, and get just enough height to get to you, then kick you into the void.

I shoot a barrage of fireballs at the next poster.

I hit one back, and a domino effect occurs where the fireballs crash into eachother and explode, deflecting more fireballs. You inevitably get hit by one and die.

I rain "justice" on the next poster.

I kneel down and pray to Arceus. The 'justice' then solidifies into Arceus, and he headbutts you into space.

I send a flying thing into the air to attack the next poster. (SPOILER: the flying thing is actually an anvil enchanted with wings)

I use my Hypnomelder to turn the flying anvil against you. Yes, it was alive this whole time.

I send out my Darkrai and force to use Dark Void on the next poster.

I use Teeter Dance on the Darkrai, and it becomes confused. It ends up firing its Dark Void on you.

I secretly place a mechanism in the ground for the next poster to step into. When they step on the hidden pressure plate, the ground will open up and drop them into an acid pool.

I somehow bring you with me, and use you as a footstool to jump out.

Chucks an elephant at the next poster.

I panic and use a Teleport item identical to the one before and start to run in the opposite direction. I don’t get far before we swap places. Surprised by the sudden warp, you don’t realize that the elephant that you threw is going to hit you in the back before it’s too late to do anything.

I throw a bunch of spawn eggs around the next poster to summon an army of mobs around them.

I turn to Creative mode so the mobs won't attack me, and the only other nearby target is... you!

I rain glass shards on the next poster.

I open an umbrella, which sends all the glass shards in different directions and some of then fly at you and stab you in various places, rip

I throw a flashbang at the next poster

The flashbang gets deflected into your face by Genji, then after the flashbang stuns and blinds you, McCree fans the hammer on you.

I throw the next poster in front of Roadhog. Roadhog then gets boosted with a Nano-boost, Supercharger, Damage Boost, Strength Potion, and a 500% damage boost. The next poster also gets debuffed with 500% damage received, a super negative resistance effect, a discord orb, and a slowness 10 effect before being hooked by Roadhog.

I chug some chocolate milk, removing the effects, and throw some on the roadhog, which gets into his eyes, causing him to charge you.

I pull out the magic sword, Skullshear, to attack you by gaining sentience.

The Kid from Bastion intercepts the attack and Counter-Blocks it, with the extra bonus of a spirit that gives +100% damage with counterblocks. You get one-shot thanks to that.

I make the next poster grow to an immense size without anything countering the extra weight besides the extra bone mass. I then teleport them 5 meters into the air, and make sure to be in a safe enclosure for the inevitable impact.

I survive the fall because giants aren't usually weak, and the impact makes the ground break and shatter like it's an earthquake, you fall into one of the cracks in the ground under your safe enclosure and die from the impact

"Thanks dude"

I shoot at the next poster with a putting machine loaded with balls of rusty, jagged pieces of metal

Frantically searching for a move to use, I use a Dark Pulse to repel the metal shards. The attack also hits you as collateral and some of the shards fly in your direction and stab you. (revenge for the glass shards one)

I throw a Beast Ball over the next poster, and it opens in midair, releasing a Celesteela (the heaviest Pokemon as of now) that will descend upon the next poster.

I use the Force to repel the attack and crush you in the process

I use the Force to throw the next poster 25 meters into the air

I throw an anvil and glide away at the peak of my accent.

nubbin2003 was “Etho’d” by Connor_Miner

I make the next poster grow at a rate of 50 meters per second and let real-world physics take it’s course on them. *cough* Square-Cube Law *cough*

The whatever that was used to cause that effect was deflected into you, causing you to go bye bye dead instead.

I make the next poster be crushed by a giant kitty.